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1990 was a middling year for music.

pomenitul, Saturday, 4 November 2017 15:30 (eight years ago)

Anything not good enough for a single probably wasn't worth bothering to record at all

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Saturday, 4 November 2017 17:52 (eight years ago)

These last two: do you know what a confession is

The Suite Life of Jack and Wendy (wins), Saturday, 4 November 2017 18:09 (eight years ago)

Lol scott otm

Xp

Οὖτις, Saturday, 4 November 2017 18:18 (eight years ago)

xp

Fair enough.

Alright, how about this one: I dislike approximately 95% of the R&B I've heard in my life.

pomenitul, Saturday, 4 November 2017 18:18 (eight years ago)

lol scott

i'm starting to listen to more springsteen than i ever would have guessed, but it is pretty otm

Karl Malone, Saturday, 4 November 2017 18:20 (eight years ago)

Alright, how about this one: I dislike approximately 95% of the R&B I've heard in my life.

― pomenitul, Saturday, November 4, 2017 11:18 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Now that is an ilx confession.

josh az (2011nostalgia), Saturday, 4 November 2017 18:27 (eight years ago)

it really is. i was about to fp but then i realized it was just a musical opinion. but still

Karl Malone, Saturday, 4 November 2017 18:36 (eight years ago)

if only

Pope Urban the Legend (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 November 2017 18:37 (eight years ago)

I am to (dis)please.

To elaborate, I generally prefer 60s and 70s R&B, with a few exceptions (Prince, D'Angelo, Erykah Badu, Lauryn Hill, Kelela, etc.).

pomenitul, Saturday, 4 November 2017 18:47 (eight years ago)

I can't think of how any Bruce Springsteen song goes, apart from "Born to Run".

― jmm, Saturday, November 4, 2017 11:08 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

me neither

marcos, Saturday, 4 November 2017 18:49 (eight years ago)

'State Trooper'

pomenitul, Saturday, 4 November 2017 18:49 (eight years ago)

Never heard it.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 November 2017 18:50 (eight years ago)

It sounds un-Boss-like to me, which is why it's probably the best thing he's ever done. I say 'probably' because aside from the usual hits and Nebraska, I know nothing about his discography.

pomenitul, Saturday, 4 November 2017 18:52 (eight years ago)

Ha, I was going to ask if your distaste for R&B went as far back as the 60s and 70s because that would be impressive. As it is, your R&B collection may be no smaller than mine.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, 4 November 2017 18:56 (eight years ago)

I can’t tell the difference between the Palace Brothers and Bonnie Prince Billy

kornrulez6969, Saturday, 4 November 2017 19:58 (eight years ago)

I seriously dislike Steely Dan. All that slick muso slickety slickness so tastefully played and recorded. Bleurgh.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 4 November 2017 20:10 (eight years ago)

There's nothing tasteful about Steely Dan. Pure kitsch, through and through.

pomenitul, Saturday, 4 November 2017 20:15 (eight years ago)

I seriously dislike Steely Dan. All that slick muso slickety slickness so tastefully played and recorded. Bleurgh.

you are not alone.

mark e, Saturday, 4 November 2017 20:16 (eight years ago)

I don't really get Steely Dan either. But my confession is that I really like Katy Perry's Chained to the Rhythm. I'm sorry, I can't help it, don't judge me.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 4 November 2017 20:24 (eight years ago)

we need a safe space within the ilx-o-sphere for Loveless agnostics. i'll meet you guys there

phenibut rock (rip van wanko), Saturday, 4 November 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)

we need a safe space within the ilx-o-sphere for Loveless agnostics. i'll meet you guys there

Bands in this "tried but just don't give a shit" category for me: MBV, Loop, Spiritualized. Also Oasis and Blur, but that just comes from being American.

grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 4 November 2017 20:33 (eight years ago)

i would rather listen to 'a night at the hip-hopera' than actual queen or most of the hip-hop being sampled

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 November 2017 20:37 (eight years ago)

Probably an age thing but my mind boggles at anyone not knowing 'Born In The USA'. And I'm English and have never owned or (to the best of my knowledge) heard any Springsteen studio albums. That song was pretty much ubiquitous when it came out. (I heard it recently while swimming and it sounded amazing.)

Doran, Saturday, 4 November 2017 21:13 (eight years ago)

Yeah, I was born in '79 and remember that song as an indelible part of the 80s. You don't hear it as much anymore, though. If anything, "Dancin' in the Dark" seems to get more play.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, 4 November 2017 22:06 (eight years ago)

As someone who grew up (and still lives) in New Jersey, my only response to anyone ignorant of the Springsteen oeuvre is a massive, crushing wave of jealousy. I certainly wish I'd never heard a note of his music myself.

grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 4 November 2017 22:29 (eight years ago)

ok, this is almost reverse james murphy:
i had tickets to daft punk inn 2007 but was tired and stayed home

brimstead, Saturday, 4 November 2017 22:54 (eight years ago)

in not inn

would stay at daft punk inn

brimstead, Saturday, 4 November 2017 22:54 (eight years ago)

you say that, but you'd just end up not going

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Sunday, 5 November 2017 02:58 (eight years ago)

I can't think of how any Bruce Springsteen song goes, apart from "Born to Run".

― jmm, Saturday, November 4, 2017 8:08 AM (eleven hours ago)

what about that one that goes "wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night"? i thought everybody knew that one.

bob lefse (rushomancy), Sunday, 5 November 2017 03:01 (eight years ago)

every time i listen to "all balls don't bounce" i want to correct aceyalone and say "you mean 'not all balls bounce'".

bob lefse (rushomancy), Sunday, 5 November 2017 03:04 (eight years ago)

Haha

Οὖτις, Sunday, 5 November 2017 03:27 (eight years ago)

I know no one cares but I woke up in a mad panic in the middle of the night because I hadn't added NOMEANSNO to the list of punk bands I listen to. I listen to NOMEANSNO every other day.

