https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/Gimme_Some_Neck_-_Ron_Wood.jpg
Ron Wood - Gimme Some Neck
lame dadjoke title and an album cover done by a beach resort tourist vendor who spells out your name with photographs
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 16:21 (seven years ago) link
The Stanky Brown Group, "If the Lights Don't Get You the Helots Will" (yep, no idea either)
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71vizckUorL._SL1032_.jpg
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 21:53 (seven years ago) link
Mel Deacon - It's been a privilege
http://www.bobego.com/It
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 02:15 (seven years ago) link
The Stankey Brown Band.... That's quite a band name
― I got da Midas touch as you fucking were LG x (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 02:28 (seven years ago) link
The helots (/ˈhɛləts, ˈhiːləts/; Ancient Greek: εἵλωτες, heílotes) were a subjugated population group that formed the main population of Laconia and Messenia, the territory controlled by Sparta. Their exact status was already disputed in antiquity: according to Critias, they were "slaves to the utmost",[1] whereas according to Pollux, they occupied a status "between free men and slaves".[2] Tied to the land, they primarily worked in agriculture as a majority and economically supported the Spartan citizens.
― I got da Midas touch as you fucking were LG x (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 02:29 (seven years ago) link
That doesn't make the album title make anymore sense though
― I got da Midas touch as you fucking were LG x (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 02:30 (seven years ago) link
Reading up on Stanky Brown, they were on Sire same time as the Ramones but to me they look like a band that would have played similar circuit to something like Southside Johnny. I'm going to have to go to Youtube and see what they actually sound like.
― earlnash, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 02:55 (seven years ago) link
Can't believe we never made our way to "Gimme Some Neck"!
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 03:55 (seven years ago) link
Ronnie was on a roll--The followup, his fourth album, was called...wait for it...1234
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 04:27 (seven years ago) link
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a280/HansHolbein/loggins_zpshvfqhcp1.jpg
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 04:37 (seven years ago) link
Whenever I see this thread has bubbled up to the top and there are new posts, it's a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.
― the_ecuador_three, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 09:22 (seven years ago) link
^^^ title of obscure Ray Davies / Morris Day collab LP.
― nickn, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 17:12 (seven years ago) link
https://img.discogs.com/Le_r6xXt115-HfUjrGTkrcIH9sA=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/R-1636591-1235641016.jpeg.jpg
Chris Rea - Whatever Happened to Benny Santini? (1978)
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 May 2017 00:51 (seven years ago) link
A sampling of the career of Charlie Musselwhite may be of interest here also - - - no classics of the form as such, and from what I can gather he may actually be an important or at least rather well-liked blues musician. Nonetheless he carried the torch for genially lame titles across several decades, and if Wiki is to be trusted, at least fourteen record labels.
https://img.discogs.com/MClA41kIYtDeyHVzm0SIvcUYy98=/fit-in/400x387/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2577887-1296308414.jpeg.jpg
Leave The Blues To Us (1975)
https://img.discogs.com/LeqhJcABJ6XJ7_9zV57yggTE0iA=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/R-2169042-1267738327.jpeg.jpg
Times Gettin' Tougher Than Tough (1978)
http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0001/756/MI0001756120.jpg?partner=allrovi.com
Where Have All The Good Times Gone? (1984)
http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0002/428/MI0002428813.jpg?partner=allrovi.com
Mellow-Dee (1986)
http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0002/209/MI0002209486.jpg?partner=allrovi.com
Ace of Harps (1990)
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61lsBMGmokL.jpg
Super Harps (1999 - with Sugar Ray Norcia, Billy Branch, and the late, legendary James Cotton!)
http://www.charliemusselwhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/CM_IAL.png
I Ain't Lyin'... (2015)
(Credit where it's due, 1967's Stand Back! Here Comes Charley Musselwhite's Southside Band and 1968's Stone Blues both have 100% killer covers, and a few others are at least darn good.)
