amanda palmer's open poem to jonathan chait (and other crimes)

I'm a Terry Pratchett fan and really don't like AP.

I'm cracking up imagining the type of person that goes to Amanda Palmer show and yells at the stage that Leonard Cohen died

xxp I'm sorry for the lazy generalisation, esp since I've never read any Pratchett - the AP fans I know all like him (hence I was put off) so perhaps a taste differential there.

Well yeah, Pratchett is very much recommended reading for fans of Neil Gaiman.

now I'm imagining Amanda Palmer in the audience yelling at Amanda Palmer on stage

I'm cracking up imagining the type of person that goes to Amanda Palmer show and yells at the stage that Leonard Cohen died

Like, if you're the person who yells that, aren't you kind of revealing to Amanda Palmer that you were checking Twitter during her show?

makes me remember the weirdest moment. it's 2006, i'm with a friend in chicago at a show at smartbar, and we randomly run into a friend of my coworker who is pretty up on technology for the time

he has just glanced at his phone, some nice pre-iphone device

we say hi to each other and he gestures at the phone, and says "steve irwin just died"

"whoa, the crocodile hunter. crazy."

last night on stage, when someone in the audience told me amanda palmer had died. i am not ashamed to say i fell to my knees and wept.

The possibility of this exact scenario is why I never leave the house without my ukelele

xxxityp's I assumed someone just walked in to amanda's show and released a single dove & she instantly knew what that meant

possibility of Prince-related confusion with that though

He died... again!

feel like The Year David Bowie (and yes Prince and Cohen) Died AP gets a free pass

like, if anyone should be able to do and grotesque melodramatic display in response to this year, it should be a steampunk theater kid who tours and makes music constantly

If anyone can bear to watch it, the moment where she learns of Cohen's death can be seen at 1'15" of this Periscope feed:

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1DXxyoEbXBLGM

oh christ it's worse than I was picturing

hate-watched, did not disappoint

think i'm starting to go off her

Today at my desk, while watching that periscope, I am not ashamed to say I fell to my knees and wept. Hope the web cam caught it!

what happened when she found out Mose Allison died

imo the over the top part wasn't the on stage reaction, it was the facebook post

I think the on-stage reaction was also somewhat ott tbh

"that's not fair! that's such bad good timing"

oh my god

Gaiman reading Goodnight Moon afterwards is pretty grim.

Couple of days after this he joined Amanda and corny rockist Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield onstage for another cathartic rendition of Hallelujah and he was miserable looking - just barely mouthing the words, standing 2 feet back from the microphone in case it caught anything he actually was singing.

at first i thought that was a random baby she needed to hold

thought mookie was talking about gaiman for a sec and still seemed apt

how the fuck are you gonna do goodnight moon multiple times the same night on purpose

i'm SORRY i just FEEL things TOO. HARD. -- amanda palmer on why she murdered that stranger in cold blood

well, the audience didn't fall asleep the first time...

xp

imagining amanda palmer in her onesie pajamas flailing around a nuclear reactor control room, openly weeping and pulling all the levers while the alarm rings

corny rockist Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield

don't you dare start badmouthing honest-to-goodness all-canadian hero chris hadfield in this thread for clowning amanda palmer u monster

cosign

Observing that someone is a corny rockist is not necessary badmouthing. Just calling it like it is:

My Favourite Canadian Songs by Chris Hadfield

Gordon Lightfoot – If You Could Read My Mind
Blue Rodeo – Til I am Myself Again
Ian Tyson – Four Strong Winds
The Guess Who – American Woman
Neil Young – Heart of Gold
Bachman-Turner Overdrive – Takin’ Care of Business
Joni Mitchell – Both Sides Now
Leonard Cohen – Dance Me to the End of Love
Rush – Closer to the Heart
Sarah McLachlan – Angel
Stan Rogers – Lock-keeper
Barenaked Ladies – Pinch Me
Emm Gryner – Ciao Monday
Great Big Sea – Run Runaway
Stompin’ Tom Connors – Sudbury Saturday Night
Blue Rodeo – 5 Days in May
Gordon Lightfoot – Early Morning Rain
Ian Tyson – Someday Soon
The Guess Who – No time
Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah

seems more cancon than rockist

hope he falls into the sun

no hip? gift

or gtfo even

also the best stompin tom song is bud the spud

Corny rockism is sort of the norm in Canada

what the fuck guys stop shitting up this beautiful thread

goodnight nobody

goodnight loon

Goodnight hoppers

watching the earlier part of that periscope reminds me that she's actually a good songwriter and performer when she wants to be. watching that 1'15 part reminds me why i always forget that first part.

also there's gotta be a reason she keeps mining the old dolls material.

shocker: people who are memed as The Worst are not actually The Worst

she is Pretty Bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CcXGZUbbyo

shocker: people who are memed as The Worst are not actually The Worst

― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine)

no, she's pretty much the worst.

but she's also a talented songwriter and performer when she wants to be. it just seems that her fans prefer her to be a self-obsessed nightmare, and she obliges?