THE WORST NME COVER OF ALL TIME

this was a very strange addition to the cool list...

36 Mike Patton

much as I love the guy, I had no idea why he should have been there, as it's not as if NME even give his work the barest of glances. but a trip to the supermarket's magazine-browsing shelf reveals he's 'cool' for slagging off wolfmother in an interview (which is fair enough. they are a pile of monkeycock), and not for the three great albums he released this year.

feh, NME, feh! very poor!

Wrong end of the Glowstick . NME rant
Current mood: aggravated

I probably shouldn't be writing this , but I have to get it off my chest . I am not a big fan of the NME , as they sold me down the river when I last talked to them , I did and interview and made a sarcastic joke using the word "gak" which is slang for cocaine . They glorified my joke and used it out of context , then their public relations dept , contacted the tabloids in a shameful attempt to sell more copies . And , I have ever since been known as " Lily Allen , Pint sized potty mouth popstar who once admitted she would celebrate her no 1 single by taking cocaine ! " .
Thanks NME . Now , I have read many articles in the NME , where male band members freely admit to, or associate themselves with the taking of drugs , and I havent seen many of them ending up in the tabloids . Take Klaxons for example, and the ongoing MDMA references. " MDMAZING " I believe was the title of a recent article ( how responsible! ) .
The only reason I can think of , for recieving such a different form of treatment , is because I am a woman . I did recieve a written apology from Conor Mcnicholas ( the editor) . But i vowed never to work with the NME agian . As I thought, if there was one publication I could trust and be frank with , it would be the theirs .

Anyway , I was aproached by them again , with regards to the "Cool List Issue 2006" , five women had made it into the top 10 and , subsequently we (the women) were asked to pose for photos to be the main feature for the cover . As I said before , I vowed not to work with them again , but as the context was so important ie; a a strong female presence in music . I thought i might aswell put aside my differences and do it . Now i don't care for " the cool list " , and I said this to them in the interview , which is probably why they didn't print it . I don't really think the NME are in any position to tell us who is cool and who isn't , personally I don't think a bunch of people sitting in an office drinking tea , inventing musical genres , and watching Nathan Barley DVD's are leading any kind of cool brigade , do you ?
But i did find it interesting that they wanted to put five women on the cover , and wanted to name 2006 , our year .

I went to get a copy yesterday , and this is what we ( the women ) got . Another fuckin MUSE cover . I like Muse , infact , Black Holes and Revelations , is one of my favourite albums of this year . But the NME have covered them so much this year already .

Now usually you might expect a call , just out of courtousy telling us we had been pulled off the cover , but we recieved nothing .

This is Conors ( the editors) comments on this issue , He has obviusly put out some press release , stating how supportive the NME is to women in music

Conor McNicholas, the editor of NME, said he was pleased that the Cool List was full of women who had brought "new energy" to the music world.

"This year's Cool List is a testament to the raft of hugely talented women who have taken hold of the music scene in 2006," he said. "From Beth to Lily to Karen, they've brought new energy to a scene dominated by men. They're also living proof that you can still rock a crowd when you're wearing stilettos."

I mean how fucking patronising " you can still rock a crowd wearing stilletos "
Is that all we are , stilleto wearing people , is that all he could say ,that we brought a " new energy" to the music scene . Don't make me sick , wev'e always been here you arrogant prick , this was your chance to actually show you meant it . And instead you put Muse on the cover . Cause you thought that your readers might not buy a magazine with an overweight lesbian and a not particularly attractive looking me , on the front . Wankers .

You should take your heads out of you New Rave arses , and actually think about your responsibilities to youth culture , and to women in general .

Oh and by the way , theres not enough RAVE in New Rave .

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According to the NME, it happened sometime earlier this year.

According to Lily Allen, it happened when Lily Allen starts making records!

she should come to ilx.

We have an office?

re that Dom photo

how did Frank Skinner get on the cover of Time?

-- wordy rappaport (estiebuttez...) (webmail), November 23rd, 2006 4:05 PM. (EstieButtez1) (later) (link)

Don't make me sick , wev'e always been here you arrogant prick

From her Times Magazine "interview" last Saturday:
"I don't get out of bed for anyone, you know."

Two years from now she'll wish she had.

I wondered howcome, that the first time I saw the "Gak" 'joke' was in the Sun, and the second time was in the NME.

I'm reading Stuart Maconie's book at the moment, he harks back to the late eighties days when the 'highbrow' writing style was haemorraging NME readership. Back then, they'd have shot someone who'd sold out copy to the Sun. Now, it's company policy.

That's what would make me stop buying it!

Mind you, in past years they made it the main feature on the front page.

Maybe next year they won't have one.

-- i am not a nugget (stevieisdrinkingdosequi...), November 23rd, 2006. (stevie)

I await the day when Lily Allen recognises ANY female that has come before and paved the way for her.

But I'm not holding my breath for it.

Only for the comedic value that will come out of it.

I don't suppose most people would

Mind you, in past years they made it the main feature on the front page.

it seems a fair complaint all things considered.

out of interest how many women HAVE been on the NME cover this year?

Oh and by the way , theres not enough RAVE in New Rave .

this is PARTICULARLY otm.

nme = most racist, sexist publication of all.

*cough* daily mail *cough*

Another gobsmackingly ignorant comment came from the NME's Krissi Murrison in today's Independent:

"She's one of the first really talented lesbian musicians that we've seen for some time."

I mean, hello?

http://www.nme.com/images/84_nmecovertheview_L080107.jpg

Raw Patrick probably OTM, however; they seem the sort of band about whom you can leap to judgement having heard a mere 5 seconds of their music. And that in itself's a LOJ. Argh.

aren't the the view the ones who declared "what's so cool about being a fat dyke anyway?" from the stage? i read it in the London Lite. it made me rather queasy.

(xpost to Louis)

(mind you I suppose it didn't actually sayfor the better)

This one, from mid-October 2006, strikes me as being so absolutely SMASH HITS CIRCA 1986 that it almost hurts.