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 May 2017 01:08 (seven years ago) link
Meanwhile, some other finds from today's browsing:
https://img.discogs.com/rC0fFmLltPyxeeh5NdROlisWrpw=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-720302-1321634247.jpeg.jpg
http://img.cdandlp.com/2012/07/imgL/115428939.jpg
Eddie Drennon & the B.B.S. Unlimited - Would You Dance To My Music? (1977); It Don't Mean A Thing (1978)
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/Penguin_%28album%29.jpg
Fleetwood Mac - Penguin (1973)
https://img.discogs.com/2Hc9imMfQm22RkFNmlc5cvEm4bg=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2900957-1418634069-8380.jpeg.jpg
Wireless - Positively Human, Relatively Sane (1979)
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 May 2017 01:19 (seven years ago) link
And finally, a quick tour of blues-rock survivors The Groundhogs:
https://img.discogs.com/cB5LGYi-QkfB9wwHkDyGAo8dbY8=/fit-in/500x490/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1971943-1255899297.jpeg.jpg
Scratching the Surface (1968)
https://img.discogs.com/5MX98CizImck9Ys_nDvS0a1-XOQ=/fit-in/412x425/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1337008-1288285275.jpeg.jpg
Blues Obituary (1969)
https://img.discogs.com/eceDCOWBhluYxHMMPThmWXM6K3A=/fit-in/600x598/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1335901-1464796019-9946.jpeg.jpg
Thank Christ For The Bomb (1970)
https://img.discogs.com/Hbb5JAYabkDRZyJU_FxYJyoX7GM=/fit-in/600x599/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1391310-1215632057.jpeg.jpg
Who Will Save The World? The Mighty Groundhogs (1972) <<<< the comic book continues with an awesome gatefold and further unfoldings, rules pretty hard tbh
https://img.discogs.com/CmSVRtOACgIzacrR1D8nFCsQ-Pw=/fit-in/496x496/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-717253-1264674678.jpeg.jpg
Hogwash (1972)
https://img.discogs.com/_iAPJHtuFzGWXb2fN5wkKd1dm8Y=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1337037-1440006610-5674.jpeg.jpg
Crosscut Saw (1976)
https://img.discogs.com/tgTH4s_WjUia7B8A16qyA8HKrJU=/fit-in/600x599/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2373737-1352037050-9433.jpeg.jpg
Hoggin The Stage (1984)
http://i1329.photobucket.com/albums/w555/richdfrost/2374_zpsa0f0c21b.jpg
Razor's Edge (1985)
https://img.discogs.com/cWwN4dbTGIjAsN9tOrPFq6fzC4I=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2373754-1280319562.jpeg.jpg
Hogs On The Road (1988)
https://img.discogs.com/58MB3pVOhaFkvSy5hqtzfLE9jdg=/fit-in/377x377/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2192605-1375865589-1013.jpeg.jpg
Flight No. 5 To Houston (1989)
Groundhog Night (1993)
Hogs In Wolf's Clothing (1998)
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 May 2017 01:36 (seven years ago) link
hmmm trying again on those last two:
https://img.discogs.com/LL0clrFHWLYhBo6_jy7cniyzsc0=/fit-in/600x604/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-3808088-1345217642-5043.jpeg.jpg
https://img.discogs.com/PCSuLol1V0Iq68HsiqONQaB3sW8=/fit-in/600x588/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5902999-1407786573-7654.jpeg.jpg
ahhh who am i kidding, i'm totally going back tomorrow to check the price on "who will save the world? the mighty groundhogs."
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 May 2017 01:39 (seven years ago) link
^^Artwork by Neal Adams
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/de/Green_lantern_85.jpg
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 6 May 2017 01:50 (seven years ago) link
now wishing that imago were a stan for the groundhogs rather than cardiacs
― mookieproof, Saturday, 6 May 2017 01:53 (seven years ago) link
Checking it out, Stanky Brown's 'Coal Town' did have a bit of Southside Johnny in the sound with the overdubbed horns. Their records are really honed down and got that 70s soft dullness in the production trough and through. You can see the producer or label saying "can you make it softer sounding". I bet they were much better live.
I got to go check out Eddie Drennon and Wireless now to see what they sound like.
― earlnash, Saturday, 6 May 2017 03:33 (seven years ago) link
I was mistakenly sent the MP3s for a Groundhogs boxed set I never purchased the physical version of - score!
― 誤訳侮辱, Thursday, June 27, 2013 1:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you must have said to yourself 'thank christ for the boob'
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Thursday, June 27, 2013 1:13 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 May 2017 05:59 (seven years ago) link
kinda mad at myself for mistakenly adding that question mark to the end of "Would You Dance To My Music"
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 May 2017 06:01 (seven years ago) link
None of those Groundhog albums belong here. Crosscut Saw would, but only for the cover. "Hogging the Stage" has the title but is excused for a cool cover and, like "Hogs on the Road" being way too late.
― everything, Saturday, 6 May 2017 06:45 (seven years ago) link
the stanky brown facebook page is a lot of fun. it seems to be run by a number of ex-members.
https://www.facebook.com/TheStankyBrownGroup/
there's this gem:
https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14264057_525569300970026_2034445894038059772_n.jpg?oh=cc509b3a4eafdb42072d32c931f40011&oe=597E9EA7
― budo jeru, Saturday, 6 May 2017 07:33 (seven years ago) link
great stuff, DC
― niels, Saturday, 6 May 2017 08:31 (seven years ago) link
aw man c'mon! i'll allow that some of those, like "Thank Christ For The Bomb," might just be plain old titles or even cool titles maybe, but really - - - "Scratching The Surface," "Hogwash," all the live "Hog" gags, and "Razor's Edge" with a guitar being dragged across a razor??
