amanda palmer's open poem to jonathan chait (and other crimes)

Today at my desk, while watching that periscope, I am not ashamed to say I fell to my knees and wept. Hope the web cam caught it!

what happened when she found out Mose Allison died

imo the over the top part wasn't the on stage reaction, it was the facebook post

I think the on-stage reaction was also somewhat ott tbh

"that's not fair! that's such bad good timing"

oh my god

Gaiman reading Goodnight Moon afterwards is pretty grim.

Couple of days after this he joined Amanda and corny rockist Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield onstage for another cathartic rendition of Hallelujah and he was miserable looking - just barely mouthing the words, standing 2 feet back from the microphone in case it caught anything he actually was singing.

at first i thought that was a random baby she needed to hold

thought mookie was talking about gaiman for a sec and still seemed apt

how the fuck are you gonna do goodnight moon multiple times the same night on purpose

i'm SORRY i just FEEL things TOO. HARD. -- amanda palmer on why she murdered that stranger in cold blood

well, the audience didn't fall asleep the first time...

xp

imagining amanda palmer in her onesie pajamas flailing around a nuclear reactor control room, openly weeping and pulling all the levers while the alarm rings

corny rockist Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield

don't you dare start badmouthing honest-to-goodness all-canadian hero chris hadfield in this thread for clowning amanda palmer u monster

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Observing that someone is a corny rockist is not necessary badmouthing. Just calling it like it is:

My Favourite Canadian Songs by Chris Hadfield

Gordon Lightfoot – If You Could Read My Mind
Blue Rodeo – Til I am Myself Again
Ian Tyson – Four Strong Winds
The Guess Who – American Woman
Neil Young – Heart of Gold
Bachman-Turner Overdrive – Takin’ Care of Business
Joni Mitchell – Both Sides Now
Leonard Cohen – Dance Me to the End of Love
Rush – Closer to the Heart
Sarah McLachlan – Angel
Stan Rogers – Lock-keeper
Barenaked Ladies – Pinch Me
Emm Gryner – Ciao Monday
Great Big Sea – Run Runaway
Stompin’ Tom Connors – Sudbury Saturday Night
Blue Rodeo – 5 Days in May
Gordon Lightfoot – Early Morning Rain
Ian Tyson – Someday Soon
The Guess Who – No time
Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah

seems more cancon than rockist

hope he falls into the sun

no hip? gift

or gtfo even

also the best stompin tom song is bud the spud

Corny rockism is sort of the norm in Canada

what the fuck guys stop shitting up this beautiful thread

goodnight nobody

goodnight loon

Goodnight hoppers

watching the earlier part of that periscope reminds me that she's actually a good songwriter and performer when she wants to be. watching that 1'15 part reminds me why i always forget that first part.

also there's gotta be a reason she keeps mining the old dolls material.

shocker: people who are memed as The Worst are not actually The Worst

she is Pretty Bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CcXGZUbbyo

shocker: people who are memed as The Worst are not actually The Worst

― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine)

no, she's pretty much the worst.

but she's also a talented songwriter and performer when she wants to be. it just seems that her fans prefer her to be a self-obsessed nightmare, and she obliges?

She's the 2539th person to say what she says in this, but Amanda plz: https://www.theguardian.com/music/australia-news-blog/2016/dec/29/amanda-palmer-donald-trump-is-going-to-make-punk-rock-great-again?CMP=twt_a-music_b-gdnmusic

lol

especially having studied Weimar Germany extensively – I’m like, ‘yes what happens next is definitely going to be good.’

dying @ the difference in length between Amanda Palmer's and Edward Ka-Spel's comments on this album

http://amandapalmer.net/icanspinarainbow/

that sandwich was instrumental in the making of this masterwork

I just looked over at the scrollie and decided: no

Poor Edward.

https://medium.com/@amandapalmer/oh-lorde-deliver-me-from-fucking-joan-17ed0a1d83e8

i’ve been on wild tear for the past two or three years to really kick the shit out of my bucket list, and i’ve done it with fervor.
i’d wanted to make a record with my dad. (i did it and i put it out using the funds from my patreon. it was wonderful.)
i’d wanted, for ten years, to make a record with Edward Ka-spel. (i did it. i’m wrapping up that tour this week. it was really beautiful and fulfilling.)
i had a baby.
and i’ll admit it: none of these three above projects were a huge commercial success.
but a nice side effect of doing all these projects, baby included, is that i haven’t had much time and/or energy to feel insecure.

after reading all that i had to go back and read this again to make sure i didn't just hallucinate it:

this piece is an excerpt from a longer post

does she not have a therapist?

Is this a preview of an upcoming TED talk?

lol Gott Punch OTM

I know of at least one person who read that rant and proceeded to buy the Lorde album specifically in response to it.

Lorde as Donald Trump and Palmer as Hillary.

how dare you slander Lorde like this

celebs like Palmer don't need therapists because they fuel their narcissism through a fan proxy. Truly those who seek fame like this are similar to addicts or the mentally ill. See also Conan, it's some innate insecurity

o'brien or the barbarian?

O'brien - based on how much he seemed to thrive off of fame in the doc. I mean he's super nice to his fans, but he needs that *fix*