Van Halen C/D?

Hilarious. I wish I could have been a fly on the wall when ozzy met DLR.

I think Ozzy knew his time had passed, but then, VH was blowing everyone away. There's some throwaway line somewhere in there about Tom Scholz needing to prove his guitar mettle in the face of Eddie's revolutionary onslaught. Tony Iommi, on the other hand, EVH really respected, even if it's unclear whether he felt threatened by this young virtuoso.

Other takeaways. DLR is pretty smart, the rest of the band less so, but all four are shockingly naive about so many basic things. Like, facts of life things. EVH in particular is just this strange myopic creature who is just constantly toting around his guitar, taking it apart, rebuilding it, and so on, yet almost completely unaware of the world around him. I've heard him claim he stopped paying attention to music not long after Hendrix and Clapton, and I believe him.

Oh! Also shocked to learn that EVH did the "Beat It" appearance for free, refusing payment or points, just because he liked MJ.

Myopic is a perfect word to describe EVH. What would he and his bro have done if they weren't into music?

Also lol at David being the smartest one, which seems true, but then this is the same guy who got busted in Washington square park for trying to score weed.

Do we love Crystal Gravy?

Van Halen III is 20 years old. Consequently (and for money), I listened to it all the way through for the first time ever.

I know there must be tons of stuff out there like this, but I'd never thought to listen to it. Here's a boot of Van Halen live in 1975, the cover-band era:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gMGh0RmOxw

And then, just a mere three years later, opening for Sabbath (I think) but pretty much fully formed and full of originals:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxfysrDRhpw

That Gene Genie in the first video is great. Also, DLR sounds just like Jeff Spicoli.

Last night I dreamed that I was auditioning to be the drummer for Van Halen but Alex was there too. He asked me where my drums were and I said I didn’t have any so I asked if I could borrow his. He gave me a beat up snare top with a bent up rim and told me not to play it too hard. I hit it twice and it tore apart.