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 May 2017 14:33 (seven years ago) link
http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0001/577/MI0001577180.jpg?partner=allrovi.com
Junior Wells: On Tap
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 12 May 2017 18:58 (seven years ago) link
This might have been up already. From 1979, Sea Level, "Long Walk On A Short Pier"
https://www.dustygroove.com/images/products/s/sealevel~~~_longwalko_101b.jpg
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Friday, 19 May 2017 09:51 (seven years ago) link
*Bonneville, "Here and Dare" (1978)
https://e.snmc.io/lk/l/l/e57dd82bf3688aebf3c77968b399910c/2291427.jpg
(*can you imagine thinking this would make a good album title?)
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Friday, 19 May 2017 09:54 (seven years ago) link
And let's not forget that the band Sea Level was formed by ex-Allman Brothers keyboardist C. ('Chuck') Leavell.
― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 20 May 2017 05:28 (seven years ago) link
Nothing wrong with the album title but check the cover, complete with phallic guitar case...
http://www.alexgitlin.com/npp/bparrish.jpg
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 09:31 (seven years ago) link
Feel like this must have been posted before but 2000 messages is a lot to check.
https://e.snmc.io/lk/f/l/b205f714bd1e155d0f3c19f307ca7227/1581142.jpg
― Mud... Jam... Failure... (aldo), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 09:45 (seven years ago) link
David Snell, "Harp Transplant". Nice work by the design department too...
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rOpmBvx6UQQ/UA_S4q6rtpI/AAAAAAAADp8/gVav29YThlE/s1600/ds+1.JPG
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 May 2017 14:11 (seven years ago) link
nice one, I bet Joanna Newsom is bummed she didn't get to that one first
― Moodles, Saturday, 27 May 2017 14:20 (seven years ago) link
this is a 70s Island Records sampler:
https://images-eu.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41dNoykFo6L._SR600%2C315_PIWhiteStrip%2CBottomLeft%2C0%2C35_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
― del esdichado (NickB), Saturday, 27 May 2017 16:02 (seven years ago) link
Don't know if this belongs here, but it's quite something:
https://img.discogs.com/iDxj_J5G-Xu3Itm8PDVbIwGjmfo=/fit-in/600x590/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-503920-1428684494-1639.jpeg.jpg
― Dan Worsley, Saturday, 27 May 2017 16:59 (seven years ago) link
whatever they were going for there it pisses me off
― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 27 May 2017 17:00 (seven years ago) link
not even going to look up the covers for Birth Control's many other awful titles, including Operation, Rebirth, Backdoor Possibilities, Rock On Brain, Believe In The Pill, and Knock Knock!! Who's There?.
― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 27 May 2017 17:04 (seven years ago) link
"Believe in the Pill" has a foetus in a dustbin, from memory.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 May 2017 17:06 (seven years ago) link
Absolutely everything about that band was terrible.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 May 2017 17:07 (seven years ago) link
Never heard of these guys, they definitely have some wacky looking records. Their record "Count on Dracula" cover looks like it could have been the prequel to Sabbaths "Born Again".
― earlnash, Saturday, 27 May 2017 23:23 (seven years ago) link
That's horrifying wow
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 27 May 2017 23:36 (seven years ago) link
Holy shit I just looked up their other covers
Unreal
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 27 May 2017 23:38 (seven years ago) link
Does Dan Auerbach's new "Waiting on a Song" count?
― LimbsKing, Thursday, 1 June 2017 14:33 (seven years ago) link
If the album cover is Dan sitting at bus stop made of musical notes
― President Keyes, Thursday, 1 June 2017 14:44 (seven years ago) link
Infinite Content needs a dishonorable mention in here just for being a lazy as fuck album title
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:32 (seven years ago) link
ok so that album is called Everything Now which is even lazier
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:13 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/UTsaEKW.jpg?1
The joke here is that her middle finger's raised a little bit, right? Like when kids hold up three fingers and say "read between the lines."
― the evening redness at the injection site (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 4 June 2017 10:21 (seven years ago) link
Kursaal Flyers, "Chocs Away!" (1975)
http://skullrecords.de/images/product_images/original_images/kursaal_flyers-chocs_away-lp.jpg
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Monday, 12 June 2017 18:23 (seven years ago) link