New Christgau Consumer Guide From MSN Music

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But people will defend (and overlook weaknesses in...) many fatally flawed albums to the ends of the earth if they genuinely believe in it's "genius". MEH.

about:coffee (fandango), Sunday, 11 February 2007 13:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm with Scott on the Clipse's words. Just like with lots of rappers (and plenty of non-rappers, though not too many country guys), I'm generally clueless on what the lyrics are supposed to add up to, and I'm not sure why being clueful about them would be a prerequisite to liking the record. Some lines they do sound cool; some less so. CD gets by on mood, inasmuch as it gets by (I'd give it a B+ or so too.)

This is true enough, but Christgau giving props to a gangsta rap album without tackling the moral issues is always going to come off as weirder than it would with most critics, because he worked more than most at putting these issues in the forefront of other reviews he's written (see his stuff on N.W.A., Dr.Dre.)

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 11 February 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Daniel OTM. I'm not too hung up on words, but the gangsta recidivism of the Clipse album interferes with my enjoyment of the record in a way that, say, Ghostface's doesn't (in my view Ghostface leavens his recidivism with enough surreality, denseness, and production hoo-ha).

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 11 February 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I like their voices better than Ghostface's. (By the way, I think the Ghostface review is my favorite one in that consumer guide. Some intriguing thoughts in there, though Bob's idea that the majors are turning toward the long tail seems like wishful thinking.)

xhuxk (xhuck), Sunday, 11 February 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

and he loves "Suga Mama" as much as I do!

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 11 February 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh yeah, also: note which Gnarls Barkely track is not among his two favorites.

xhuxk (xhuck), Sunday, 11 February 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Chuck's right, the Ghostface review is rich - I'm kinda surprised this line hasn't gotten more play here:

But hip-hop is now where rock was in the early '80s, when veterans such as Joni Mitchell, Randy Newman and Lou Reed were the equivalent of what the book trade called publishers' poets back when commercial publishers dealt poetry.

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Sunday, 11 February 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

It's a great line even though I'm not so sure he's right about hip-hop (he's totally right about Lou and Joni).

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 11 February 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, it's both a good line and making me think, "But why should history be seen as fully repeating itself?"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 11 February 2007 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

What's that remark of (heh) Randy Newman's -- something about how a great writer will kill his mother for a great line even when it doesn't parse?

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 11 February 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

well there is the pesky fact that the first one had some good songs and the second one was kinda Check Out My IMPORTANT IDEAS an' shit

Not trying to take us back to Newsom, but I think this pretty much sums it up for me. If not for the big names involved and the genuinely promising debut album, I highly doubt as many critics would've reacted to Ys. as positively as they did. Impossible to know, though, of course.

marc h. (marc h.), Sunday, 11 February 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I think all prominent indie outlets would have been too terrified to talk shit about Ys, its momentum was pretty fearsome

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Sunday, 11 February 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

is there anything he doesnt like?!

titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Sunday, 11 February 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

That Stylus review is evidence of why letter grades suck. At best (say, with most xgau), they're just redundant. At worst, they're a cheap way to imply a value you weren't able to argue for with actual words.

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 11 February 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

all this talk almost makes me want to hear the newsom album. almost. some people had problems with fiery furnaces in the same way, no? 2nd album full of long-ass prog experiments. (i really liked that blueberry boat. never liked anything else half as much though. or played anything half as much.)

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 11 February 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

nothing i've read makes me want to hear that tv on the radio album though. and i kinda liked that katrina/dubya song they had on the internet.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 11 February 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm really embarassed that Xgau felt the need to quote "I was a lover before the war." Did ANYBODY'S review not quote that fucking line?!

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 11 February 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

his TVOTR review is actually really good. one of the best and most succint. the last line is especially OTM. mostly this sums up the record a bit too easily though - "I filed this under overwrought"

titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Sunday, 11 February 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

That Stylus review is evidence of why letter grades suck. At best (say, with most xgau), they're just redundant. At worst, they're a cheap way to imply a value you weren't able to argue for with actual words.

I think with Xgau they're often almost an instrumental flourish, to strain a metaphor - if you read his stuff out loud and say the letter grade at the end, it puts a cap on the thing, like a more weighted "The End." Otherwise co-sign completely in re: both letter & number grades, they've been unhealthy for crit in general & I'm happy that the only place you see 'em in book reviews is in fucking People, which is exactly where they belong

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Sunday, 11 February 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm really embarassed that Xgau felt the need to quote "I was a lover before the war." Did ANYBODY'S review not quote that fucking line?!

This makes me realize that I've never actually read a review of the album before Christgau's! At least I don't think I have. I was almost going to say that he really goes out of his way to squeeze a vague art-rock square peg into an un-vague political protest hole to justify PBS-style his not disliking it as much as he did their debut, but then I re-read the review and Bob really does make a case for it as a protest record of sorts. Not that that makes me remotely more interested in going back and listening to the thing again.

xhuxk (xhuck), Sunday, 11 February 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

When he read some CGs out loud at a reading last year, he'd often forget to throw in the grades. Most of the time they had plenty of flourish and finality without them, and in the cases where they didn't, the ambiguity was more honest and welcome for it.

x-post I'm glad he admits that a lot of the appeal is that its prettier. But yeah, political acknowledgement can be an easy bump to A- for him.

