pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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No real broader point to be derived from this, but:
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/ben-frost-threshold-of-faith-ep/
"We hear exactly who Ben Frost wants us to think he is but get precious little view of the man behind the persona."
Ah, yes, because what's the value of sheets of electronic noise if there isn't something of the confessional to it.

Champiness, Saturday, 5 August 2017 01:48 (eight years ago)

It's not really important but I just kinda like the ending of this news story: http://pitchfork.com/news/arcade-fires-everything-now-earn-third-straight-us-no-1-album/

“Everything Now” was one of Pitchfork’s “Best New Tracks of June 2017”

Yeah... That's not the review people are going to remember from this cycle...

Frederik B, Sunday, 6 August 2017 23:22 (eight years ago)

lol

flappy bird, Monday, 7 August 2017 00:58 (eight years ago)

http://pitchfork.com/news/broad-city-are-selling-officially-licensed-sex-toys/

new band name

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 17:00 (eight years ago)

WUXTRA WUXTRA: broad city branded yas kween vibrators announced on pitchfork

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 17:39 (eight years ago)

lol they're all sold out already

flappy bird, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 17:42 (eight years ago)

grace and frankie > broad city

maura, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 18:36 (eight years ago)

lol um no

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 18:37 (eight years ago)

Grace and Frankie is fine for what it is - a senior sitcom - but it's largely joke-free and some of the acting (primarily Waterston/Sheen) is legit painful

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 18:38 (eight years ago)

Broad City rules, psyched for the return. Ilana was v good in otherwise mediocre Rough Night - Abbi is in a new movie called Person to Person that just opened here, heard it's more "a look into the lives of quirky new yorkers!" sorta thing but w/e i'll still see it bc I love her and Michael Cera.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 18:58 (eight years ago)

BC jumped the shark pretty definitively for me mid last season

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 19:02 (eight years ago)

broad city is annoyingly full of itself and has been since midway through season two

maura, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 19:42 (eight years ago)

otm, sadly

Number None, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 20:12 (eight years ago)

eh i thought season 3 was mostly good, even the hillary episode was whatever, but the whole bleeping out Trump's name in season 4 thing is so dumb

flappy bird, Thursday, 10 August 2017 01:43 (eight years ago)

Has any comedy been good past 2 (could stretch it to 3 maybe) seasons?

Spottie, Thursday, 10 August 2017 02:21 (eight years ago)

Lots! The most extreme example I can think of is Always Sunny.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 10 August 2017 02:23 (eight years ago)

yeah good call altho i havent seen it since like s5

Spottie, Thursday, 10 August 2017 03:06 (eight years ago)

Loads have!

albvivertine, Thursday, 10 August 2017 03:26 (eight years ago)

like mad about you

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 August 2017 03:27 (eight years ago)

the simpsons

flappy bird, Thursday, 10 August 2017 03:34 (eight years ago)

the hogan family another prominent example

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 August 2017 03:36 (eight years ago)

difficult people, so far

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 10 August 2017 04:21 (eight years ago)

king of the hill

maura, Thursday, 10 August 2017 12:09 (eight years ago)

i wish review had a longer third season

oh and nathan for you's third season had "smokers allowed" and "the hero"

maura, Thursday, 10 August 2017 12:10 (eight years ago)

friends
Seinfeld
Cheers
MASH
The New Girl

like a zillion others

I think comedies tend to peak around season 3-5, first season sometimes you're figuring stuff out, second season gets better, 3-5 cast knows how to work w each other and writers, but things haven't gotten stale

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 August 2017 12:49 (eight years ago)

Parks and Rec (big time late bloomer)
The Office (US)

I dunno like I could just keep listing like 80% of successful long running comedy shows

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 August 2017 12:51 (eight years ago)

Yeah, lots of sitcoms might have sketchy first seasons, and many peter out towards the end, but there's usually a significant sweet spot in the middle of several seasons.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 August 2017 12:59 (eight years ago)

finally some people talking about tv shows on this board

President Keyes, Thursday, 10 August 2017 13:19 (eight years ago)

BREAKING: FATHER JOHN MISTY'S COVER OF THE FAMILY TIES THEME SONG AT LOLLA IS EVERYTHING

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 August 2017 13:34 (eight years ago)

just puked on you

mh, Thursday, 10 August 2017 13:39 (eight years ago)

fuck you pitchfork for spoiling twin peaks

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 14 August 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)

yeah fuck you for spoiling a repurposed scene from the 1992 movie fire walk with me

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Monday, 14 August 2017 16:22 (eight years ago)

especially on the morning after the episode aired, my god

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Monday, 14 August 2017 16:23 (eight years ago)

confirmed: FWWM existed

mh, Monday, 14 August 2017 16:23 (eight years ago)

Uh it's a spoiler.

Anytime I see headlines about some band appearing in a Twin Peaks episode it's a spoiler. Stereogum's been doing this for every cameo since the season started.

billstevejim, Monday, 14 August 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)

It's def a spoiler. People who've already seen it know it happened already, so for them it's a useless article.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 14 August 2017 16:46 (eight years ago)

yeah fuck you for spoiling a repurposed scene from the 1992 movie fire walk with me

thanks for describing it. i didn't click on the article in hopes that at least i would be in the dark about if it was new footage or old. so thank you for spoiling it in greater detail!

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 14 August 2017 16:48 (eight years ago)

you're welcome adam!!!!

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Monday, 14 August 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)

btw welcome to the internet!!!!

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Monday, 14 August 2017 16:55 (eight years ago)

that's a shitty attitude brad, for one thing the story went up last night right after the episode aired, and not everyone is able to watch it the night of. Bowie's appearance wasn't publicized, unlike other cameos they've mentioned (Sky Ferreira, Moby, Hudson Mohawke). also spoiling who's going to be in the nightclub credits sequence is not as bad as spoiling a pseudo-Bowie cameo.

flappy bird, Monday, 14 August 2017 17:01 (eight years ago)

and yeah, who is the story for? La Bateau Ivre otm, it's a useless story

flappy bird, Monday, 14 August 2017 17:03 (eight years ago)

*Le
my b

flappy bird, Monday, 14 August 2017 17:03 (eight years ago)

it's weird bc i spoiled that particular scene for myself by accidentally reading a synopsis of episode 14 when it leaked last week

anyway i know my extremely spoiler-neutral stance is super unpopular so i'll back down

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Monday, 14 August 2017 17:05 (eight years ago)

imo "spoiler" means revealing some sort of plot revelation before people may have seen it, but I guess if you want to be pedantic it could mean revealing anything at all

mh, Monday, 14 August 2017 17:11 (eight years ago)

also i feel bad about describing the context and spoiling it further so i'm sorry adam (but regardless there's more to it than i described and you will still be surprised imo!)

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Monday, 14 August 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)

way to spoil that there's more to it!!!

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 14 August 2017 17:30 (eight years ago)

(j/k)

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 14 August 2017 17:30 (eight years ago)

that Bowie/TP thing is some pretty gutsy clickbait. total non-story. 25 year old movie footage of dead pop star shows up in new TV show for a few seconds, whoooaaa.

circa1916, Monday, 14 August 2017 17:38 (eight years ago)

Did they do a story back when that character on Veronica Mars got a Pitchfork internship?

President Keyes, Monday, 14 August 2017 17:52 (eight years ago)

There is at least one Pitchfork review from the mid-2000s with the Veronica Mars' characters' name as the writer.

billstevejim, Monday, 14 August 2017 17:56 (eight years ago)


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