Every huge artist has their "New Jersey" - a huge event album that ultimately feels a bit hollow & signals a career decline

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*rouses from sleep*

The reason Willenium wasn't mentioned is that it was a relative flop compared to the previous album. Big Willie Style sold 9 million copies in the US, had a #1 and two top 20 singles beyond the preceding movie tie-in. Willenium sold 2 million, and had no top 20 singles after the preceding movie tie-in. It was a clear misfire long before the release of the follow-up.

*goes back to sleep*

da croupier, Thursday, 19 October 2017 07:37 (eight years ago)

surely a defining feature of a NJ is that after initial recognition its NJ status is ultimately disputed and rejected

niels, Thursday, 19 October 2017 08:20 (eight years ago)

hmmmm so it's more of a Fairweather Johnson? looking at the actual performance of the actual album singles I buy that... pretty dismal.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 19 October 2017 11:05 (eight years ago)

To qualify as a New Jersey, the album has to sell as much or even more than its predecessors yet everyone knows the gig is up.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 October 2017 11:55 (eight years ago)

a bomb is not a New Jersey.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 October 2017 11:55 (eight years ago)

da croupier & alfred otm

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 October 2017 12:25 (eight years ago)

willennium was not a bomb imho (4x platinum!) - but agreed that it is way way too diminished as a followup to count as a NJ.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 19 October 2017 12:29 (eight years ago)

I think you guys are being way too rigid. 4 million is not a bomb and New Jersey itself has sold 10 million less than SWW

President Keyes, Thursday, 19 October 2017 13:28 (eight years ago)

Number 1:

Willennium was NOT an event album remotely on par w/New Jersey

The album was the follow-up to the band's third album, Slippery When Wet, and reached No. 1 on the Billboard 200 chart in its second week of release after making its debut at No. 8. It remained at No. 1 for four consecutive weeks.[3] It produced five Billboard Hot 100 top ten hits, the most top ten hits to date for any hard rock/glam metal album, including "Bad Medicine" and "I'll Be There for You", which both reached No. 1. The album was certified 7x Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. The album also debuted at No. 1 in the UK and was the band's first UK No. 1 album.

Number 2:
Will Smith was not even capable of HAVING A NEW JERSEY in 1999. He's coming off Bad Boys, Indepedence Day, Men in Black and Enemy of the State, already a bankable Hollywood blockbuster action star and heading into his bid for critical acclaim Bagger Vance/Ali stage....

by this point he's not even primarily thought of as a music star, the fate of Willenium good or bad isn't where his career is going anyway

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 October 2017 14:58 (eight years ago)

I'm pretty sure we discussed a long time ago that despite the thread title no album is ever going to match exactly the data points of the album "New Jersey" by the band Bon Jovi, and we can look for similarities in other blockbuster follow-up albums.

President Keyes, Thursday, 19 October 2017 15:09 (eight years ago)

p.s. some of those movies you mention came out before Big Willie Style

President Keyes, Thursday, 19 October 2017 15:11 (eight years ago)

we did discuss that and this is still not a New Jersey

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 October 2017 15:32 (eight years ago)

*stomps angrily out of bedroom*

How the fuck did the sales magically turn from 2 million in the US to 4 million for willenium in the last 8 hours? Wikipedia has it at double platinum. Riaa.com has it double platinum.

Slippery When Wet and New Jersey both sold over 5 million copies before the release of the next album. New Jersey had MORE top ten hits than Slippery When Wet. "New Jersey" status doesn't just go to the last album by an artist you can remember.

I swear to fucking god, it blows my mind there are records nerds who want to play this game but a) don't want to look beyond personal anecdotal experience and b) can't fucking count to ten.

*storms out of room, slamming door*

da croupier, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:03 (eight years ago)

*opens door a crack*

Sorry UMS, didn't see you'd already reaffirmed how notable New Jersey's stats are

*closes it quietly*

da croupier, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:08 (eight years ago)

I might argue that Big Willie Style was the New Jersey to Will Smith's Fresh Prince career if I was feeling ornery

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:11 (eight years ago)

*talks politely from other side of door*

The problem there is the previous Fresh Prince album was Code Red. "Boom boom shake the room" has not endured in culture better than "Miami," let alone "gettin jiggy with it"

da croupier, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

I swear to fucking god, it blows my mind there are records nerds who want to play this game but a) don't want to look beyond personal anecdotal experience and b) can't fucking count to ten.

I couldn't find the Wikipedia "Feels a bit hollow" rating for this album, please assist

President Keyes, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:15 (eight years ago)

Ok, you said "career" but the early millenials still love those BWS singles is the point.

da croupier, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:15 (eight years ago)

PK I know you miss me but you don't have to miss my point

da croupier, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

"Boom boom shake the room" has not endured in culture better than "Miami," let alone "gettin jiggy with it"

I'd say it has endured in culture as well as either of those tracks.

