I truly apologize for dredging up traumatic memories that we've all so heroically learned to repress but I just have to ask:
Well
Are you Johnny Ray?Are you Slim Ray?Are you Paid Ray?Who wants to know? Who wants to know?
Are you Sting Ray?Are you Nick Ray?Are you Jimmy Ray?Who wants to know? Who wants to know?
― i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 17:48 (nine years ago)
I am not Jesus though I have the same initials - Jarvis Cocker/Pulp - Dishes
― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 17:50 (nine years ago)
One more Leonard Cohen! On Coming Home:
I love to speak with LeonardHe’s a sportsman and a shepherdHe’s a lazy bastardLiving in a suit
― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 17:51 (nine years ago)
Learned about this one from the "You Must Remember This" podcast -- second episode ever! (And this song is not a joke -- I'm only quoting the first part of it, it gets crazier from there.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCCw6gYEeKw
My name is Francis Albert (Francis Albert Sinatra)And I sing love songs mostly after dark, mostly in saloonsI've had some very good yearsI haven't missed a whole lot in those firecracker yearsAnd I don't want to miss a thing when the future appearsI like to sit outside on a summer night with a drink in my handAnd a little moonlit music on the stereoAnd look at the starsThen I get an urge to travel through that fabulous skyIf they can do it in the movies, why can't I?("Seats are now available on the Satellite Special leaving for Mercury, Venus, Pluto, Saturn, Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune.")What time does the next miracle leave?I want to be on boardSave me a seat by the window where I can seeAll those marvelous things to be seen out there(Will the trees be green out there, or bare?)What time does the next miracle leave?Let's get this show on the roadAnd when the satellite tours beginCount me in, count me in , count me inCount me in, count me in , count me in
I like to sit outside on a summer night with a drink in my handAnd a little moonlit music on the stereoAnd look at the starsThen I get an urge to travel through that fabulous skyIf they can do it in the movies, why can't I?
("Seats are now available on the Satellite Special leaving for Mercury, Venus, Pluto, Saturn, Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune.")
What time does the next miracle leave?I want to be on boardSave me a seat by the window where I can seeAll those marvelous things to be seen out there(Will the trees be green out there, or bare?)
What time does the next miracle leave?Let's get this show on the roadAnd when the satellite tours beginCount me in, count me in , count me inCount me in, count me in , count me in
Much later in the song -- and again, I swear to god, actual lyrics:
(And then) And then to Uranus (Uranus)Uranus is heaven(Heaven, heaven)(How will you know, Francis, if it's really heaven?)How will I know?I will knowIf they meet me at the station with a cheese and tomato pizzaWell done (well done), and a little red wine
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 17:53 (nine years ago)
Forgot the quote -- here we go:
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 17:54 (nine years ago)
And much later in the song -- and swear to god, these are the real lyrics:
Said podcast episode (worth a listen)
http://www.youmustrememberthispodcast.com/episodes/youmustrememberthispodcastblog/you-must-remember-this-episode-2-frank-sinatra-in
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:00 (nine years ago)
oh by the waywhich one's pink
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:02 (nine years ago)
Ray Charles - "I Believe To My Soul": "Last night you were dreaming and I heard you say/"Oh, Johnny" when you know my name is Ray"
― justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:13 (nine years ago)
holy shit @ that Sinatra tune
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:14 (nine years ago)
It's something, isn't it.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:15 (nine years ago)
(BTW, got an email from you, but resend that to ned at kuci dot org if you could.)
We should have a babyAnd then I wouldn't feel quite so sadThen I'd feel like Paul the Saint and not Jack the Lad
Beautiful South - "Have Fun"
― woke cop, boo! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:16 (nine years ago)
I'm gonna put that Sinatra tune in my audition rep
― ¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:24 (nine years ago)
"But that's how it's pronounced!"
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:27 (nine years ago)
Needed: a mashup of Ol' Blue Eyes and the Outhere Brothers
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:29 (nine years ago)
The Chills, "Dream By Dream"
Well they persuaded me I had to leave the bandThe reasons given I didn't understandThey said, "Now Martin, if you really cared"I felt I had to, I'm feeling really scaredThey killed my best dream dead
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:30 (nine years ago)
Michael's nervous and the lights are bright
REM - "Strange"
― woke cop, boo! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:31 (nine years ago)
Alice Cooper, "Hard Hearted Alice"
... I'm pretty sure this isn't the only one.
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:35 (nine years ago)
Positive it isn't the only one but I can't think of any specific others atm. 'Under My Wheels', I think?
― i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:40 (nine years ago)
kind of a grey area there given the confusion between Alice Cooper the BAND and the guy who fired that band and changed his name to Alice Cooper
xp
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:40 (nine years ago)
Sinatra's discography features some very novel corners.
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:44 (nine years ago)
Also think this happens a lot in reggae.
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:45 (nine years ago)
Also add Bohannon to Bo Diddley and Bootsy, and that's just the B's.
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:49 (nine years ago)
no doubt - I consider myself a fairly big fan, but my interest hasn't stretched past the mid-60s really. I should probably listen to Watertown...