Doran, Sunday, 5 November 2017 09:39 (eight years ago)

do you count Rudimentary Peni as not-quite-punk

imago, Sunday, 5 November 2017 09:45 (eight years ago)

No matter how many times I hear it, I can never remember how 'Ben' by Michael Jackson goes.

Gavin, Leeds, Sunday, 5 November 2017 10:37 (eight years ago)

i'm trying to think of it in my head and all i'm getting is "ben, i've known you since you were ten, and you were a complete bastard then", which isn't at all how that song goes

bob lefse (rushomancy), Sunday, 5 November 2017 11:42 (eight years ago)

I used to play that song on the jukebox in my local in Glasgow every time I was in. I was a popular customer. "Fire" by Arthur Brown was my other regular pick.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 November 2017 11:48 (eight years ago)

I still haven't found anyone on ILM whose taste I can trust more than let's say 50%.

Ich bin kein Berliner (alex in mainhattan), Sunday, 5 November 2017 12:53 (eight years ago)

lol these threads always just turn into passive aggressiveness shitting on other ppl's taste

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 5 November 2017 13:00 (eight years ago)

i confess...... that thing you like sucks

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 5 November 2017 13:01 (eight years ago)

i'm sorry you're such a jerk

bob lefse (rushomancy), Sunday, 5 November 2017 13:08 (eight years ago)

I accuse myself of the following sins... MBV are overrated.

jmm, Sunday, 5 November 2017 13:20 (eight years ago)

The more any of those bands on the periphery of Punk sound like actual punk, the more I dislike them. I can't think of a good specific example for Rudimentary Peni but I can give you a clear example for, say, Crass. I've been lucky enough to meet Steve Ignorant - really cool guy, love his attitude to life and society, really like his autobiography a lot etc etc. But, as much as I want to like 'his' version of Crass the most (mainly for reason of class), I hate that song 'Do They Owe Us A Living'. The only Crass did that's any good (to me) is the arty, rad fem, spoken word, messing about with noise and free jazz output and this is all of the stuff that routinely gets derided by a lot (but not all obv.) of punks as being pretentious or studenty (in my limited experience).

Imagine you're at a party, it's super chilled out, nice people there that you know, there's a warm glow in the room. As far as I'm concerned you could be listening to good music from almost any genre and it remains feeling like a nice situation to be in. Some cool French prog, some deep house, some 90s R&B, some doom metal, some dub, some synth pop, some roughneck jungle, some UK funky, some flute led Krautrock, some Afrobeat, some Argentinian marching band music... I can imagine listening to almost anything in this situation and it being a really good night. But then I picture someone bowling into the room and saying: "Have you heard this demo by Gordon And The Gonads? They played with the Murder Junkies once. The bass player stabbed a cop. The singer used to piss himself on stage. This was the only thing they ever recorded and Numero just put it out on vinyl." And then they put on a record that sounds like the big guy from Poison Idea shitting through a sieve into a dictaphone. That, to me, is the height of incivility. And even though it never happened anywhere outside of my own head, it still makes my blood boil.

Doran, Sunday, 5 November 2017 15:20 (eight years ago)

"the only music Crass did"

Doran, Sunday, 5 November 2017 15:21 (eight years ago)

crass rule. so much of what i love about crass is tied in with how much i worship john loder though. albini has never made a record that even approaches how great john loder could be. he wishes he could. but he never will. he doesn't know how. the best thing big black ever did is side one of songs about fucking. thanks to john loder. i could type his name a thousand times.

scott seward, Sunday, 5 November 2017 15:38 (eight years ago)

although i do love the production on heartbeat. the wire cover. albini must have done that. that sounds amazing. it's a better version than wire's original too.

the first shellac album is the only one that sounds any good and the only one recorded at southern studios. i think.

scott seward, Sunday, 5 November 2017 15:42 (eight years ago)

I tend to love anything described as krautrock; and can hardly listen to any actual krautrock.

campreverb, Sunday, 5 November 2017 15:43 (eight years ago)

Imagine you're at a party, it's super chilled out, nice people there that you know, there's a warm glow in the room. As far as I'm concerned you could be listening to good music from almost any genre and it remains feeling like a nice situation to be in. Some cool French prog, some deep house, some 90s R&B, some doom metal, some dub, some synth pop, some roughneck jungle, some UK funky, some flute led Krautrock, some Afrobeat, some Argentinian marching band music... I can imagine listening to almost anything in this situation and it being a really good night. But then I picture someone bowling into the room and saying: "Have you heard this demo by Gordon And The Gonads? They played with the Murder Junkies once. The bass player stabbed a cop. The singer used to piss himself on stage. This was the only thing they ever recorded and Numero just put it out on vinyl." And then they put on a record that sounds like the big guy from Poison Idea shitting through a sieve into a dictaphone. That, to me, is the height of incivility. And even though it never happened anywhere outside of my own head, it still makes my blood boil.

― Doran

i saw that buñuel film once. it was ok.

bob lefse (rushomancy), Sunday, 5 November 2017 15:50 (eight years ago)

XP: I don't think that's fair. Action Park is one of the greatest rock LPs ever recorded so pretty much anything is going to sound slightly weak by comparison - not just other Shellac LPs. I think Dude Incredible is a really good LP as well though.

Doran, Sunday, 5 November 2017 15:53 (eight years ago)

Terraform is the best Shellac record by a country mile

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 5 November 2017 16:17 (eight years ago)


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