Eminem

i'm kinda kidding about the trump supporter part. just like she's probably kidding about "So I’m going for a rap Grammy, and I’d like to take you along with me."

(i would die laughing if they actually got nominated for said grammy)

What is "kinda kidding"?

idk i thought i saw some magazine scan where she says something like "we elected him and that's gotta mean something" but i can't find it now so i was probably just trolled

I assume Eminem is a Trump supporter because I keep seeing all these headlines that contains the words "Trump" and "Eminem"

same

after 27 years of doubts about rap I am now a fan. https://t.co/vJXhqzUkp8

— Desus Nice (@desusnice) October 13, 2017

New Eminem single feat. Beyonce, "Walk On Water":

https://open.spotify.com/album/2Omgx7vrxKAy0LmCYllHCk

An actual couplet from the song:

So I scrap these
As pressure increases like khakis

Our boy has finally gone full Macklemore, y'all.

this is the most ridiculous song

"So I scrap these
As pressure increases like khakis"

Eminem feat. Eric Clapton - "Dockers Boner"

what does "as pressure increases like khakis" mean?

good lord this song is awful

poop tried to warn us

what does "as pressure increases like khakis" mean?

― alpine static, Friday, November 10, 2017 12:22 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

see post above

I wish he'd dropped in a sample of "Too Close" at that line

haha this is so bad

in before the inevitable whiney stanning

never liked Em anyway, couldn't make it passed the halfway point on this one.

such a bizarre release. preemptively noting in the verses that it might(/will) get completely eviscerated doesn't mean it's any less deserving of such. it just... doesn't really go anywhere and is already pretty well-trodden territory for him thematically. a meandering mess.

beyoncé was an appropriate choice for the chorus given the untouchable persona she embodies in her media image. but unlike her own recent work that provides just enough of a glimpse to feel personal and soul-bearing, on this she still seems very much behind the barrier, and the simplistic tune doesn't give her voice enough room to redeem it. (on that note: the industry needs to acknowledge that it is no longer 2011 and no one wants rap music packaged with skylar grey choruses. they literally are currently trying, and failing, to make that happen with macklemore too.)

that khakis line is absolutely horrendous oh my god

what are keith olbermann's thoughts

the going theory is that the pun is

"pressure increases [in creases] like khakis"

instead of a boner joke

should have gone with the boner joke IMO

^ pvmic

5 thoughts:
we're still using the word "retarded" as an adjective i see
"there was a time i had the world by the balls, eating out of my palm" is an interesting choice of mixed metaphors
this poor guy's breath control is shot huh
"Bitch I wrote Stan"?
this is bad

"Bitch I wrote Stan"?

lmao

Goddamn, Eminem is 45? He old.

This is beyond terrible

I've never been into slam poetry, or even heard any of it properly, but Em's new delivery sounds like my mind's conception of what it would sound like.

haha otm

lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQTLp5wXkAEo_iE.jpg

woof

lol still going with skylar grey huh.

lol @ bad husband featuring x ambassadors

Genuinely looking forward to hearing that Sheeran collabo once and only once

He needs to be stopped

new song is dreadful, not even going to link it

very surprised to see that Stan is apparently not among his 10 most popular songs on neither Spotify or Youtube - wtf?? actually 50% or more of his top hits seem to be off albums after Eminem Show which is iirc clearly where he fell off

ft. Ed Sheeran
ft. Ed Sheeran
ft. Ed Sheeran
ft. Ed Sheeran
ft. Ed Sheeran
ft. Ed Sheeran
ft. Ed Sheeran
ft. Ed Sheeran

The Eminem Show is the last album of his that's worth a shit, yeah.

Marshal Mathers LP2 > Eminem Show

what the hell is this

this is so dreadful wow

going in on the sheeran collabo now; if i don't return, please call my mother and tell her i love her

"just shit on my last chick and she has what my ex-lax"
okay i'm out

dear lord

she said she'd be my Gwen Stacy, despite her man

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"Trump is gay as hell" - Eminem

so #woke

https://www.theringer.com/2017/12/18/16788430/eminem-revival-donald-trump-white-america

this take seems pretty OTM to me. a lot of my classmates were big into Em in the late 90's and I feel like nearly all of them turned into #MAGA ironybros.

Huh.

https://genius.com/a/stream-eminem-s-surprise-new-album-kamikaze

Is this a whole album about how everyone hated the last album?

— Craig Bro Dude (@CraigSJ) August 31, 2018

sounds much better than the last one