why are most white rappers ugly?

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just wanted to post another pic of the sexy mr. sparxxx

http://us.ent2.yimg.com/musicfinder.yahoo.com/images/yahoo/beat_club/bubbasparxxx/1001_bubba_sparxxx

― lid, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 14:52 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.universalmusic.ru/artist_pic/146.jpg

― try again, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 14:59 (twenty years ago) link

er, BUCK 65.

I don't know how to post pictures but just go to his website. The man is a god!

― kathryn m (kathryn m), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 15:03 (twenty years ago) link

As no-one else seems to be impressed by my El-P/Avid Merrion comaprison, I thought I'd draw attention to it myself. As you were

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 15:12 (twenty years ago) link

Isn't the Athmosphere dude half-black? Would that explain for his undeniable hotness?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 15:17 (twenty years ago) link

Eminem's pretty hot, at least he is since he started working out. Before he looked kinda doughy and unhealthy.

most black rappers aren't very hot either. But hey, who needs to be good looking when you're rich and famous?

The bubba love is a little mystifying, I guess lots of bears here?

― Adrian (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 15:39 (twenty years ago) link

The El-P/Avid thing is brilliantly accurate, Mencap.

I've been told Mikey Skinner is quite buff. Well, quite cute anyway.

― Nick H (Nick H), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 15:46 (twenty years ago) link

atmosphere half-black? that honky is as white at minnesota snow.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 15:49 (twenty years ago) link

Well, according to AMG, Slug (the Athmosphere rapper) is "the son of a black father and a white mother who divorced when he was a teenager". He certainly doesn't look "white as Minnesota snow" in that LP cover upthread.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:05 (twenty years ago) link

i think he's lying.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:07 (twenty years ago) link

Peter Scholtes to thread

― chris herrington (chris herrington), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:22 (twenty years ago) link

Scholtes is a hot white rapper!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:27 (twenty years ago) link

― vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:30 (twenty years ago) link

holy shit! are those cats German? Do they have '70 Chevelles in Germany, too?

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 16:43 (twenty years ago) link

I meant cuz Scholtes did the CP cover story on Slug, yes?

That Icy Hot Stuntaz pic is the funniest/scariest thing ever, btw.

― chris herrington (chris herrington), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:28 (twenty years ago) link

S TRIFE WHITE TOP FIVE WHITE PPL EVER

1) http://cdn.compuserve.com/gallery/i/e/eminem/sm6a.jpg
2) http://mercury.walagata.com/w/simontrife/cage.jpg
3) http://www.wcu.edu/pubinfo/news/rapbubba.jpg
4) http://pubpages.unh.edu/~ljlee/images/paulchaboss.jpg
5) http://www.fridgemagazine.com/images/ra.jpg

― $$, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:33 (twenty years ago) link

thats ra the rugged man at the bottom

― $$, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:35 (twenty years ago) link

haha just kidding its anthony easton

― $$, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:35 (twenty years ago) link

What kinda stupid thread is this? Black rappers are ugly too!! I mean, fuck, Jay-Z? How the fuck did THAT guy score Beyonce???

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:36 (twenty years ago) link

Where does Paul Wall live?

― scg, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:38 (twenty years ago) link

i couldn't find a picture of the smut peddlers, but those fuckers are ugly

have any of you seen their video? makes me wanna puke just thinking of it.

― JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:40 (twenty years ago) link

http://medlem.spray.se/lab0002/Blazing_Squad_-_In_The_Beginning-front.jpg

― scg, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:42 (twenty years ago) link

I meant cuz Scholtes did the CP cover story on Slug, yes?

I know, just the thought of MC Scholtes amused me...

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:42 (twenty years ago) link

For what it's worth, I have read in a number of places that Slug's father is half-black/half-Native American, and his mother is white.

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:49 (twenty years ago) link

how cd i forget mr eon!!!

― $$, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:51 (twenty years ago) link

the j-zone thing really is depressing... like, dude, you make hot beats, you rhyme alright, its okay man im white too!!

― $$, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:55 (twenty years ago) link

tho im even less impressed by whoever the fuck 'slug' is w his 'one drop!!' thing, like is your man even a rapper?? is he even hiphop?? his indie ass fans dont need that quarter!!

― $$, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

'this is garbage, what the fuck is this emo bullshit' 'nah man, hes part black'

― $$, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 18:00 (twenty years ago) link

Slug is an incredible rapper and damn smart.

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 18:07 (twenty years ago) link

Nelly is bowling shoe ugly -- WAAAAYYY uglier than any pic posted here -- and I doubt he has too many problems scoring women.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 18:34 (twenty years ago) link

Nelly's UGLY? What the hell!

― Adrian (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:55 (twenty years ago) link

Bubba Sparxxx is sooooo hot. He makes me feel all funny inside.

Really.

― Thomas Inskeep (submeat), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

kinda big, so ill just link it.

http://crooked.mooo.com/2003.08.05/peepee52.jpg

i dont think i break any of the stereotypes here.

― juiceboxxx (juiceboxxx), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 21:07 (twenty years ago) link

the only thing that worries me is this: where's your other hand?

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago) link

forget the kid, the h.r. giger ductwork in his basement is sicking me out!

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 21:34 (twenty years ago) link

Jay-Z is indeed what is known as an ugly motherfucker.

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago) link

the thing that's getting me here is that most of these dudes just look so white trash

― JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 22:36 (twenty years ago) link

Nah, nah... 'cause Jigga got what some would call some true double-down DSLs!

― Thomas Inskeep (submeat), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 23:31 (twenty years ago) link

I demand a photo of Paul Barman be posted to this thread ASAP. Also, discuss Princess Superstar's hottness.

― Sym (shmuel), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 23:37 (twenty years ago) link

sym was "douchebag" with the giant arrow not enough?!

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:14 (twenty years ago) link

it is hard to look white trash and handsome at the same time.

― Former Supposed So Called Nihilist Teenage Drug Disco Addiction Counselor (mjt), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:49 (twenty years ago) link

Now I see him. That's a funny hat.

― Sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:57 (twenty years ago) link

HAHA.. MIKEL KNIGHT -- TEXAS "BOI"

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:33 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.mikelknight.com/Gallery%20Pic/image/img_6384.jpg
http://www.mikelknight.com/Gallery%20Pic/image/img_6368.jpg
http://www.mikelknight.com/Gallery%20Pic/image/img_6358.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:35 (twenty years ago) link

(thing is.. i kinda like this single "Peckerwood")

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:36 (twenty years ago) link

(UGGH.. i meant this single "Peckerwood" as in the 12" SINGLE.. not the.. aah, never mind)

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:36 (twenty years ago) link

hahaha i didnt know j-zone moved to texas

― $$, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:48 (twenty years ago) link

yeah, but most people are ugly

― Mike Ouderkirk (Mike Ouderkirk), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 06:36 (twenty years ago) link

It's Statistical; most people are ugly!

― ameriganza (ameriganza), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:23 (twenty years ago) link

Here are some Finnish rappers for your delight:

http://www.sunpoint.net/~pikkugee/kuvat/kuva9.jpg http://www.sunpoint.net/~pikkugee/kuvat/kuva10.jpg http://www.huviavain.fi/kuvapankki/fintelligens.jpg http://www.yritysjuhla.com/kuvapankki/kapasiteettiyksikko.jpg http://www.mobilekustannus.fi/kuva-arkisto/mu_ritarikunta1.jpg http://www.liisanpuisto.com/img/lp_2.jpg

The first guy is "Pikku G", the Finnish teenage rap sensation. He's kinda cute, ain't he?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:59 (twenty years ago) link

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