Who do the British seemingly hate Q Magazine?

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Not seen this before - Music wise this seems to aimed at a younger profile already catered for by Bang /Rock Sound /NME /Q.

My thoughts exactly. I wonder how Bullit'll differentiate itself? I'm hoping it'll be adventurous with its cover features at least; I mean, even Hot Hot Heat or The Rapture on the cover would be preferable to yet another Stripes/Strokes/Eminem/a n other already overexposed band.

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean the moonlight sonata for example, has a timeless quality about it, no? i dare say people always will enjoy it. don't be so patronising tim.

jed (jed_e_3), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I find Peel unlistenable these days, or more accurately sounding the same as he did in 1973 - playing lots of smelly old rock. Late Junction makes one feel that one should have submitted a CV and application form before being allowed to listen to it. Word has too few words, and they're all the wrong ones.

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 3 November 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Will people still be listening to, say, Wilco in two hundred
years?

I hope they won't be listening to them in two hundred minutes.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh sorry I'm just genuinely interested in what people (Alex / Geir) are trying to say because I think I disagee. I'm not very good when I'm told things are 'inarguable'. Sorry if it seems like 'high horse', I'm not trying to sound uncivil.

Cross-post: unlike Alex, it seems. Calm down.

Tim (Tim), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

And Jed: no, I don't hear anything especially timeless in "Moonlight Sonata", as it happens, and I'm not sure how I'd know if I did.

Also remember that Geir's post which Alex said was 'spot-on' (and with which I initially disagreed) wasn't referencing music from centuries ago, it was very specifically talking about 10-20 years ago.

Tim (Tim), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Tim isn't getting "on his high horse". He's perfectly right and it's an important point. How is something inarguably timeless? Saying some works are inarguably timeless is just attempting to make decisions for people.

The only reason anything is percieved as "timeless" is because it got more attention than something else. To say otherwise is to invest too much faith in the scribes of past generations and basically throw caution to the wind.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, but "inarguable" is one of my favorite words (you'll see it crop up a lot in my posts). Sorry if it offends.

That said, just because you don't like something, that doesn't mean its not timeless. For example, I happen to think that "The Mona Lisa" is no great shakes, but that doesn't mean the Louvre is going to chuck it in the trash.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I know you use inarguable a lot Alex, and I really like it when you say that (e.g.) Killing Joke are inarguably great because (a) I detest them and (b) I actually *can't* argue that point with you!

You seem to be arguing that 'timeless' means 'enduringly popular' which I suppose is fair enough, but in the context of a magazine covering pop-rock that's not really a very useful concept. As Tom has pointed out before, the history of pop is littered with people second-guessing what would be considered to have lasting value and getting it very wrong.

Tim (Tim), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the assertion that Q Magazine caters only to those who think music should be timeless is pure projection.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree but don't recall anyone making that assertion.

Tim (Tim), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

alex in NYC's next baby should be with geir hongro.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Jay Kid' post...

because it's for old farts. semi-bald, somewhat overweight high school teachers in their late thirties who worship jimi hendrix' ghost and wish for the second coming of grunge. or U2. or both.

..implies as much.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Lok again at that cover. It caters for people who don't like music!

persecution smoth, Monday, 3 November 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Pray tell, what is Godwin's Law?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess the cover artists never normally match my tastes

Yes, but this syndrome is hardly limited to Q. At the end of the day, a near-naked Britney is sadly going to move more issues than, say, a profile of, say, Hamell on Trial or Elbow or ______ (your favorite artist here).

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

because it's for old farts. semi-bald, somewhat overweight high school teachers in their late thirties who worship jimi hendrix' ghost and wish for the second coming of grunge. or U2. or both.

Are old, balding, pudgy educators in their late 30's not allowed to enjoy music?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

surely the equiv. of London Review of Books would be London Review of CDs? I'm not just trying to be pedantic, either: the LRB wouldn't work as the LR Literature or LR History or LR fiction -- it's the beauty of naming the format not the subject matter that makes the enterprise possible (and possibly distances it from the TLS?). Is there an equivalent term for music? Clearly CDs won't hack it. London Review of Sound?

alext (alext), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

No because we would be writing about music, not just reviewing CDs. Also London Review of CDs has one syllable too many, London Review of Sound one syllable too few. In marketing, this sort of thing matters.

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 3 November 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, I will sell the London Review of Sound idea to Richard Desmond.

alext (alext), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Just a strange hunch here, hear me out....

Is defending Q Magazine in some way parallel to a Brit championing Coldplay (or, for that matter, a Yank championing Matchbox Twenty)?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Incidentally, the title of this thread (and I don't know why I hadn't noticed it further....clearly not enough coffee this morning) should be WHY....not who.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

slagging the press is a time-honoured british tradition, alex. dare i say, it's timeless!

scott seward, Monday, 3 November 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahahaha. Inarguably so, Scott.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

How do you kn... oh don't worry.

Tim (Tim), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

you're all so timeless that you guys should be preserved in formaldehyde.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Julio are you treating us to some chemist humour?

