THE 1000 UK NUMBER ONE POLL - RESULTS

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The next one might surprise you.

But first... a toilet break. (I don't have Wes's bladder control. It's a middle aged thing.)

mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm liking the excerpts from the lyrics! Great stuff!

Jole, Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/colinohara/gingerone.jpg

oh my sides!

jed_ (jed), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Toilet break! It's like a tennis match!

Lyric excerpts lovely too.

The Lex (The Lex), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

For some unfathomable reason I keep scrolling up to the All Saints image

Bumfluff, Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

54. Telstar - The Tornados (14/10/62)
287 points, 8 votes

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Lest we forget, this is Margaret Thatcher's favourite pop record of ALL TIME.

mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought this would be higher :-(

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Speaking of songs which you thought might be higher...

53. Toxic - Britney Spears (13/03/04)
291 points, 15 votes

It's getting late to give it up, I took a sip from my devil's cup, slowly it's taking over me...

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For the first half of the voting, this looked like it was going to miss the Top 100 completely. Note the higher number of voters (15)... the highest vote that this received was #13.

mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

52. Voodoo Chile - Jimi Hendrix Experience (21/11/70)
297 points, 9

Well, I stand up next to a mountain, and I chop it down with the edge of my hand...

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:41 (nineteen years ago) link

51. It's Over - Roy Orbison (25/06/64)
297 points, 12 votes

All the rainbows in the sky start to weep then say goodbye, you won’t be seeing rainbows anymore...

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link

...and we're halfway through. Any predictions?

mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Sorry I'm late. Ooooh, just in time for the top 50. "It's Over" at 51? Bastards!

noodle vague (noodle vague), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:44 (nineteen years ago) link

50. Like A Prayer - Madonna (25/03/89)
298 points, 14 votes

Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone, I hear you call my name, and it feels like home...

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Wow, I put "Like A Prayer" 50th too.

noodle vague (noodle vague), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

49. Tears Of A Clown - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles (12/09/70)
300 points, 11 votes

Now if there's a smile upon my face it's only there trying to fool the public, but when it comes down to fooling you, now honey that's quite a different subject...

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link

48. Ashes To Ashes - David Bowie (23/08/80)
307 points, 11 votes

I've heard a rumour from Ground Control, oh no, don't say it's true...

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Like a Prayer no. 50, fuck. Moderator delete my predictions, I now haven't a fog as to what's going to end in the top 10.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:47 (nineteen years ago) link

47. Firestarter - The Prodigy (30/03/96)
309 points, 10 votes

I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated, yeah I'm the bait you tasted, well intoxicated...

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:48 (nineteen years ago) link

"Ignition (Remix)" for #1? It could well happen! [And I'd be pleased, natch.] It's quite an ILM-ish song.

Thomas Inskeep (submeat), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:50 (nineteen years ago) link

46. Ticket To Ride - The Beatles (22/04/65)
314 points, 12 votes

She said that living with me was bringing her down, yeah; she would never be free when I was around...

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Their EIGHTH.... where will it END?

mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh... just noticed this concurrent live discussion thread... cool...

mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:51 (nineteen years ago) link

If "Bohemian Rhapsody" is on this chart now, I keel peeple.

noodle vague (noodle vague), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

45 Your Woman - White Town 25/01/97
316 points, 11 votes

So much for all your highbrow Marxist ways, just use me up and then you walk away...

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

44. Stan - Eminem (16/12/00)
317 points, 13 votes

I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan, I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam, I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man...

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

43. Sunny Afternoon - The Kinks (07/07/66)
327 points, 13 votes

My girlfriend's run off with my car and gone back to her ma and pa, telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty...

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link

42. 3AM Eternal - The KLF featuring Children of the Revolution (02/02/91)
329 points, 14 votes

Sample city, through Trancentral, basic face kick, elemental, swings, brings new technology, with K the L the F and the ology...

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link

41. Jumpin' Jack Flash - The Rolling Stones (19/06/68)
334 points, 14 votes

I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag, I was schooled with a strap right across my back, but it's all right now, in fact it's a gas...

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link

40. Come On Eileen - Dexy's Midnight Runners (07/08/82)
341 points, 13 votes

With you in that dress my thoughts I confess verge on dirty...

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, that's right, every fucking #1 Eminem single's in the top 50, then...