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 11 February 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

And if Peter Gabriel opened his next album with that line, Xgau'd give it a big raspberry.

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 11 February 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

well yes because it would be on a Peter Gabriel album

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Sunday, 11 February 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

since when was it not a Peter Gabriel album?

Matos W.K., Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG his Newsom pan offends me mostly by presuming that I haven't already spent FOUR WHOLE UNDERGRAD MONTHS reading, re-reading, and writing several papers about The Faerie Queen.

nabisco, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Other than that, I don't think it's necessary to read any kind of buyer's remorse into this: it sounds like he enjoyed the first one, but found the new one overblown and self-important. The "original vs. worth doing" thing might be less about Newsom's style and more about the decision to do a grand suite with these conceits and this structure -- I mean, he suggests here that her songs should be simpler, which gets at the main difference between this album and the debut.

nabisco, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i love this sentence:
"Supposedly inspired by milestones in Newsom's life, these whimsical pastoral allegories reveal only that her taste for the antique is out of control."

but i disagree and have to ask what is so bad about having out of control taste for anything? i get how it jibes with the opening sentence, but it's a rather conservative position to take. also it probably wouldn't be too difficult to frame beyonce in the same way, but beyonce doesn't get that treatment because she isn't indie?

josh. (disco stu) on Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:58

He focused, like all critics do, on one observation in order to dismiss the album.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto) on Sunday, 11 February 2007 05:01


That sentence struck me as conservative as well.

Tim Ellison, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

[i]When he read some CGs out loud at a reading last year[i]

the coffeehouse audience snapped their fingers and somebody shouted "go man go"

m coleman, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, as Ray Manzarek once said, "The whole thing started with rock and roll (and) now it's out of control."

Tim Ellison, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Best Peter Gabriel album ever.

X-post obviously.

JN$OT, Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

The distracting sense privilege is precisely what keeps me from opera and classical music. I mean, as if! Fucking white, over-educated blue bloods and their expensive instruments. Go back to the conservatory and unlearn that shit. And while you’re at it, pick up the new Clipse album, “Genius of Modern Music” and that Freedy Johnson album to learn how to keep it real.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Johnston, even.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

As a nod to Christgau's New Journalism start, I will henceforth refer to the Consumer Guide as Paracriticism.

nabisco, Thursday, 22 February 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
http://music.msn.com/music/consumerguide

A+ for Arcade Fire?? didn't see that coming

gershy, Friday, 20 April 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

7L & Esoteric: 'A New Dope' (Babygrande)

A minus


!!!

deej, Friday, 20 April 2007 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

new one out
http://music.msn.com/music/consumerguide

OH SNAP! paris goes to jail, then gets a "dud" from xgau

(i feel his reviews are somehow less predictable now that he's on msn - not sure why.....)

gershy, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 04:32 (seventeen years ago) link

The column seems more shallow this time around - not as densely layered. And is there really so little new music that he needs to review Girl Talk and Clap Your Hands Say Yeah?

Mordechai Shinefield, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 05:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I wish he tied the idea that the Girl Talk album is oppressive more to its never coalescing into something deeper rather than its proving filthy rappers are bloody good fun. And even more than that to the fact that Night Ripper is a mash-up album with all the significance and longevity that implies.

I top tened this record but with reservations. Something about it always disturbed me. And Xgau's review has now lead me to figure out why (however unwittingly). The obviousness of the samples only underlines our inability to escape information-as-commodity or at least to step outside of it (to whatever extent), perhaps even to make something, well, deep of it. This never bugged me with "The Payoff Mix" or DJ Shadow or The Best Bootlegs in the World Ever (though I never got what The Avalanches were doing) because mixology was never a career option for Double Dee & Steinski and because Shadow did something fathomless with his samples and because the mash-uppers on Best Bootlegs were so anyonymous and most of the song one-offs. But mixology IS a career option for Greg Gillis whose name is displayed in the review and whose face is displayed on the CD (or one of them, I forget). And I fear that no matter how much is renown increases, we'll never get to know who he really is which means we'll never get to know where HE stands in relation to his samples which means we won't discover a new, inventive relationship with information. Which means I may be transforming from a pomo yaysayer to a modernist crank.

Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 08:01 (seventeen years ago) link

how much HIS renown increases...

Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 08:17 (seventeen years ago) link

seven months pass...

The 2006 Dean's List

http://www.robertchristgau.com/xg/pnj/deans07.php

The guy who just votes in polls, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Um, he dug the Burial album? I'm stunned. Is there a review anywhere?

Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, I was surprised, too. I best it will be reviewed in Feb's MSN Consumer Guide.

The guy who just votes in polls, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link

I bet

The guy who just votes in polls, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link

45. Daft Punk: Live 2007 (Virgin)

!!!

Matos W.K., Tuesday, 29 January 2008 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link

ditto. i guess i'm allowed to own that shit now.

gabbneb, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

No Age, too. Great record.

kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Goddamn that's a shitty list

Bill Magill, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link

lol on Lucinda Williams, a permanent member of his Unimpeachable Canon.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd be hard pressed to come up with 10 albums on that list that I enjoy.

stephen, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link


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