Rolling Metal 2016

On the mathcore tip, new (final) DEP is good, new Car Bomb might be even better

Decibel's top 40 albums of 2016 are right here.

http://decibelmagazine.com/blog/2016/11/17/spoiler-here-are-decibels-top-40-albums-of-2016

who gives a shit

ilx list only 4eva

No Vektor in that list - seems totally whack

Nails didn't do much for me

Nails didn't do much for me

I completely didn't get it but JCLC has already and not inaccurately skewered my dislike of true metal so ignore me rly

Nails bring absolutely nothing new to the table. Which is fine, but that pretty much precludes them from being year-end list material.

Crippled Black Phoenix
Bronze
(Season Of Mist)
Release Date: 11/4/2016

http://f4.bcbits.com/img/a3780887996_16.jpg

http://open.spotify.com/album/4UoOV0KvltkozyBQNVHvvu
http://crippledblackphoenixsom.bandcamp.com/album/bronze

I like everything I have heard from CBP but this release really shows an accessibility which previous albums didn't have. The whole album is memorable but also coated in the hazy Gothic doom the band specializes in. I swear "No Fun" could be a QOTSA track if they were headlining a show in purgatory.

one listen of new Bolzer = less chaotic, more groove-oriented writing, kind of meh area right in between black metal and...not death metal exactly, something less extreme. Grunge metal? Dunno. I read people saying Mastodon, so maybe that's what I mean. Kind of a chore to get through tbh.

I'm not feeling it yet but the deathmetal dot org review of it was so hilariously lame and negative I feel like I've got to give it a chance. Because fuck those dudes.

here's a little lifehack 4u

don't read deathmetal dot org

ever

i don't as a rule (because, as i mentioned, fuck those dudes) but the review was quoted in a facebook group

I completely didn't get it but JCLC has already and not inaccurately skewered my dislike of true metal so ignore me rly

actually I like nails OK but have never understood the dB crew's hard repping thereof

I liked what I've heard from that Khemmis. The Decibel list reminded me to go download the whole thing.

the Gehennah album is fun and all but that's awfully high for an album with no fucking Vektor on it. Lots of "just OK" stuff on there from established bands.

what did Vektor do the Decibel, seriously

They weren't tuff enuff

The Hail Spirit Noir album is a treat. They have a really unique style.

Yes, yes it really is. Also weirdly absent from the Decibel list.

And so are Wormed! OK, done now.

Did Decibel not review Vektor either? Someone in the comments says there's been no coverage.

Yes, lots of puzzling omissions brought up there

New Krypts

Yesssssss.

To expand on that: there's this style that mixes doom/death a la Autopsy/Paradise Lost/Asphyx vibes with the creeping dissonance and openly picked chords of black metal descended from DMDS that I fucking love. Krypts own it, Tongues, Dwell... think I might be the only person repping this non-genre. I want more of it, I guess I'm saying.

Sounds like something I'd like, will check it out

I think dB gave Vektor a glowing, lead review. I'm puzzled why it didn't make the list, too.

the list is a poll. polled writers didn't place it in their ballots enough for it to make the list.

hideously predictable post klaxon:

i thought the vektor was just ok, nothing special at all

some nice bits

bye

FYI: on the back of the (excellent) new Asphyx album featuring no original members, there's now a new Soulburn record, with the two main founding Asphyx members.

Nice. You think they could tour together as the Asphyx-Soulburn Brothers Big Band?

30 minute jam on Abomination Echoes, that's all I want.

Well Soulburn is thrashy midtempo blackmetal so it does makes some sense. I like how these original guys have so much confidence that the new guys will stick exactly to the Asphyx sound and quality control that they can just fuck off for a while to do other stuff.

And Asphyx at this point is more or less a running experiment between Dan Swanö and a rotating cast of Dutch dudes where they reassemble the two-dozen-or-so Asphyx riffs with the heaviest possible sound ever. I'm not kidding, that record is stupendously heavy. It almost feels redundant to talk about any other aspects.

