Rolling Worst Music of 2017

Nope.

Otoh, "I'm watching porn in my hotel dressing gown" is v Rolling Worst Music 2002.

(picture of Trump in bathrobe)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRhZFNHrT6c

Bryson Morris sings that song / so i don't even bother

I like that he has braces.

Dare I stick my head out and admit that I sort of like the Katy Perry song, just a bit put off by the rubbish lyrics and scansion

I cannot get past that Cocorosie/ANHONI song

The best thing that I will say about that Perry song is that, after hearing it maybe twice, it doesn't actively annoy me in any way. Other than that, I can't right now recall a single thing about it.

Filed under "Machine-gunning fish in a barrel":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hlSgENWCcU

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/dcmovies/images/b/ba/1966_Batsignal.jpg/revision/latest%3Fcb%3D20120909125345

Jessie Ware co-wrote this. I'm horrified

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwzD8U4u76k

Go fuck yourself, Ed.

wow, fuck this guy so much

Gross

I know you're lonely
Please remember you're still free
To make the choice and leave
Don't call me up, you need to show me

another very strong contender indeed

"New Man" is bad but "Galway Girl" is jaw-droppingly awful - terrible lyrics, too many words for its melody, awful performance, patronising sentiment, kill it with fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL-WVjvzu34

i think ed wants to fuck the new man tbh

I guess there had to be a first time that someone rhymed "asshole bleached" with "every single Ministry CD". The guy they're describing doesn't really sound like your average Ministry fan though.

blu ray
true say

So the Ed Sheeran album is definitely the worst album of the year? Or is Sun Kil Moon still the one to beat?

Some brief moments on the Koz record are at least legitimately funny. Then again, it's also 7,000 years long.

and he has yet to sully the good name of Jessie Ware

So the Ed Sheeran album is definitely the worst album of the year? Or is Sun Kil Moon still the one to beat?

― Frederik B, Tuesday, March 7, 2017 8:36 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Didn't you say the new SKM "is the most I've ever liked Mark Kozelek"?

That's a low bar, and I'd only made it through three tracks at that point...

But the sad truth is probably that I'd prefer abysmal failure to competent and boring... I also kinda like the first Sheeran single, am fascinated by the rest.

🤷 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Highly insulting in regards to the first 3 SKM records! Though not sure if you've ever tried them.

youtube is currently having a spirited debate over a) whether there is in fact a bar on grafton street b) whether he meant a cross street c) whether there just USED to be a bar because omg it's about his parents omg so sweet d) whether it doesn't matter because ed's songwriting simply cannot be contained by such matters as facts

...the...song...title.

Just, no.

https://soundcloud.com/thehernies/padawan-of-your-love

Also the more I think about it, doesn't the song title basically mean the equivalent of "Hi, I'm the little kid you used to babysit and I'm all grown up now I think and I wanna do you. I hate sand."

The Stargate single features Sia and P!nk imitating Sia and is very insipid and leans towards the "self-parody" side of the predictability spectrum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08qA-Uy-hmk

I still have no idea how Sia is a pop star.

wow this is traaaash.

woooow

I don't mind Sia overall, but whoever first said "Sia doesn't do metaphor" ruined my ability to listen to her lyrics without giggling

also, what if this song is her attempt to do metaphor and... it's just one bad metaphor they keep repeating as a chorus

https://youtu.be/jjM4f-Er8W0

fuck that, need the full effect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjM4f-Er8W0

Fuck that Sia track is awful, it's been all downhill since "1000 Forms of Fear" (her last semi decent album)

atlas pain look like the house band for the house party i never want to be invited to

https://youtu.be/UuOMrutUlMM?t=15s

ahaha

If that Atlas Pain song had clean vocals instead of rote "extreme" vocals it would be halfway decent. But then it would be a power metal song, and those are outlawed in America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM6JaovnPsc

:o

that wouldn't have even flown in 2001 when it seemed like any idiot with a synthesizer and a dirty mouth could get a record deal

Of course, any time a white rapper takes a comedic approach to hip-hop (especially with racially charged lyrics), it's easy to see it as a white dude making fun of rap music—and potentially black culture in general.

This has happened with Riff Raff, Lil Dicky, and others. As Miller’s profile grows, skepticism is being thrown in his direction as well.

As soon as I bring up the topic, his voice takes on a serious tone.

“I fuckin' love rap music,” Miller responds. “All kinds, all sorts. It's not my intention to make fun of rap music. Some songs are lighthearted parodies of today's rap culture, for sure. But I don't want people to make the mistake thinking that I'm hostile or aggressively making a fool out of rap culture. It's just a light parody."

wtf

"a light parody"
light...
light?

ahhh, white

how does this shit get 15 million views

normie shitheads eat what they're given

some men just want to watch the world burn

I don't know what a JMSN is, but this is some garbage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrWVngO2gu8

That’s the only worst-songs-of-the-year list from a major publication this year? Come on, ILM writers, you can do better than that! Where’s Whiney?

EW’s five worst songs of the year:
5. Katy Perry, “Into Me You See”
4. Post Malone feat. 21 Savage, “Rockstar”
3. The Chainsmokers, “Break Up Every Night”
2. DJ Khaled feat. Chance the Rapper, “I Love You So Much”
1. Bhad Bhabie, “These Heaux”

Five worst albums:
5. Prophets of Rage
4. Lil Yachty, Teenage Emotions
3. The Chainsmokers, Memories... Do Not Open
2. Kid Rock, Sweet Southern Sugar
1. Chris Brown, Heartbreak on a Full Moon

kind of a layup there tbh

time puts post malone at #1:

http://time.com/5048308/top-10-worst-songs-2017/

esquire brings in taylor swift’s powerpoint presentation

http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/music/g14470314/worst-songs-of-2017/

not linking uproxx’s because it was poorly written trash

young & menace is kind of amazing

it is! easy to hate though

"bhad bhabie" isn't really any worse that a dozen other people doing similar work; picking on her seems unimaginative

if you want to be galaxy brain cynical you will likely not piss off any advertisers by shitting on bhad bhabie

anyone who didn’t have qveen herby on their list didn’t plumb the depths enough

I know 2017 is over, but I'm still plowing through 2017 year-end playlists and just came across this ghastly thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtVFTuIZFYU