Taylor Swift Glitchy Snake Gifs thread 2017 - Reputation

only hot dogs, starbucks, and pizza hut at target. can probably buy chipotle chiles en adobo at a super target, though.

i don't think she would give them the burritos right there, that's absurd

she would give them a fifty or whatever

it is a well known fact that people at target would like to eat chipotle

most targets attract a nearby chipotle village. it's true.

I think the smartest thing to do would be to buy every copy of Taylor's CD at Target, and keep doing that every time they restock, and then all the other fake fans would be mad and Taylor's people will be like, whoa, why have we sold 2000 copies at this one Target? And then they'll call Target and they'll say this one guy keeps buying them all. And then they'll say, huh, this must be Taylor's biggest fan. And then they'll track me down and I'll show them my receipts and they'll say, yikes, this really *is* Taylor's biggest fan! And then they'll offer to let me buy a 10th row ticket for $1000. Suck it, haters.

would love to be that guy instead of the guy street teaming a consequence of sound article

Plus, when Taylor's CDs get repurposed as a proprietary crypto currency, I'll be the only one (besides Taylor, of course) able to buy anything, from concert tickets to burritos to whatever. I call this "playing the long game."

lmao JiC

you will be richer than her! why would she have any copies of her own cds

To get a good spot at her concerts

the cd costs $15

― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, August 28, 2017 1:07 PM (forty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

did you read the thread? ordering the CD from Swift's website costs $63. this is all related to the "progress bar."

You're all losing so many points on your progress bars with these insulting posts.

what the fuck is even happening

The cd costs 15. The 48 on top of that is optional.

Wait, do they check the language used in the posts? And is ilx-posts included? I want Taylor tickets for my trouble.

pfft optional if you're bereft of devotion maybe

exactly. paying the extra $48 is better for your progress bar. fucked

I'm not sure that is true?

copy and paste it under every outraged post

always assumed there was at least a most basic understanding of how cryptocurrency might work underneath every all star ilx cryptocurrency burn

I am definitely outraged, btw, and I think the whole thing is disgusting. You can by the album 13 times for the progress bar, wtf? But I'm not sure the UPS surcharge helps the progress bar.

when I gift the album to 12 nieces and nephews, it had better help my progress bar. you are welcome to just buy the album once or not at all.

my bad, the insane surcharge does not directly benefit your progress bar. both are still supremely fucked

"Teens? it's pre teens and little kids"

uh hang on now.. this is a shot from the last tour

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Shawn+Mendes+Performs+1989+World+Tour+Live+4soXw-VsoPnx.jpg

xp it is less of a surcharge and more of a service that a person may pay for when shipping any fucking thing. you can get a quote here: https://wwwapps.ups.com/ctc/request?loc=en_us

(you may need to change your loc value to something like loc=island_of_outrage to get an accurate quote)

She could just send the cds earlier. You only get progress points for buying the album from the website, and then you have to pay fifty dollars to get it on release day. Come on, it's gross.

you have to pay fifty dollars to guarantee its arrival on release day. this thread is gross.

it's cool how it's possible to be exhausted about something you don't even care about now

anyway, Taylor done fucked up and pissed off ANIME fans. My coworker says this is Yuri on Ice, an anime about an ice skater i guess and Taylor bit her style...damn g

Viendo el video de Taylor Swift, solo pude pensar en esto:#YOI #YuriOnIce pic.twitter.com/UbQVS6NxKc

— Fran 🍦 (@francylorena) August 28, 2017

Massive L incoming

you have to pay fifty dollars to guarantee its arrival on release day.

― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), 28. august 2017 20:52 (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You think this is okay?

oh shiiiiiit

Taylor Swift ‏Verified account @taylorswift13 16h 16 hours ago

Studio Ghibli is some pretentious ass cartoon shit that doesn't even make any sense. more like Howl's Moving Butthole. #AmericanDad FTW!

lol

I got the new Queens of the Stone Age record the day before it was supposed to drop and I just went with Media Mail. Didn't even spring for two-day shipping.

Yeah, but how many progress points did you get?

Thought so.

Taylor Swift is an RPG

you have to pay fifty dollars to guarantee its arrival on release day.

― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), 28. august 2017 20:52 (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You think this is okay?

― Frederik B, Monday, August 28, 2017 12:00 PM (forty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes and it is at the very least not outrageous

hard disagree

Yeah wtf??

for fifty bucks' shipping I better die

that is how much next day air shipping costs. jesus fucking christ.

select regular shipping, which is free, and you will probably get the album in time (which is any time you might get it because you don't require this fucking album to live)

Unless you are the kind of superfan who would order the album from her website, let alone Target. Duh.

ok but what RPG is Taylor Swift this is important

Oregon Trail

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0c/9a/f2/0c9af21bddbc0caef168b8a9e0ac1769--video-game-quotes-computer-class.jpg

Personally I plan to order a copy of the album in every one of its shipping permutations, from overnight to a boat from Asia, so that all my copies arrive staggered and I get the experience of receiving the album for the first time again and again and again.

taylor swift is one of the Dragon Quests

The idea of paying or pestering your friends to boost your progress seems very Farmville to me.

https://res.cloudinary.com/lmn/image/upload/c_limit,e_sharpen:150,f_auto,fl_lossy,h_360,q_80,w_640/v1/gameskinnyc/w/v/w/wvw69jphtjcvtdrln2-d0663.jpg

1) 50$ for shipping is outrageous. That's on UPS, but fuck that shit.
2) You have to preorder the album for the progress bar. Why would you preorder the album unless you can then get it on release day? Otherwise, you could just go buy it. And you have to pay 50$ to get it on release day, because they won't send the albums out earlier.
3) It's gross.