We Didn't Start The Fire

maybe i meant it was hilariously bad ;)

I am getting dragged to see this muggins and an equally washed up English dwarf in "concert." Some of some 176 keys will be presumably be struck.

(too many "be"s)

"space monkey mafia" was totally robbed

I just cracked myself up singing the song in the order ILX voted it in. It gets clumsy occasionally (the climaxes aren't resolved without the chorus), but in terms of stupid shit to do while working from home? A+.

(The College Humor version, We Didn't Start The Flamewar, is moderately amusing, but mostly to all my buddies who were really into Joel the first time around.)

in some sense this song redeems the existence of billy joel

Does anyone have the lyrics for the cover by The Memories that was all about Irish football?

My friend was singing along to his song in the car last night but not really words, more like, 'muhna mnnhummm mnnhuh' sounds. But the thing was she was doing this along with the CHORUS, the rest of the song she didn't even try. God I love her.

'hmmm hummnah nnn-hmm hmm-nnnmmm
hmm..uh...world's been hmm-hmm'

If this thread had been revived last week, I'd have done a hell of a lot better on the Sporcle quiz.

Bacon, Reagan, Palestine

Chubby Checker, Psycho
Belgians in the Congo

http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/183/t14946378psycho.jpg

This was like my first favourite song.

Totally woukd've went with CHILDREN OF THALIDOMIDE

Rosenbergs, H Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom

^^ underrated

He needs to do a live 10-minute version of this with updated verses.

iPod, Britney Spears, Y2K chaos fears

Yeah but that would remove the Baby Boomer context that makes this song all the more loathsome.

Dyyl'n brrl'n bowl'n bowl'n

Diamondbacks, Anthrax, Interpol, Sniper Attacks

Iraq, Bush is back, Economy Sunk

Operation Dumbo Drop

Jackie Charlton, Eoin Hand
Johnny Giles, Ireland
Mick McCarthy, Stephen Staunton
Cascarino
Tony Galvin, Niall Quinn
Packie doesn't let em in
North of Ireland
South of Ireland
Only one can go

Paul McGrath, Back Four
Aldridge got another score
World Cup
English Clubs
Kevin Moran and the Dubs
European Championship
How can we forget the trip
Andy Townsend, Kevin Sheedy
Stapleton's a supersub

We're gonna start a fire
And when Rome is burning
there'll be no returning

We're gonna start a fire
We have Jack to mind us
and the fans behind us

Butragueño, Hungary
We scared the Dutch in Germany
Charlie Hurley, Liam Tuohy
Opel Invest
Ray Houghton, Liverpool
Ronnie Whelan's so cool
O'Leary in the Sunday World
Con is in the press

Stuttgart was no dream
now we have a winning team
Billy Bingham, Budapest
Man of Magic, Georgie Best
Eamon Dunphy writes it down
Dalymount to Landsdowne
English Football in a mess
Trouble on the Terraces

We're gonna start a fire
And when Rome is burning
there'll be no returning

We're gonna start a fire
We have Jack to mind us
and the fans behind us

Dasayev, Sócrates,
Maradona, Ardiles,
Puskás, Bessonov,
René van de Kerkhof,
Hamilton, Jim Magee,
Saint And Greavsie on TV,
Maradona, Hand of God
Brady should be in the Squad

Chris Morris, score draw
Don Givens, Denis Law,
Eusebio, Junior, Ronnie Whelan Senior
Pelé #10
We'll never see his like again
Goikoetxea's meaner
Champions, Argentina

We're gonna start a fire
And when Rome is burning
there'll be no returning

We're gonna start a fire
We have Jack to mind us
and the fans behind us

Netherlands, Egypt
England got a free trip
Pleaded, Seeded
Because of their supporters
Ruud Gullit might be out
Holland wouldn't have a shout
Hoddle and Waddle
Have they got the bottle?
We have England in the draw
And the Dutch like before
One thing that we're grateful for
We didn't get the Mafia

We're gonna start a fire
And when Rome is burning
there'll be no returning

We're gonna start a fire
We have Jack to mind us
and the fans behind us

Seeded in Sicily
Off the coast of Italy
6 hour boat trip
We can take the hardship
But the fans couldn't care
They can travel anywhere
No one else can match the sound
Our supporters bring around
June 11, English Game
We can do the trick again
Egypt next and then the Dutch
Its the second round for us
When we finally get to Rome
No one will be left at home
Aldridge is about to score
Listen to the Irish Roar

We're gonna start a fire
And when Rome is burning
there'll be no returning

We'll bring the Sam Maguire
We have Jack to mind us
and the fans behind us

^ The first single I ever bought btw.

What exactly is this fire anyway? Was it really caused in part by The King and I, Hoola Hoops, and Brooklyn having a winning team?

I always sort of wondered about this.

Yeah, I mean, if the premise of the song is "boomers weren't the first to fuck up the world, it goes back at least as far as Harry Truman" I guess I get that... but as my friend put it, "Why would you try to fight Chubby Checker?"

You know, the sound of the syllables is really great on this, and it could be a genuinely cool song if Joel had stuck closer to the premise: not saying we Boomers are any great shakes, but just to be clear, we got all rebellious because the world as delivered to us was already fucked up, divided and violent. Not a Forrest Gump "journey through the postwar decades!" history, but a preemptive strike against easy "Greatest Generation" valorization of the graying technocrats, warmongers and consumerist policymakers that set the terms of the postwar struggles and were still hanging around in positions of real power. It gets totally garbled up by including all these boomer-era pros and cons and/or pleasant bequests from older generations (is Buddy Holly really so destructive? Toscanini?), but then, it'd be hard to purge some of those rhymes once they'd made it in.

Easily one of the greatest songs of all time

How many people in 2014 remember (or ever knew) who Bernie Goetz is?

I do, but only thanks to that one Doonesbury storyline where Mike blunders into a media circus after a subway altercation.

http://i.imgur.com/qf0vb6S.jpg

Yesssss.....

https://twitter.com/BillyJoel_Bot

Even better because I found it by combing through my work twitter's RT's.

lol at yr previous revive

ILX Phrases That Stick In Your Mind

shit is this *chronological*? i had no idea.

It jumps back and forth a few years here and there, and sometimes confuses by invoking somebody's death date, but yeah.

ha clarity. that's why i never noticed.

just spent 20 minutes looking up Bernie Goetz. still no idea if he 'did it' or not.

Now there's a fun afternoon project: Rearrange the lyrics, but keep the beat and rhyme.

Harry Mantle, Stalin X, Mafia, Chubby Goetz
Hula bomb, Moonstock, British Beatle monkey sex

BELGIANS IN THALIDOMIDE

"'Britney Spears' waffles" search yielded no worthwhile results, very surprised by this.

Did find this though.

http://i.imgur.com/E3KGBoX.jpg

how could you not realize this was chronological?

@we_didnt_start

I spent way too many years wondering who the 'Children of the Little Mind' were (see also 'Bacon Regan').

lol, "Children of the Little Mind" is SO close to being the title of a 1965-era Serious Adult Nonfiction Publication that became synonymous with an era/concern/issue, and thus got namechecked in "We Didn't Start The Fire."

Old Mist Junglin'
TROUBLE IN THE SEWERS

my childhood spoof (warning: very funny!)

Superman and Lois Lane
Spider-Man and Mary Jane
Harry, Larry, Barry, Gary
Jerry, Cary, Billy Zane

and the only other part I still remember:

Nair, achy breaky hair, mullet, the electric chair

It’s been long enough that someone could do a “Millennial” version/update, starting where the original left off.

(Note: I am not actually advocating this idea)