Tim (Tim), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Just a strange hunch here, hear me out....
Is defending Q Magazine in some way parallel to a Brit championing Coldplay (or, for that matter, a Yank championing Matchbox Twenty)?

Pretty close, Alex, pretty close.

Side question - does anyone dislike the magazine/publication, to which they contribute? Better to be on the inside, pissing out, sez I!

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

**Is defending Q Magazine in some way parallel to a Brit championing Coldplay**

It's the equivalent of wearing an 'I am a complete c-nt' t-shirt, Alex.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

''Hey Julio are you treating us to some chemist humour?''

tim lemme tell ya abt a chap called damian hurst (sp?)...

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex, your getting there....Q magazine is for Virgin Radio listeners ...check their mostly dull rock muzak playlist [yuck]
http://www.virginradio.co.uk/music/playlist/index.html

Matchbox 20 are for Clear Channel Rock Radio listeners.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

It's the equivalent of wearing an 'I am a complete c-nt' t-shirt, Alex.

Hahahaha.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

With respect to Charlie's post, I work at NME and am, ahem, *ambivalent* it. One day, we should do a "post your rumours and misconceptions about NME" thread and I'll endeavour to answer them.

laticsmon (laticsmon), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Obviously that should have read "ambivalent about it"

persecution smith (laticsmon), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

What he said

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I work at Vice and love Hitler, naturellement.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Mozart et al (even saying et al is a big elision) did live once, they worked, their stuff was NEW, when it was. how could it have been 'timeless' then?

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

What people mean when they say music is 'timeless' is that the music in question is finished; not only is its composition finished, but also its reception. There can be no re-assessment. This would be a sure way to kill music. Luckily it's not possible to 'finish' reception.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

momus muzak is timeless ;)

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Music is not supposed to be anything you think it is. including that.

-- Alan, November 3rd, 2003.

Most OTM thing I've ever seen on this message board. Ever.

Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Music is not supposed to be anything you think it is. including that.


ha ha ha! this would be so very true if it weren't so untrue. music can be whatever you friggin' want it to be! it's your life(don't you forget). music can even be a hat. and timeless just means that a piece of music doesn't know what time it is. unless it's a cuckoo clock. or a church bell. or a nokia cellphone. music isn't supposed to be anything you think it is. hah! what a weird empty unimaginative world some people must live in!

scott seward, Monday, 3 November 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Eh, I guess yr right, Scott. I just get sick of people making sweeping dumb statements like "music is supposed to be _____."

Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Melodic?

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

i understand. when people make those sweeping statements and they repeat them like a mantra(and it's just something they heard repeated a thousand times somewhere else anyway) it usually means that they are afraid of opening up their ears to the infinite possibilities that sound offers. they are afraid of losing control. music and talking about music should never be like a dry church sermon. it should be like a beautiful hymn that is never sung the same way twice. i will never say these words again. and you should forget them right after you read them. in fact, forget i was ever here.

scott seward, Monday, 3 November 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Just found this.

Here's how the advertising rationale works: you say to advertisers that your 50-70k circulation on average each let 4 other people see it, so a readership of 250,000 is what the ad sales guy tries to sell the ad buyers. S/he compares ad price to others in his market (Q is 25/34) based on what competitors' media pack rate is (easily available info) and believe me, it costs more to buy a full page next to Britney than it does to buy it next to the reviews. The outside back cover ALWAYS costs the most. So if you've got 1k a page and then 10k for the OBC and say 7k for the inside covers and you're running 90 pages of content to 70 of adverts you've got 88k in ad revenues (but that'll go to 80 or 70 once the ad people take commission). Say your cover price is £3 - you'd get £1 after distributors have had their gouge. So add say 50k to your 88k and you have £125k in each month to pay for EVERYTHING.

I have to fly but basically it boils down to cost per reader compared with others' cost per reader, who you've got on the cover (LIARZONE) and how much brandsex can be had. A lot of ads in fashion mags (especially fledgeling ones) are 'free' ads, meaning they are not paid for but donated by brand managers. If the staff of a fashion mag really want to hate on their competitor they'll gossip at parties that their Prada and Miu Miu ads were free.

(reminds self to grab media pack from Edgy Style Mag)

suzy (suzy), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Is the phrase 'music isn't supposed to be anything you think it is' incompatible with the idea that it CAN be anything you want? I read it as a refutation of the idea that it SHOULD be timeless.

Ferg (Ferg), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

it is incompatible cuz if music isn't supposed to be anything you think it is then music isn't anything you think it is. which means it can't be anything that you think it is.it's simple, really.

scott seward, Monday, 3 November 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought he just meant it's not 'supposed' to be that for everyone. Just because Geir thinks music is supposed to be timeless doesn't mean everyone else has to assent to that. Like y'know, it CAN be whatever you want but that doesn't mean it's SUPPOSED to be.

Ferg (Ferg), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

The difference between Q and Mojo is that Q writes about recent artists while Mojo writes about artists from the past. Sure, those recent artists that Q cover are mainly white males with guitars, writing traditional verse/chorus oriented melodic music, but that's just because they make the best music. :-)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Geir for Pope!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)


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