Rolling Worst Music of 2017

top that

lol

omg Brad

isis is going to kill us all because of that video

http://uproxx.com/music/jake-paul-worst-songs-of-2017/3/

so that's what happened to the "i like turtles" kid. sad!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9phCHjI6cI

this one's worse

he has such a deeply stupid face: the deeply inset blank eyes, the slack mouth
he's basically moose from the archie comics

this is the worst thing i've heard all year and i'm pretty sure it won't be beaten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlBIeZi3Ko4

it's no khalid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh87aqB-0KU

lol

I've had headphones recently and have been shielded from the garbage output of the criminals in shopping centres and on buses but they are broken. Today there was some mournful dirge in Greggs, it just said "i'm ready" 100 times in a row. I didn't want to complain too much as the sign said freshly baked with pride and i know they do their best but it was just too much

yo jake paul has a message for all of you on this thread

https://youtu.be/jC0BbeFd2zA

oh dear

he's going to wind up in prison sooner rather than later

right? oh i forgot he's a rich white dude

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/Screen%20Shot%202017-08-08%20at%209.44.09%20AM_zpsoj7ueqec.png

yeah, that one kinda leapt off the screen didn't it

he's a complete fucking sociopath

guys just like him are partying in 9-bedroom mcmansions in the hamptons right now, phonebook thrown in the pool, peanut butter smeared on the wall, the quiet hum of undocumented cleaning crews picking up after them come sunday afternoon

but where were you when he documented meeting a kid with cancer?

I love chris isaak but this shit is fucked up
https://open.spotify.com/track/1bH8yq5PlCTlzPypoFof7p

Did he even have anything to do with this, or is this a case of metadata shenanigans? He doesn't seem to be promoting it anywhere.

Anyway, here's the singer in question: https://www.instagram.com/davidsbaumanis/

(I also like that someone on his FB page posted a note to Agent Desmond.)

Some lad called Ron Jelly or something like that. The sooner I get these headphones fixed the better

Bastille - Basket Case

6 Music keep playing this for some reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhAIzVw9_VQ&list=PLU9Xdwsq_bJaiB2bgVq0lg5ujv7_-gG1o&index=4

Try again...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhAIzVw9_VQ

reason : mercury prize entrant

has Castle on the Hill been mentioned? Ed Sheeran never fails to horrify:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qp5vcuMIlk

his voice, the production, it's all so terrible - but the lyrics are even worse! absolutely dreadful

That song played dozens of times at the place i worked at over the summer - i hated it so goddamn much and i'm so glad I don't have to be around that office radio anymore. Yeah, we get it ed, your friends in high school were burnouts. that doesn't make you any less of a cheeseball.

harry styles - sign of the times

i fully expect "castle on the hill" to be nominated for song of the year grammy

"Castle On The Hill" is not nearly the worst thing Sheeran's released this year

yeah it's going to get record/song of the year noms for sure unless the grammys just give up and give every song that hit number one in its nomination period (which ended yesterday) a nod

that list, btw, would be (in reverse chronological order)

bodak yellow
look what you made me do
despacito
i'm the one
that's what i like
humble
shape of you
bad and boujee
black beatles
starboy (woof) and
closer (WOOOFFFF)

despacito owned the charts huh

Last call to get some nominations in here for the worst song of 2017.
I'll likely run a poll in late December.

Is that one where Ed Sheeran keeps saying "I'm in love with your body" on here?

If not, that.

did Meghan Trainor sit this year out or something

crypto, reposting this for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1-pKWOt2yM

meghan trainor is on a talent show panel with diddy and dj khaled

she also put out a dumb smurfs tie-in song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyL3YKK_1BI

Eminem - Walk On Water

That American Soul song U2 did on SNL this week should be in the mix.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efi4SCY0TA0

"refujesus"

that smurfette track is very bad

lol, i forgot that trainor's debut album was 'title'

it's useful at least as a marker for showing why kelly clarkson's 'whole lotta woman' and kesha's 'woman' are really quite good

https://themuse.jezebel.com/the-worst-songs-of-the-year-2017-when-pop-nearly-kille-1821231799

Katy Perry ft. Migos, “Bon Appetít”
Maroon 5 f. SZA, “What Lovers Do”
Look What You Made Me Do, Taylor Swift
Ed Sheeran, “New Man”
Louis Tomlinson, “Miss You”
Katy Perry, “Swish Swish”
Miley Cyrus, “Malibu”
Portugal. The Man, “Feel It Still”
Branchez & Big Wet, “Turn Up on the Weekend”
Chainsmokers f. Florida Georgia Line, “Last Day Alive”

why would they include Malibu tho?

also, I know they had to pick a token Sheeran track, but I think they should have clarified in the blurb that every Ed Sheeran track is the worst