OK they're getting the shit/cringey presenter action in early.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:09 (nine years ago)
Oh God, these presenters are a nightmare. What are those accents?
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:10 (nine years ago)
ukraine dude, keep up
― mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:11 (nine years ago)
unless you meant graham norton in which case no idea
this is like when rock profile did Shirley Bassey
― kinder, Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:17 (nine years ago)
(Poland)
Those aren't Ukrainian accents but some awful generic pan-European English with overly fastidious vowel sounds.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:20 (nine years ago)
eurovision began in 1956
― mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:23 (nine years ago)
NATHAN TRENT
― mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:24 (nine years ago)
White is the new black.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:25 (nine years ago)
Of the two overly-jolly folk-yodel efforts, Belarus is definitely the best.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:25 (nine years ago)
This Austrian entry sounds like the theme tune to a sitcom.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:25 (nine years ago)
The type of sitcom where the main character is played by an actor who also has a mid-level singing career.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:26 (nine years ago)
Armenia backing track sounds like something from the Residents' Mole Trilogy.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:30 (nine years ago)
except actually good, unlike anything the residents ever did
― mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:31 (nine years ago)
NED IS NEXT
As someone said on Twitter, the Netherlands sent all three women from the hair dye boxes.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:33 (nine years ago)
they are sisters so that is handy for the hair dye firm
― mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:35 (nine years ago)
Moldova - the return of epic sax guy.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:38 (nine years ago)
Second dancing violinist of the night.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:38 (nine years ago)
http://68.media.tumblr.com/6d1d4a175d4edd1722af61aa72d3aad7/tumblr_inline_no54u5smeL1s5x0ig_500.gif
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:40 (nine years ago)
(xp) Spoke too soon.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:42 (nine years ago)
moldova's entry is a fuckin banger
― The Patricia Routledge Meatspin Gif Has Made You Gay (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:54 (nine years ago)
A Little Schmilsson in Portugal.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:55 (nine years ago)
love the sound of sung Portuguese tbh
― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 May 2017 19:57 (nine years ago)
2017: year of the miming violinists
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:04 (nine years ago)
Go Compare need to sign the Croatian entry up for their next series of ads.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:05 (nine years ago)
Och no, they're there every year.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:07 (nine years ago)
hungarians and croatians weren't miming
― mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:09 (nine years ago)
They're much more prominent this year, often standing right in front of the singer at the end of the song. I'm waiting for the entry where the violinist pops into the picture from the bottom, right up close to the camera.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:10 (nine years ago)
at least they weren't in the semis i wasn't watching just now
― mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:10 (nine years ago)
oh green room wonk..."everybody cheer!" <silence>
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:11 (nine years ago)
Oh god, here we go.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:18 (nine years ago)
Spain easily the worst so far
― i know kore-eda (or something), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:19 (nine years ago)
this is the worstbackground looks like a Catchphrase question
xp lol
― kinder, Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:20 (nine years ago)
Brexit can't come fast enough
Spain's entry wasn't good but it wasn't terrible either. But so far nothing has really stood out. It's all a bit X Factor-y and safe.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:22 (nine years ago)
Norway's verses are good but then the chorus is meh
― i know kore-eda (or something), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:24 (nine years ago)
hungary and azerbaijan are both good (and nothing like x factor)
― mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:25 (nine years ago)
hungary has a fkn gorgeous voice, azerbaijan is a goth menk
― mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:26 (nine years ago)
German song co-written by ex-Wimbledon manager, Dave Bassett, it would appear.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:42 (nine years ago)
Germany covering Firework here, didn't know that was allowed
― i know kore-eda (or something), Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:42 (nine years ago)
lol thought Germany was a titanium rip tbh
― nxd, Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:56 (nine years ago)
I liked Belgium a lot.This Swedish Timberlake is bearable.
― willem, Saturday, 13 May 2017 20:59 (nine years ago)
Belgium are often good.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:00 (nine years ago)
where's all the crazy shit? Is it all getting knocked out in the semis these days?
― kinder, Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:03 (nine years ago)
there wasn't much this year, perhaps the world has sobered ppl up
― mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:08 (nine years ago)
be nice if a song where the singer didn't BELLOW did well
― mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:10 (nine years ago)
ie belgium
tho i am angry at all these CHILDREN
― mark s, Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:11 (nine years ago)