Taylor Swift Glitchy Snake Gifs thread 2017 - Reputation

Good for the Right Said Fred guys to get billed as co-writers, but I can't even hear the sample.

Is it is sample or just an interpolation?

As far as I can tell, it is solely the cadence of the chorus.

I'd never actually listened closely to "I'm Too Sexy" before. I just knew the hook. It's a lot better than I realized.

Taylor Swift's fanbase is definitely younger than Depeche Mode's fanbase ever was. Teens? it's preteens and little kids. The progress bar thing is so fucking gross, and the CD costing $63 is just abhorrent. She's arguably the biggest pop star in the world, this is not necessary. Everything about this album rollout is so tone deaf and hilariously offensive and out of step with reality. Also, I love "I'm Too Sexy" and the similarity here is soooooo tenuous, but w/e because Right Said Fred are cool and deserve $$$ from Ms. Swift.

the cd costs $15

But if you want to guarantee it arrives on the day it comes out you apparently have to pay an extra $45. Thanks UPS!

thread is a yelp review from a person that summed a restaurant's menu and exclaimed "It costs $368 to eat here!"

More like "It costs $368 to eat here? But it's a McDonald's!"

"This place sucks, from the moment we walked in the door we were treated with disrespect. $50 just to get on the waiting list for a table? No thanks. We went across the street to Katy Perry's, which was having a kids eat free special."

this shit metaphor really gets gross when you consider that "bon appetit" exists

the cd costs $15

$10-12 if you can get your mom to drive you to Target that day.

I insist on buying it from Taylor's site, so that all the money goes directly to her.

Actually, why would you buy it from Target, since you won't get any fan points for that? Sure, my mom might drive me there to buy it the first day it is on sale, but Taylor will not know how much of a fan I really am. Is there a place for me to send my receipt?

it would be hard to replicate cereal box top and mail in rebate technology

sometimes taylor goes to target to buy her fans chipotle or whatever, maybe if you go to target she'll already be there and she will know how much of a fan you really are

only hot dogs, starbucks, and pizza hut at target. can probably buy chipotle chiles en adobo at a super target, though.

i don't think she would give them the burritos right there, that's absurd

she would give them a fifty or whatever

it is a well known fact that people at target would like to eat chipotle

most targets attract a nearby chipotle village. it's true.

I think the smartest thing to do would be to buy every copy of Taylor's CD at Target, and keep doing that every time they restock, and then all the other fake fans would be mad and Taylor's people will be like, whoa, why have we sold 2000 copies at this one Target? And then they'll call Target and they'll say this one guy keeps buying them all. And then they'll say, huh, this must be Taylor's biggest fan. And then they'll track me down and I'll show them my receipts and they'll say, yikes, this really *is* Taylor's biggest fan! And then they'll offer to let me buy a 10th row ticket for $1000. Suck it, haters.

would love to be that guy instead of the guy street teaming a consequence of sound article

Plus, when Taylor's CDs get repurposed as a proprietary crypto currency, I'll be the only one (besides Taylor, of course) able to buy anything, from concert tickets to burritos to whatever. I call this "playing the long game."

lmao JiC

you will be richer than her! why would she have any copies of her own cds

To get a good spot at her concerts

the cd costs $15

― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, August 28, 2017 1:07 PM (forty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

did you read the thread? ordering the CD from Swift's website costs $63. this is all related to the "progress bar."

You're all losing so many points on your progress bars with these insulting posts.

what the fuck is even happening

The cd costs 15. The 48 on top of that is optional.

Wait, do they check the language used in the posts? And is ilx-posts included? I want Taylor tickets for my trouble.

pfft optional if you're bereft of devotion maybe

exactly. paying the extra $48 is better for your progress bar. fucked

I'm not sure that is true?

copy and paste it under every outraged post

always assumed there was at least a most basic understanding of how cryptocurrency might work underneath every all star ilx cryptocurrency burn

I am definitely outraged, btw, and I think the whole thing is disgusting. You can by the album 13 times for the progress bar, wtf? But I'm not sure the UPS surcharge helps the progress bar.

when I gift the album to 12 nieces and nephews, it had better help my progress bar. you are welcome to just buy the album once or not at all.

my bad, the insane surcharge does not directly benefit your progress bar. both are still supremely fucked

"Teens? it's pre teens and little kids"

uh hang on now.. this is a shot from the last tour

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Shawn+Mendes+Performs+1989+World+Tour+Live+4soXw-VsoPnx.jpg

xp it is less of a surcharge and more of a service that a person may pay for when shipping any fucking thing. you can get a quote here: https://wwwapps.ups.com/ctc/request?loc=en_us

(you may need to change your loc value to something like loc=island_of_outrage to get an accurate quote)

She could just send the cds earlier. You only get progress points for buying the album from the website, and then you have to pay fifty dollars to get it on release day. Come on, it's gross.

you have to pay fifty dollars to guarantee its arrival on release day. this thread is gross.

it's cool how it's possible to be exhausted about something you don't even care about now

anyway, Taylor done fucked up and pissed off ANIME fans. My coworker says this is Yuri on Ice, an anime about an ice skater i guess and Taylor bit her style...damn g

Viendo el video de Taylor Swift, solo pude pensar en esto:#YOI #YuriOnIce pic.twitter.com/UbQVS6NxKc

— Fran 🍦 (@francylorena) August 28, 2017

Massive L incoming

you have to pay fifty dollars to guarantee its arrival on release day.

― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), 28. august 2017 20:52 (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You think this is okay?

oh shiiiiiit

Taylor Swift ‏Verified account @taylorswift13 16h 16 hours ago

Studio Ghibli is some pretentious ass cartoon shit that doesn't even make any sense. more like Howl's Moving Butthole. #AmericanDad FTW!

lol

I got the new Queens of the Stone Age record the day before it was supposed to drop and I just went with Media Mail. Didn't even spring for two-day shipping.

Yeah, but how many progress points did you get?

Thought so.