4. The difference between "rockism" and "poptimism" is not a matter of critical approach, which is nearly always too sophisticated to fall into either camp, but refers primarily to the tribal affinities of music listeners.
This is not how I've heard almost anyone use these terms, nor how they are primarily definedhere or even in the Sanneh. In all of these cases, people are mostly talking about critics, not about Wimmels's uncle.
― My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Friday, 12 May 2017 14:06 (nine years ago)
I think the name poptimism is itself very clever, and speaks to some sort of magpie aspect of poptimisms outlook, finding something recuperable out of the ruinous pop landscape of talent-show rejects, reality-stars vanity projects and novelty songs.
― plax (ico), Friday, 12 May 2017 14:08 (nine years ago)
Isn't "you MUST like this music" just a hallmark of bad music writing rather than of any particular ideological stance?
― Tim F, Friday, 12 May 2017 14:10 (nine years ago)
Why not both?
― pomenitul, Friday, 12 May 2017 14:10 (nine years ago)
it's pretty clearly just "bad writing is bad"
― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 May 2017 14:13 (nine years ago)
If you don’t like the new Beyoncé album, reevaluate what you want out of music, because she’s giving us the exact type of commitment we so often demand of our artists.
It's the final clause that makes it rockist
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 12 May 2017 14:15 (nine years ago)
― My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r)
honestly i mean no offence by this but the only people i've ever heard talk about rock critics are other rock critics.
― increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Friday, 12 May 2017 14:17 (nine years ago)
Isn't the entire article the confession of someone who feels forced to reevaluate what they want out of music so as not to appear out of touch with the Zeitgeist? Sounds ideological to me.
― pomenitul, Friday, 12 May 2017 14:17 (nine years ago)
I mean maybe my take on this is not right, I feel like "rockism" vs "poptimism" is not so much about whether guitars are involved, it's about whether you think "for a pop song to merit serious criticism we have to see it as a work of art produced by a genius who stands above their peers" vs "one way to think about pop songs is as massively multi-authored industrial products which we can admire and write criticism about just as we would a really fucking amazing toaster"
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 12 May 2017 14:18 (nine years ago)
Valuing or demanding authenticity, commitment, 'real talent', making statements, great works of art - none of these things began with rock music or rock criticism. At one time, they were often used against rock. If "rockism" means anything useful at all (which I have doubts about), it has to mean something more than this.
― My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Friday, 12 May 2017 14:18 (nine years ago)
And yes, that piece is also rockist in the broadest sense of the term.
― pomenitul, Friday, 12 May 2017 14:18 (nine years ago)
Sund4r OTM
― pomenitul, Friday, 12 May 2017 14:19 (nine years ago)
I'm not offended at all, especially given that I'm not a rock critic, but these are also the only people I've heard talk about rockism and poptimism.
― My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Friday, 12 May 2017 14:19 (nine years ago)
I think a trite confused term is fine for a quick summary dismissal of a trite confused attitude
― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 May 2017 14:19 (nine years ago)
Ha, I guess my last post is self-contradictory.
― My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Friday, 12 May 2017 14:21 (nine years ago)
the more might be this, sund4r: not those ideals so much as the the importing of all of those ideals into discussions of a pop form -- rock! -- which was most interesting because at first it seemed to it challenge or complicate or refuse them, for example
(it originally had the same relationship sexism had to sex, it wasn't anti-rock at all: just anti some ways of talking about it)
― mark s, Friday, 12 May 2017 14:22 (nine years ago)
If you don’t like the new Beyoncé album, reevaluate what you want out of music, because she’s giving us the exact type of commitment we so often demand of our artists.It's the final clause that makes it rockist
It's the word "we" in the final clause that makes it rockist! :)
― Tim, Friday, 12 May 2017 14:23 (nine years ago)
"rockism", as a derogatory term, seems to me an indictment of whatever the interlocutor feels are the toxic qualities of rock. which vary from person to person. so for instance i'm unimpressed with the singer-songwriter cult and rock's deification of the white male, but others may find different qualities, such as its embrace of "authenticity", to criticize.
it seems that a term which has never attained a generally-agreed-upon definition would be useless, but here we are.
― increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Friday, 12 May 2017 14:25 (nine years ago)
we will never agree on anything as we agreed on elvis. so i won't bother saying goodbye to his corpse. i will say goodbye to you
― mark s, Friday, 12 May 2017 14:26 (nine years ago)
― Tim
"is that the royal we or the schizophrenic we", my dad always used to say.
― increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Friday, 12 May 2017 14:26 (nine years ago)
elvis is dead?
― increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Friday, 12 May 2017 14:27 (nine years ago)
Every time this topic comes up it feels like a dialogue of the deaf. About music, no less.
― pomenitul, Friday, 12 May 2017 14:27 (nine years ago)
well at least it's not about architecture
― increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Friday, 12 May 2017 14:28 (nine years ago)
we will never agree on anything again than when we agreed that Elvis is dead.
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 May 2017 14:29 (nine years ago)
I think mark s is asking for something which might not exist: "well-written" pieces undermined by their rockism or poptimism.
Does anyone really mind a think piece steeped in rockist (or poptimist) that is thoughtful, nuanced, insightful (i.e. well-written) as regards its subject matter? I certainly don't. Rockism is often quite a useful frame for thinking about music if the writer/thinker writes well.
The issue for me back in the day was always that ideological slanting encouraged or at least permitted bad writing and gave it a platform so long as it was consistent with certain shared assumptions between the platform and its audience. I could still pull up any number of truly awful Pitchfork reviews of pop and dance albums from 1999 to 2001 if it was necessary - but they're not "well-written", they're intellectual lazy.
The main difference now perhaps is that clickbait culture encourages writers to be intellectually lazy about everything. So, yes, there's a lot of bad writing that looks like "poptimism", but I think the badness of the writing is symptomatic of a much bigger than problem than "so who ultimately won the rockism wars?"
― Tim F, Friday, 12 May 2017 14:30 (nine years ago)
The reason there is no good piece on this is because no human being who doesn't have an ILX account gives a shit about any of this, which is why every single piece has to begin with a Nolan Ryan fucking windup "IN 2004 ROCK CRITIC KELEFAH SANNEH SAID BEEP BOOP MEEP MOOP"
― Jay Elettronica Viva (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 12 May 2017 14:36 (nine years ago)
Never forget the time notoriously head-up-the-internet's-ass content sluice the Fader commissioned the worst infographic in the history of time for their take on poptimism
http://thefader-res.cloudinary.com/images/w_2400,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:best/poptimism-other-means_xobkl6/poptimism-kelefa-sanneh-interview.jpg
― Jay Elettronica Viva (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 12 May 2017 14:38 (nine years ago)
A 'shame' this subreddit no longer exists:
https://www.reddit.com/r/realmusicmasterrace/
― pomenitul, Friday, 12 May 2017 14:43 (nine years ago)
I think at least we can all agree that "Wimmels's uncle" should be adopted as a new synonym for "man on the street" "John Q Public" etc.
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 12 May 2017 14:44 (nine years ago)
Heh, I'm reminded of this Morton Feldman anecdote:
My teacher Stefan Wolpe was a Marxist and he felt my music was too esoteric at the time. And he had his studio on a proletarian street, on Fourteenth Street and Sixth Avenue. . . . He was on the second floor and we were looking out the window, and he said, "What about the man on the street?" At that moment . . . Jackson Pollock was crossing the street.
― pomenitul, Friday, 12 May 2017 14:48 (nine years ago)
lol
― imago, Friday, 12 May 2017 14:54 (nine years ago)
"The main difference now perhaps is that clickbait culture encourages writers to be intellectually lazy about everything."
^^^^^
Like the problem is that the imperative to create capital-C Content has forced critical writing (whether good or bad) to rub up against dipshitty SEO-baiting pieces that usually are barely worthy of Bustle, and that are drenched in celebrity-press breathlessness and cynical attempts to mimic whatever slang is big on the internet at that moment. This could be another effect of print's diminishment; lots of magazines ran both, but they were delinated by section (and even at times design). Now the flattening of Content and the way people source and surface news means that everything looks the same, so of course lowest-common-denominator stuff wins out, because it's easier to produce and has a higher ROI.
Also it really sucks that every music citation in that Wiki post upthread is from a piece written by a man, although I guess it also speaks to the overarching binary that results in this discussion inevitably tripping into a mud pit of at best unexamined, at worst bad-faith arguments nearly every time.
And finally I'm going to push back on Whiney upthread and say that poptimist critics shouldn't "ride for" the Chainsmokers et al, because that's just a perpetuation of the celeb-press ideal. But they should examine their music and take it seriously, and not shove off any surprising reactions they might have to their songs.
― maura, Friday, 12 May 2017 15:07 (nine years ago)
(Full disclosure: Whiney assigned me that two-star Chainsmokers review I wrote a few weeks back.)
