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I like my line in this thread about 'cycling past on his orange opinions'. Especially when Alan McGee -- Mr Orange Opinions himself -- then cycles briefly through the thread!

― Momus (Momus), Sunday, 19 October 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

do you think that was actually him though?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 19 October 2003 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I like it when you talk about jacking off to Gillespie and Reid.

― adaml (adaml), Sunday, 19 October 2003 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

Momus, I just saw your nemesis "Harry K-Tel" as I was coming in to work this morning. I think he was coming out of some fancy Tribeca hotel/residence, but other than that I didn't gather enough information for an actual anecdote.

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 7 January 2005 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick, sorry to use this as my personal Make Random Comments to Momus in Hope of a Response but I just saw that photo on ILB on the clipboard thread. Are you working on a Moondog project now? Momus Moondog Matinee?

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never actually read through this before. This time I did it and came across one of those rare Dickon Edwards posts. Remember when Momus and Dickon were real people?

― Atnevon (Atnevon), Friday, 7 January 2005 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there any particular reason why this was posted here? Is there any particular reason that I shouldn't delete this?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 8 January 2005 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Please delete, Norm.

― Ken L (Ken L), Saturday, 8 January 2005 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

(long, irrelevant, possibly slightly dodgy message shitcanned)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 8 January 2005 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

(long, irrelevant, possibly slightly dodgy message shitcanned)

Not at all! These artifacts have historical value.

― Atnevon (Atnevon), Sunday, 9 January 2005 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Above or below 14th street, either way it's pretty fucking pathetic. NY is 2 miles, dude. Siberia is on 40-somethingth street, for instance. I hang out mostly on the southern west side in my spare time, but if I actually took the time to tell people that as if it was something worthwhile of noting, I would know I was a fucking dick with no penis or incredible mental problems if indeed I was blessed with a large cock.

― Triple Ho, Sunday, 9 January 2005 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to point out I'm drunk and not serious.

― Triple Ho, Sunday, 9 January 2005 06:00 (twenty-one years ago)

the momus records ping pong, 20 vodka jellies and little red songbook are good. they are like the holy trinity of momus.

― chaki in charge (chaki), Sunday, 9 January 2005 06:17 (twenty-one years ago)

chaki on topic and otm.

― Ken L (Ken L), Sunday, 9 January 2005 06:30 (twenty-one years ago)

what is the cultural meaning
of coming in a girl's mouth?
do i wish to reach her
or fill her mouth with mouth

or whatever it is/|\,momus, when he's on
is really untouchable, now isn't he

― hephaestus, Sunday, 9 January 2005 08:04 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

[admin] take this demented nonsense elsewhere, please.

― Paula Bradley, Thursday, 10 March 2005 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

(long, irrelevant, possibly slightly dodgy message shitcanned)

-- Pashmina (vietgrov...), January 8th, 2005.

Come, Pashmina, with your deleting sword, your hour is again at hand. This is anti-semitic and publishes people's phone numbers. Get it off my thread!

― Momus (Momus), Thursday, 10 March 2005 07:39 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

Momus is very clever on this thread, it is impressive.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 26 March 2005 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

[ridiculous irrelevant babble removed]

― Citizens' Rights committee, Sunday, 27 March 2005 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

eh?

― frenchbloke (frenchbloke), Sunday, 27 March 2005 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

deja vu

― zappi (joni), Sunday, 27 March 2005 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Blistering barnacles, scrub the hull with Vim, walk the plank you Swedish Neo-Aryan bashibazooks!

― Momus (Momus), Sunday, 27 March 2005 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

It is clear enough that your chess threads have brought Bobby Fischer here. Hails to the satanic chess master!

― Janne Karlsson, Sunday, 27 March 2005 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Momus should I read A Thousand Plateaus? Please state why or why not in one hundred words or less. Thanks.

― bonus material, Sunday, 27 March 2005 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

new momus interview on tangnets, its pretty nice.

― keith m (keithmcl), Sunday, 27 March 2005 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

eleven months pass...

[more ridiculous irrelevant babble removed]

― Alkurt X. KÁRÁSJOHKA, Thursday, 2 March 2006 06:38 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

[spam]

― crestor, Monday, 3 April 2006 20:39 (twenty years ago)

lock and load - we're on mussage

― john clarkson, Monday, 3 April 2006 20:40 (twenty years ago)

[spam]

― valium, Monday, 3 April 2006 21:48 (twenty years ago)

dampgirl.com? I don't think Valium is what you need if you want to progress to the wetgirl.come domain.

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 3 April 2006 22:02 (twenty years ago)

Oh come on, cheer up!

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 3 April 2006 22:44 (twenty years ago)

Yay, more threads about me! Oh...

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 00:01 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

"I vomited today while reading Momus talk about Matthew Barney," spoken by Christopher Cirgenski, who hopes that this ruins his budding career.

― lf (lfam), Thursday, 27 April 2006 22:29 (twenty years ago)

The only name I recognize in that sentence is the one that I learned from reading this message board.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 27 April 2006 22:41 (twenty years ago)

"I vomited today while reading Momus talk about Matthew Barney," spoken by Christopher Cirgenski, who hopes that this ruins his budding career.

-- lf (lfamula...), April 27th, 2006.

whose budding career? momus, barney, or cirgenski?

― that's so taylrr (ken taylrr), Thursday, 27 April 2006 22:46 (twenty years ago)

Cirgenski.

― lf (lfam), Thursday, 27 April 2006 22:54 (twenty years ago)

I expect it to be the most boring and yet also the most exciting and resonant film of the year. I love to be piqued by incomprehension, baffled into tingles by strangeness.

― lf (lfam), Thursday, 27 April 2006 23:14 (twenty years ago)

that sentence doesn't actually end there

― lf (lfam), Thursday, 27 April 2006 23:14 (twenty years ago)

What does?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 28 April 2006 08:32 (twenty years ago)

WHAT IS

― lf (lfam), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:14 (twenty years ago)

What is love?

― Chris Bergen (Cee Bee), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

Momus don't hurt me.

― Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:08 (twenty years ago)

I am hated for loving.

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:03 (twenty years ago)

That was the anticipation thread, but of course the proof of the pudding is in the eating.

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:05 (twenty years ago)

Momus sighting Thursday night: Spring & Greene, Soho

― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:08 (twenty years ago)

Ah, heading towards my favourite Japanese cafe, which is at a secret location not far from this mural:

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:14 (twenty years ago)

I instructed Cirgensky to get his own identity here so he can engage with you more directly but he probably won't.

― lf (lfam), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:59 (twenty years ago)

I thought about stopping you, but naaaaaah.

― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:20 (twenty years ago)

We were playing capture the flag... did you see all the ruckus?

― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:22 (twenty years ago)

Mate, mate, I don't want any trouble, mate.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:24 (twenty years ago)

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