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:54 (nine years ago)
Watertown is one of my favorite albums of all time (no doubt helped by the fact that it was a total flop)
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:56 (nine years ago)
I remember being surprised to learn there IS an actual Watertown in northern New York.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 18:57 (nine years ago)
Sensational Alex Harvey Band, "Framed"
I'm walking down the street mindin' my own affairwhen two policemen grabbed me and I'm unawareThey said "Is your name Alexander?" and I said "Why, sure!"They said "You're the cat that we've been looking for."
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 19:03 (nine years ago)
Another Alex...
In bed this morning you called me ClydeAlex is the name that I go by!
― new noise, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 19:10 (nine years ago)
Lou Reed, "My Old Man"
When I was a young boy in BrooklynGoing to public schoolDuring recess in the concrete playgroundThey lined us up by twosIn alphabetical order, Reagan, Reed and RussoI still remember the namesAnd stickball and stoopball were the only gamesThat we played
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 19:37 (nine years ago)
similarly: "I'd like to send this one out to Lou and Rachel" in Coney Island Baby
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 20:17 (nine years ago)
Wacky Women by Sparks
Hello, everybody, this is RussellRight before I sing I'm gonna make a muscle
Ouija Board, Ouija Board by Morrissey has the "S.T.E.V.E.N P.U.S.H.O. double F" part
― soref, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 20:35 (nine years ago)
"We Love Girls" by Buster has the band all sign off by name at the end:
"With love from Buster""With love from Robbie""With love from Peter""With love from Kevin""With love... from Les"
― soref, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 20:42 (nine years ago)
I just looked at their wiki page to check I had their names correct and Les died last month
― soref, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 20:43 (nine years ago)
forgot an obvious one, "B-I-D Spells Bid" by the Monochrome Set
― soref, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 21:15 (nine years ago)
An even more obvious one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVGl4dPzJJM
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 21:17 (nine years ago)
― i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch)
thank god somebody mentioned jimmy ray; i was beginning to think you'd all gone barmy
in the original version of radiohead's "lift" from 1996 thom works his own name into the lyrics. don't think they ever released that one, though.
― increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 21:22 (nine years ago)
A warning from Wikipedia:
A November 2015 announcement on Jimmy Ray's official fan page stated that he is working on material for a comeback record. This was later confirmed in September 2016 on his Record label's website "La Rocka Records was created in 2016 as a launchpad for UK singer Jimmy Ray's 'comeback' album tentatively titled 'Live to Fight Another Day.'"
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 21:40 (nine years ago)
And now I'm a crushed credit card registered to SmithNot the name that you call me with
Elliott Smith - The Biggest Lie
― hhoffman, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 21:54 (nine years ago)
Robyn Hitchcock - my wife and my dead wife
My dead wife sits in a chairCombing her hairI know she's thereShe wanders off to the bedShaking her head"Robyn," she says"You know I don't take sugar."
― JoeStork, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 22:38 (nine years ago)
Bolan likes to rock nowYes he does yes he doesBolan likes to rock nowYes he does, yes he does
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 22:44 (nine years ago)
Captain Beefheart & the Magic Band, "The Blimp"
Master masterThis is recorded thru uh flies ear'n you have t' have uh flies eye t' see itIt’s the thing that’s gonna make Captain BeefheartAnd his magic band fatFrank, it's the big hitIt's the blimpIt's the blimp, FrankIt's the blimp
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 22:55 (nine years ago)
The Roches - they'll tell you their names but they won't give out their phone numbers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ8MdYsgELs
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 22:57 (nine years ago)
Another Alexander O'Neal one, from In the middle:
Some people are satisfiedLiving and loving on borrowed timeBut if you can't be my own babyAll you have to do is sayAlex darling (doesn't?) play it that way
― badg, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 23:03 (nine years ago)
The Floaters - Float On
― MarkoP, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 23:04 (nine years ago)
Almost every post-1975 Jonathan Richman song
― goodoldneon, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 23:21 (nine years ago)
Lambchop - "Kurt Wagner's Heart Attack"
― woke cop, boo! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 23:33 (nine years ago)
Always loved this bit from "I Think She Likes Me" by Treat Her Right (Mark Sandman's pre-Morphine band)
"She listens to every word I sayI look at her she don't look awayI tell her that I play for "Treat Her Right"She asks me if I'm gonna play tonight - Yeah!"
― a full playlist of presidential apocalypse jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 7 December 2016 23:45 (nine years ago)
From Jarvis Cocker's lyrics/vocals for Barry Adamson's 'Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Pelvis'
Ahhh, can't you see what's on offerYeah babe it's going cheap todayI enter a room and all the girls sayC'mon Jarv, can I be the first?Oh you make us so hot we feel we're gonna burst
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Thursday, 8 December 2016 01:09 (nine years ago)
She said Paul, you better look aroundHow long you think you can run that body down?How many nights you think that you can do what you been doin'?Who you foolin'?
--"Run That Body Down" (P. Simon)
― SlimAndSlam, Thursday, 8 December 2016 01:39 (nine years ago)