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

Wikipedia has it at double platinum. Riaa.com has it double platinum.

sales to suppressive persons weren't calculated iirc

President Keyes, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:21 (eight years ago)

How the fuck did the sales magically turn from 2 million in the US to 4 million for willenium in the last 8 hours? Wikipedia has it at double platinum. Riaa.com has it double platinum.

clearly we all bought a couple hundred thousand copies of willennium just to troll you

sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:32 (eight years ago)

when we troll into the wild wild west

sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:34 (eight years ago)

Lol, i just can't believe my luck at having this be atop the page when I couldn't sleep and decided to check ilx for the first time in months last night.

In the future, I'll just appear if I think the claim has merit. otherwise people can assume I didn't see it or my response is a gif of Kent brockman saying "do your research, Shutton" (if not a gif of David Caruso in session 9).

da croupier, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:43 (eight years ago)

I guess it's 2017 so we all looped a willennium full album youtube link 1,000,000 times each

sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:45 (eight years ago)

Pretty sure that if this thread has proven anything, it's that not every huge artist has a New Jersey. Also, New Jersey is awesome.

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No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:48 (eight years ago)

Shania Twain's Up! was mentioned a couple times upthread without any comment. Now it finally has a follow-up. But it might be in a class by itself: a diamond selling album with no real big singles.

President Keyes, Thursday, 19 October 2017 20:22 (eight years ago)

Supposed Former Willfatuation Junkie

Eazy, Thursday, 19 October 2017 22:33 (eight years ago)

Boom! Shake The Room is one of the best Fresh & Jazzy singles btw (and all are better than any Will solo)

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Thursday, 19 October 2017 23:03 (eight years ago)

they needed to cover Scritti's "Boom! There She Was."

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 October 2017 23:08 (eight years ago)

the ACTUAL New Jersey of will smith's career is Hitch

qualx, Thursday, 19 October 2017 23:58 (eight years ago)

No way they play Hitch at jury duty here

flappy bird, Friday, 20 October 2017 01:06 (eight years ago)

and In Good Company.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 October 2017 01:11 (eight years ago)

if new jersey was a movie would it not be a movie that occasionally gets played at jury duty?

qualx, Friday, 20 October 2017 01:17 (eight years ago)

time to breathe new life into this thread

every huge actor has their "Hitch"

qualx, Friday, 20 October 2017 01:18 (eight years ago)

occasionally- no. but they haven't changed the DVD since 2005

flappy bird, Friday, 20 October 2017 01:25 (eight years ago)

it's the only movie they play

flappy bird, Friday, 20 October 2017 01:26 (eight years ago)

how long has this trial been going on

qualx, Friday, 20 October 2017 01:29 (eight years ago)

flappy bird, my man, I think you were actually convicted of this crime

nomar, Friday, 20 October 2017 01:39 (eight years ago)

the answer is obviously "hancock," last of the string of major hits that followed on hitch's heels, but how many would now guess it was the fourth-biggest hit of 2008?

Doctor Casino, Friday, 20 October 2017 04:56 (eight years ago)

COLLATERAL BEAUTY

flappy bird, Friday, 20 October 2017 06:06 (eight years ago)

I knew someone would say hancock as if bon jovi didn't sell millions of albums after NJ

people went to see hancock sure, but the will smith train had passed. the willennium was over. he was playing against type in an action comedy, his wheelhouse - they came out of curiosity, novelty. but his career as Will Smith, Peaking Action Comedy Star and Occasional Oscar Bait Guy My Parents Liked was over by then. hancock was the death knell. hitch was the new jersey.

qualx, Friday, 20 October 2017 06:08 (eight years ago)

and before you bring up I am legend, no one actually saw that. they bought the tickets and then they went out for dinner and forgot about the ticket, that's why it made a lot of money.

qualx, Friday, 20 October 2017 06:11 (eight years ago)

I Am Legend made zombie movie cash, everyone wanted to see those undead ghouls or rage filled maniacs chasing people around. it was a guaranteed 500+ million worldwide for awhile there. but those movies were also like Avatar, they left no real cultural footprint.

nomar, Friday, 20 October 2017 06:17 (eight years ago)

the answer is obviously "hancock," last of the string of major hits that followed on hitch's heels, but how many would now guess it was the fourth-biggest hit of 2008?

what the fuck was going on in 2008

midas / medusa cage match (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 20 October 2017 09:33 (eight years ago)

Hancock was kind of awesome

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Friday, 20 October 2017 13:35 (eight years ago)

adjusted for inflation, the top-grossing will smith films, in descending order, are ID4, MIB, suicide squad, i am legend, MIB2, hancock, hitch, shark tale (yeeeeesh), pursuit of happyness, and enemy of the state.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 20 October 2017 13:43 (eight years ago)

about 50% of the reason I enjoyed Suicide Squad is because Will Smith played Deadshot almost exactly like he played Hancock

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Friday, 20 October 2017 13:44 (eight years ago)

Louis CK's latest standup video for Netflix.

Max Florian, Friday, 20 October 2017 15:05 (eight years ago)

I've kind of been wondering if there is also a 'Full Moon, Dirty Hearts' phase after listening to the new National album.

campreverb, Friday, 20 October 2017 21:12 (eight years ago)


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