TOTO "africa" classic or dud

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startrekman rivaled only by T✧✧@K✧✧.E✧✧ for title of greatest ilxor of all time

Dan I., Friday, 22 September 2017 21:02 (eight years ago)

mods, how dare you censor

Dan I., Friday, 22 September 2017 21:02 (eight years ago)

I wondered the same but I saw sund4r posting and he never shuts up about toto..

― starving street dogs of punk rock (Odysseus), Friday, 22 September 2017 15:00 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

???

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Friday, 22 September 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)

Steve Porcaro wrote "Human Nature." The story is he recorded his demo on the other side of the cassette of demos the band gave Quincy Jones. He wouldn't have heard it at all had he not let the tape just flip over and continue playing.

Anyway, we are so not talking about session work featuring members of Toto, though that would only further underscore how much Toto sucks.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, September 22, 2017 1:15 PM (fifty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

-_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 22 September 2017 21:13 (eight years ago)

if there's one thing I know about Sund4r it is his incessant posting about Toto. just like how Dan Perry only posts about skeeball

Neanderthal, Friday, 22 September 2017 21:47 (eight years ago)

Pretty sure "Jessie's Girl" is still a more popular song than "Africa" even as of 2017.

billstevejim, Friday, 22 September 2017 21:50 (eight years ago)

(Just to be clear, I like the Toto dudes as session dudes a lot, but no way will I say that Toto does not suck.)

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 September 2017 21:53 (eight years ago)

Gary Wright's "Dream Weaver" is kind of a '70s version of cheesy song as punchline, isn't it?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 September 2017 21:54 (eight years ago)

stop

brimstead, Friday, 22 September 2017 22:50 (eight years ago)

Again I need to recommend "Waiting For Your Love"

calstars, Friday, 22 September 2017 23:07 (eight years ago)

many xposts to ENBB -- because they are barely even talking about Toto but 'examining' the 'popularity' of 'similar' songs of the 'era' ...it's a fuckin snooze and a half lemme tell ya

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 September 2017 02:42 (eight years ago)

okay veg, bring us back to the core, the heart music. toto's africa

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 September 2017 03:03 (eight years ago)

I can think a band to death but at the end of the day Toto are kind of shit.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Saturday, 23 September 2017 03:06 (eight years ago)

Luis Irastorza Valera
1 year ago
Back when Zach Galifianakis was a pop star.

HA!

230+ million views can't be wrong. I got a pretty big chuckle seeing the end of the video when the singer is lounging with his shirt top two unbuttoned on the AFRICA book at the end. Hadn't seen this video since the Night Tracks days.

earlnash, Saturday, 23 September 2017 03:15 (eight years ago)

Man alive do you even know who Jeff Porcaro was?

calstars, Saturday, 23 September 2017 03:17 (eight years ago)

can you even fathom the power of jeff porcaro you beastly ruffian

-_- (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 23 September 2017 03:19 (eight years ago)

Yes, and it's a shame he's probably best known for the "Rosanna shuffle" -- absolute garbage from a brilliant drummer.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Saturday, 23 September 2017 03:20 (eight years ago)

the rosanna shuffle is the rhythm of my soul

-_- (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 23 September 2017 03:21 (eight years ago)

they were a bunch of savants really, "good musicians" making terrible music

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Saturday, 23 September 2017 03:22 (eight years ago)

my friday night is ruined

-_- (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 23 September 2017 03:25 (eight years ago)

http://images2.onionstatic.com/onion/2386/6/16x9/1200.jpg

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Saturday, 23 September 2017 03:28 (eight years ago)

this is #content

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 September 2017 03:30 (eight years ago)

If JP's work on "Rosanna" is garbage, then give us an example of his "brilliance"

calstars, Saturday, 23 September 2017 03:34 (eight years ago)

i dont even care that much abt toto!

certainly not half as much as you weirdos anyway

this is like those comedy tv show threads where you sign up to talk abt a fun thing & get dragged through 9000 thinkposts abt the mechanics of the fictional universe ... suck all the syrup out of the slurpee & leave nothing but a sad clump of crushed flavorless ice YOU MONSTERS

jk i love you all

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 September 2017 05:54 (eight years ago)

If a Porcaro shuffles in the forest and no one is there to hear him, is he really shuffling?