Just wanted to thank the metal thread for hipping me to High Spirits. I got into music at a p young age and stuff like Pyromania and 1984 and then Dokken and Ratt and shit were really formative to me as a little kid and this stuff really hits all those notes in a real way, and doesn't ring false to me the way some of the "power metal" stuff (which I should like in theory cuz I love Maiden and Priest and Armored Saint etc) but I dunno...hard rock like this is deceptively hard to really do right and they can do it.

I got to hear some High Spirits tunes via Professor Black at Alehorn recently. I used to prefer Dawnbringer, but the first time I saw them at the Alehorn of Power 2013, the band wore all white and played a glorious set. Also saw them opening for Christian Mistress last year.

Saturday I drove to Indianapolis for the second day of the Doomed & Stoned fest. It was well worth the trip! I saw Pale Divine, Clouds Taste Satanic, Beelzefuzz, Horseburner, Demon Eye, Brimstone Coven and Bell Witch.

Eggs Of Gomorrh is a silly band name. As album titles go, Rot Prophet isn't much better. But if you're in the mood for demon-dog vocals, jet-engine guitars, and drums like a clothes dryer full of golf balls, you might like this album as much as I do. It's on Vault of Dried Bones, a label I was previously unfamiliar with.

Yeah I know Eggs of Gomorrh, they're a local band and pleasantly unrefined/chaotic.

I'm going to pronounce it Eggs of Gamera, hope that's ok

You guys heard Marsh Dweller (speaking of not-the-best names)? I don't usually go for melodic, triumphant BM but I've been in the mood lately and these dudes keep it dirty enough for me.

http://eihwazrecordings.bandcamp.com/album/marsh-dweller-the-weight-of-sunlight

I interviewed Chris Bay of Freedom Call for Noisey.

"Metal Is For Everyone" is so good. I have it on repeat.

I love the claim that Americans don't get power metal because they're not analytical enough.

the new Furia finally appeared and made my album of the year decision a lot easier

It really is something. Definitely will place high on my list.

I love the claim that Americans don't get power metal because they're not analytical enough.

Asking German bands to psychoanalyze Americans = never not hilarious. I do it whenever possible.

Napalm Death slayed last weekend in Atlanta (one of the last Masquerade shows at its original location). Barney had lots to say about the election, some idiot in the crowd kept shouting "Trump" and the crowd turned on him very fast.

Flotsam and Jetsam is playing here Saturday. stoked.

I really want a new Immolation - is there one in the works?

Moribund Cult are having a four-day 25% off sale so I went and had a look around and learned that Lucifugum, a weird, very uneven, sometimes nearly unlistenable band who I really like precisely for those qualities, had a new one come out in September (ltd. to 999 copies, natch). They're a husband-wife duo from the Ukraine and make some of the oddest records I've ever listened to multiple times just to try to get my head around -- essentially bedroom-BM in the "we self-produce and aren't quite sure how to do this" style, but reliably interesting and sometimes great to me so I thought I'd mention it.

Also grabbing this, which is another Shatraug side project, that dude loves to work

https://soundcloud.com/moribundrecords/sets/mortualia-wild-wild-misery

Oh yeah Flotsam & Jetsam had an album out this year. We should really do a poll of 2016 albums of 80s bands, there's about twenty of em.

Also, I don't pay attention for a little bit, and Tengger Cavalry's discography has suddenly exploded: in 2015-2016 they've released three live albums, six studio albums, two compilation albums, nine singles, two EP's and a 4-way split CD. Where the hell do I begin?

Where the hell do I begin?

Don't. They suck.

then it's not just a clever name.

Well I can kind of see why one'd think that, but I feel Tengger Cavalry do have a winning formula, they need to write the songs to live up to that potential. In principle a compilation would be great, but if they release three of them within one year, that totally defeats the purpose.