I felt like this comment on the NYT John Mayer interview from a few weeks ago was a great indictment of the root causes of rockism:
"If he were a woman, someone would have told him already if he wants to stay popular, just shut up, sing and look pretty. That interviewers keep going to John Mayer for deep thoughts is perfect example of white male privilege. We don't expect deep thoughts from Britney Spears, Katy Perry, Usher, Selena Gomez. We expect to entertained. Interviewers need to stop trying to make John Mayer seem like a philosopher. Describe what he's wearing, what he ate for dinner, how he gets his hair to look so great. Would make for a better read."
Like think about how many shitty male artists get the "secret genius" pass, and how women who have similar worldviews are treated like ditzes. Etc.
― maura, Friday, 12 May 2017 15:11 (nine years ago)
But as long as men are framing the discussion it's going to be about how Beyoncé is actually an oppressor. Nice work if you can get it.
― maura, Friday, 12 May 2017 15:12 (nine years ago)
it'd require a lot of things:
- tackle this from the top down, not the bottom up. you are not going to improve music writing by endlessly haranguing freelancers who can't go to their landlord and say "sorry, I only have $150 in my bank account right now, but at least I'm not ruining poptimism."
get rid of executive cynicism, if that's even possible. get rid of editor cynicism, which is. the "deep thoughts" problem exists at the assigning level -- those Deep Thoughts Interviewers aren't "going to" major-label artists on their own volition, they were commissioned. (and in keeping with magazine writing byline distribution, those writers are usually male.) those Deep Thoughts Interviewers are then praise for being the deserving ones, writing about the deserving subjects.
meanwhile the Selena Gomez pieces are assigned to a bunch of 21-year-olds that the entire career advice industrial complex, if not their editors directly, are urging to believe in their own work, buy their own hype, don't be afraid to answer those calls for pitches about smart, incisive writing about pop music, et cetera. but of course nobody believes in their work, certainly expects nothing of it, crapshoot whether it's even edited, let alone edited for writing style or rhetorical clarity. getting out toward the more cynical end bad takes might even be encouraged, either because they bring in the clicks or because "it needed to be said, it doesn't have to be good" (I have actually heard this). then those writers are shat on endlessly, via twitter or via 2000-word Saul Austerlitz piece, about how bad they are and how much they are ruining, when they're reaching the low ceiling that was set for them.
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Friday, 12 May 2017 16:11 (nine years ago)
tl;dr: if you're putting shit on the menu, don't be surprised when people start developing a taste for shit
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Friday, 12 May 2017 16:13 (nine years ago)
look, if there's shit on the menu i'm still not ordering it, that would be crazy
― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 May 2017 16:17 (nine years ago)
I don't see you leaving the restaurant.
― Tim, Friday, 12 May 2017 16:32 (nine years ago)
(not that I am arguing that having the contempt up front is the solution; it didn't make me a better writer to be told that there was nothing wrong with pieces that there was clearly a lot wrong with, but it sure as shit didn't make me a better writer to be told I don't have a voice, there's no reason anyone would read my work over anyone else's. and don't bother trying to change that.
but, stay with me here, what if there was... not contempt)
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Friday, 12 May 2017 16:33 (nine years ago)
yeah, if the journalism industry wasn't largely populated by miserable sons-of-bitches whose self-loathing extends as far as everybody they work with things would be better. what's the enforcement mechanism? what makes this a policy rather than "wouldn't it be nice if people were nice?"
― increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Friday, 12 May 2017 16:42 (nine years ago)
never said this was enforceable, or doable really
― sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Friday, 12 May 2017 16:44 (nine years ago)
i don't like half the music writing i even agree w/sometimes because the nastiness and contempt extends into the pieces themselves...
― nomar, Friday, 12 May 2017 16:48 (nine years ago)
[halo]on RYM I only review my 5-star albums[/halo]
― imago, Friday, 12 May 2017 16:50 (nine years ago)
i mean maybe if journalism as a career wasn't precariat in perpetuum journalists wouldn't be constantly miserable?
― increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Friday, 12 May 2017 16:56 (nine years ago)
lol @ john mayer and him being a philosopher
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 12 May 2017 17:09 (nine years ago)
gis'd john mayer fans
http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/jm1__oPt.jpg
https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/john-mayer-300-4.jpg
yep makes sense
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 12 May 2017 17:12 (nine years ago)
HIS BODY IS A WONDERMAN
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 May 2017 17:16 (nine years ago)
welcome to the real world
she said to me
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 12 May 2017 17:21 (nine years ago)
this thread discussion has actually been good!!
― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Friday, 12 May 2017 18:28 (nine years ago)