Moodles, Saturday, 23 September 2017 06:28 (eight years ago)

Who names a band "Toto" though, really

albvivertine, Saturday, 23 September 2017 07:03 (eight years ago)

I thought the name was latin, rather than any Wizard of Oz reference?

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Saturday, 23 September 2017 08:53 (eight years ago)

Pretty sure "Jessie's Girl" is still a more popular song than "Africa" even as of 2017.

― billstevejim, viernes 22 de septiembre de 2017 22:50 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spotify says

Africa 203M listens
Jessie's Girl 85M listens

✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 23 September 2017 09:14 (eight years ago)

Godbless the age of easily accesible data

✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 23 September 2017 09:14 (eight years ago)

Christ, I thought it would have easily been the other way around.

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Saturday, 23 September 2017 09:17 (eight years ago)

Toto does not suck, they are good and their albums are good. In fairness to those of you who are wrong, I did not know this until a couple of years ago. Before that, I was wrong, like you

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 23 September 2017 12:25 (eight years ago)

Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever heard a Toto album in full...

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Saturday, 23 September 2017 12:36 (eight years ago)

what are the Toto deep cuts

Number None, Saturday, 23 September 2017 12:49 (eight years ago)

I actually wasted my own time photographing a very poignant mastering anecdote from the pages of Tape Op for you ingrates

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 23 September 2017 13:39 (eight years ago)

it was incomplete!

Number None, Saturday, 23 September 2017 13:47 (eight years ago)

No that was everything that regarded Toto, they moved on to a different subject, and yes I do resent you questioning my journalistic Toto integrity

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 23 September 2017 13:54 (eight years ago)

I'm sorry. I thought it was nice

Number None, Saturday, 23 September 2017 13:55 (eight years ago)

It's ok the important thing is we all love Africa by Toto and not for memetic reasons

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 23 September 2017 13:58 (eight years ago)

There's nothing that a thousand memes or more could ever do

rock and roll tucci coo (voodoo chili), Saturday, 23 September 2017 14:01 (eight years ago)

"No that was everything that regarded Toto"

toto in toto

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 23 September 2017 14:04 (eight years ago)

:D

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 September 2017 14:05 (eight years ago)

Although now I wonder how it is that Africa towers over a lot of 80s hits in terms of spotify plays and youtube views, but still has less than Sweet Child o Mine.

MarkoP, Saturday, 23 September 2017 14:21 (eight years ago)

Rosanna Shuffle is awesome. I saw a great Jeff Porcaro tutorial where he was explaining some other Toto song I didn't recognize, and demonstrating all the other ways he could have arranged the drum part, and then explaining why he didn't do those things and instead chose a different set of fills and patterns, to make it interesting to him, to the band, and to anyone paying attention.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 September 2017 14:24 (eight years ago)

I think it's this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRHf22WCPew

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 September 2017 14:24 (eight years ago)

The sentiment of SCOM is a lot easier to grasp in fairness

Number None, Saturday, 23 September 2017 14:25 (eight years ago)

though I'm someone who loves looking at spotify play counts, I think they're pretty limited when you're not comparing within one single artist, because you never know *when* a catalog got added... in general you figure all these big acts have been on there forever, but that isn't always the case so there's always an asterisk next to the comparisons imo

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 23 September 2017 14:27 (eight years ago)

Sweet Child of Mine at least in my generation had big appeal with the most frat-like kind of douchey classmates so it would play in every party they appeared in. It wasn't the 80's either I'm talking early 00's. You still hear it every now and the. remixed into other songs in clubs in my city.

I don't think I ever heard Africa outplayed anywhere but "oldies radio".

✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 23 September 2017 14:56 (eight years ago)

Yeah I never thought of "Africa" as obscure but idk what would be surprising about "Sweet Child o' Mine" getting more plays.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, 23 September 2017 14:57 (eight years ago)

sweet child is also a very good song that ppl like by one of the most successful rock bands in history when will mysteries cease

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 23 September 2017 15:52 (eight years ago)

man can't believe everybody here has heard of "Africa". when I was growing up I asked schoolmates if they knew that song and they'd shh their mouths and beckon me over to a secret panel on one of the library's bookshelves which led down several vine-covered corridors to reveal 7 other people who were willing to know real truths.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 23 September 2017 15:55 (eight years ago)


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