Thomas Inskeep (submeat), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:59 (nineteen years ago) link

39. Metal Guru - T.Rex (20/05/72)
343 points, 11 votes

Metal Guru, has it been just like a silver studded sabre tooth dream?

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:00 (nineteen years ago) link

38. Brass In Pocket - The Pretenders (19/01/80)
350 points, 12 votes

Got motion, restrained emotion, been driving, Detroit leaning, no reason, just seems so pleasing, gonna make you, make you, make you notice...

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:00 (nineteen years ago) link

37. Space Oddity - David Bowie (08/11/75)
352 points, 13 votes

For here am I sitting in a tin can, far above the world; planet earth is blue, and there's nothing I can do...

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link

36. It's A Sin - The Pet Shop Boys (04/07/87)
360 points, 11 votes

At school they taught me how to be so pure of thought and word and deed; they didn't quite succeed...

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

35. The Winner Takes It All - Abba (09/08/80)
362 points, 11 votes

I've played all my cards and that's what you've done too, nothing more to say, no more ace to play...

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

34. Baby One More Time - Britney Spears (27/02/99)
363 points, 15 votes

My loneliness is killing me, and I must confess I still believe, when I'm not with you I lose my mind, give me a sign...

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link

33. Are Friends Electric? - Tubeway Army (30/06/79)
372 points, 12 votes

There's a man outside in a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette...

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Another one that stayed outside the 100 for ages before rallying in the second half. If there's any pattern, then I'd say that Pop Kids voted first, Boomers in the middle, then another clutch of Pop Kids towards the end.

mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:07 (nineteen years ago) link

"Band of Gold" and "Night Fever" for the Top 10.

noodle vague (noodle vague), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Brace yourselves...

32. Under Pressure - Queen & David Bowie (21/11/81)
379 points, 10 votes

Turned away from it all like a blind man, sat on a fence but it don't work, keep coming up with love but it's so slashed and torn, why, why, WHY...

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Of the 10 votes this received, 7 placed it in their Top 10.

mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Dammit, I wish I had voted.

Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Hmmm... most of the songs I'd predicted for the top ten have been and gone. Must be Ghost Town. Or I Feel Love.

davidsim (davidsim), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:11 (nineteen years ago) link

31. Make It Easy On Yourself - The Walker Brothers (23/09/65)
388 points, 15 votes

And if the way I hold you can't compare to his caress, no words of consolation will make me miss you less...

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Good showing for the Walker Brothers, whose other hit placed at #62.

mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:11 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost Queen/Bowie didn't see that coming.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:12 (nineteen years ago) link

...and... exhale. It's NOT Top 10!

30. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen (29/11/75, 21/12/91
)
398 points, 13 votes

He's just a poor boy from a poor family, spare him his life from this monstrosity...

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As the 1991 double A-side with "These Are The Days Of Our Lives" only polled one vote, I decided to combine the two, meaning that there was a total pool of 996 singles. (My Sweet Lord, Jailhouse Rock and One Night also made #1 twice apiece.)

mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:14 (nineteen years ago) link

29. Geno - Dexy's Midnight Runners (03/05/80)
400 points, 11 votes

And now just look at me as I'm looking down on you, no I'm not being flash, it's what I'm built to do...

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:15 (nineteen years ago) link

28. Freak Like Me - Sugababes (04/05/02)
400 points, 15 votes

Let me lay it on the line, I got a little freakiness inside, and you know that a man has gotta feel with it...

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Wow, "Geno" beat "Come on Eileen"?

Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:17 (nineteen years ago) link

27. Relax - Frankie Goes To Hollywood (28/01/84)
405 points, 17 votes

But shoot it in the right direction, make making it your intention...

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:17 (nineteen years ago) link

26. (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones (09/09/65)
417 points, 14 votes

When I'm drivin' in my car, and the man come on the radio, he's tellin' me more and more about some useless information, supposed to fire my imagination...

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:18 (nineteen years ago) link

25. All The Things She Said - Tatu (08/02/03)
428 points, 15 votes

And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed, they say it's my fault, but I want her so much...

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:20 (nineteen years ago) link

24. Paint It, Black - The Rolling Stones (26/05/66)
429 points, 15 votes

I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes, I have to turn my head until my darkness goes...

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mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link


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