Worst ever festival line up?

optimo 20th anniversary lineup:

Confirmed to play (in alphabetical order)
ADULT. - (USA LIVE)
Apeiron Crew (DNK)
Aurora Halal (USA-LIVE)
Avalon Emerson (USA)
Becky Marshall (SCOTLAND)
Black Madonna (USA)
Ben UFO (ENG)
Carla Dal Forno (AUSTRALIA LIVE)
Equirnonn (JAMAICA LIVE)
Errorsmith (DEU-LIVE)
Happy Meals (SCO-LIVE)
KING AYISOBA (GHA - LIVE)
K-X-P (FIN-LIVE)
Midland (ENG)
MISS RED + The Bug (ENG - LIVE)
Nurse With Would (OUTER SPACE LIVE)
Optimo (Espacio) (SCO)
Sal P (USA)
Sofay (SCO)

(not to imply for a second this is a bad lineup!! but cause we seems to be talking about 2017 fests here. this is one of the most insane lineups i've ever seen.)

counterflows looks amazing as well. time to try glasgow more.

that looks mint. planned to see King Ayisoba last week but he+band were delayed getting into the UK cos if visa issues aiui

lol @ nww hailing from outer space

Nurse With Would

http://www.beardedtheory.co.uk/line-up

Friday
SKUNK ANANSIE & SLAVES
THE ALARM
FEROCIOUS DOG
JAYA THE CAT
FLIGHT BRIGADE
Faerground Accidents

Saturday
SEASICK STEVE
NEW MODEL ARMY
Alabama 3
AFRICAN HEAD CHARGE
Anti-Pasti
Skippinish
Josh Doyle
THE MOCKING JAYS

Sunday
MADNESS
VINTAGE TROUBLE
GLASVEGAS
SUGAR HILL GANG & FURIOUS FIVE
THE SELECTER
Nucleus Roots
GOLDBLADE
Smiling Ivy

https://www.moonstock2017.com/moonstock-2017-lineup

though ozzy performing during the eclipse kinda sounds cool

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FRIDAY:
• CHINO XL AND RAMA DUKE 4:00 PM
• BATTLE OF THE BANDS WINNER 4:15 PM
• STATE OF MINE 4:50 PM
• RECLAIM THE SKY 5:35 PM
• DJ JOSH TODD OF BUCKCHERRY 6:20 PM
• NEVER SAY DIE 6:55 PM
• 9ELECTRIC 7:40 PM
• DJ LETHAL FROM LIMP BIZKIT – HOUSE OF PAIN 8:25 PM
• ALIEN ANT FARM 9:00 PM
• BUCKCHERRY 10:30 PM
SATURDAY:
• BEHIND THE FALLEN 3:15 PM
• QUOR 4:00 PM
• SILENT THEORY 4:45 PM
• VYCES 5:30 PM
• ARTIFAS 6:15 PM
• AMERICAN GRIM 7:00 PM
• SHALLOW SIDE 7:45 PM
• ADELITAS WAY 9:00 PM
• ART OF ANARCHY 10:30 PM
SUNDAY:
• THE BROKEN THUMBS 2:00 PM
• LOLA BLACK 2:45 PM
• ALIVE IN BARCELONA 3:30 PM
• BLACKLITE DISTRICT 4:15 PM
• ANOTHER LOST YEAR 5:00 PM
• BOBAFLEX 6:00 PM
• EVE TO ADAM 7:30 PM
• TRAPT 9:00 PM
• SICKPUPPIES 10:30 PM

that festival should practically be in BBS font

lol sick puppies

art of anarchy now has scott stapp on vocals

Speaking of Scott Stapp...

http://www.vanyaland.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Make-America-Rock-Again.jpg

will probably be a mushroom cloud of Aqua Velva

Saw this advertised in the paper today. Aside from the headliners, bits of Saturday are salvageable, but not Sunday.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBzpSy7XcAEhkYV.jpg

IMO!

de la soul and steve mason (no idea what his more recent music is like) and then no thanks

(and actually I've seen de la soul at a festival before and it wasn't that great a show)

somehow I find "John Lewis Food Village" provides the grimmest lol

"Food? Yeah there's a Waitrose round the corner"

Now.

I'm not saying this is the worst festival, right?

Because this is the "Worst festival lineup" thread. Which is a different thing.

so:

Bluesfest returns to The O2 with
some of the world’s leading
blues-inspired artists. Chic feat
Nile Rodgers headline the Friday
night and Daryl Hall & John Oates plus very special guest Chris Isaak will play the Saturday.3

Now.

YGM?

every artist on that list rules. Steely Dan and Doobie Brothers are also playing. RULES.

As I say.

But: Bluesfest?

Hope And Glory fest mentioned upthread has gone totally tits up
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/live-hope-glory-festival-latest-13438301

this "cancelling festivals the day of" seems to be a new, innovative trend

Postponed until 1970 apparently

Usually these take the cake:

http://www.bottlerocknapavalley.com/

ROCK N' FUCKIN' ROLL

the Shiraz and Roll circuit

No line-up yet, and not sure just how much music there will be, but worth keeping an eye on for this thread: Conservatives to hold one-day festival after response to Jeremy Corbyn’s Glastonbury appearance

Mid Norfolk MP George Freeman is credited with the idea, the aim of which is said to be increasing the party’s grassroots support.

[...]

Now, the Financial Times reports he has raised £25,000 for the event, which will be held in September. Freeman said he had also had “some wonderful offers of help of sponsorship and venues” and the idea for a right wing festival “seems to have struck a chord”.

He likened the one-day festival to a “cross between Hay-on-Wye and the Latitude festival” and described it as a reaction to the “increasingly corporate, expensive and exclusive” Tory party conference.

Freeman’s event will be invitation-only, with only between 150 to 200 people to attend. He said it would be like a “first rave, you’ll remember who you brought.”

“Aim isn’t Glastonbury (!) More like grassroots #PoliticsFest: Big Tent. Philosophy. Culture,” he added on Twitter.

Emphasis mine etc. etc.

Rumoured line-up

http://i.imgur.com/dtuZR3c.jpg

Kate Bush is a conservative bastard?

Sadly, it seems that way (recent-ish interviews)

She thinks Theresa May is great

was not expecting this sad news when clicking on this thread

You could probably add Laura Marling to the bill, and Alex James of course. And might as well invite all the Blairite riff raff to this do as well, get fucking Lineker in there DJ'ing with Dan Hodges.

It would not surprise me that Laura Marling is a tory. Has she said as much?

It would be even less surprising than Kate Bush, cos Marling is the daughter of a baronet rather than a doctor. Or does that work the other way round? Fuck knows. My only evidence is that Marcello once referred to her as a "Tory twat".

The one time I had to endure her live show she came across as stuck up and self-involved, so I guess there was always that

I'd assumed that the thread had been revived to talk about Wilderness ...

http://i.imgur.com/UVK45mc.jpg

the sponsor banner at the bottom is amazing

£60's a lot for a quieter bar and different toilets

It is very reassuring that you can purchase Soylent Green Yeoman's Mash Pots at so many familiar and easily accessible discount stores.

love mash love mash pot

PARTYBABY

Would go to that. Incidentally, do you know S Club are now S Club 3?

My only evidence is that Marcello once referred to her as a "Tory twat".

Who hasn't Marcello referred to as a Tory twat? He probably says it to himself in the mirror in the mornings.

who actually is "tony roberts (as seen at NTAF 2016)"?

presumably not the actor who starred in several early woody allen movies

What the fuck is a Yeoman Mash Pot

I mean, I googled it, but