bringing my dick to a penis fight
― pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 August 2016 21:59 (eight years ago) link
gotta say my dick has aged very well
― woke-ing class zero (s.clover), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 15:13 (eight years ago) link
Surprised it didn't get more play at the time tbqh. it was really slept on.
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 15:20 (eight years ago) link
Fast Dick is underrated
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 8 October 2017 06:04 (six years ago) link
Baker Dick is GOAT though
― josh az (2011nostalgia), Sunday, 8 October 2017 06:22 (six years ago) link
Harden My Dick 03:17 0
how do you fuckers look in the mirror
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 October 2017 06:45 (six years ago) link
Whenever I hear 'Dancing in the Dark' now, I always start singing the My Dick version.
― more Allegro-like (Turrican), Sunday, 8 October 2017 08:28 (six years ago) link
This is still hilarious
― Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Monday, 9 October 2017 13:27 (six years ago) link
also M@tt OTM
― Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Monday, 9 October 2017 13:38 (six years ago) link
I'm still amazed at the ability of My Dick to pump out such a long and steady streamof lols
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 9 October 2017 14:15 (six years ago) link
I wonder: When will My Dick come again?
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 9 October 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link
With a new record I mean, don't be gross.
how long must we wait jntil
― ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 October 2017 19:58 (six years ago) link
(pls forgive dead post detrius at the start of that last post)
― ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 October 2017 19:59 (six years ago) link
hope it wasn't a one-off
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 9 October 2017 20:01 (six years ago) link
Songs where the singer/protagonist comes off as a serious dick without meaning to
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 9 October 2017 20:04 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWCWFA_2Wa4
― jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Thursday, 23 November 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link
I'm listening to my dick at work
― FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Friday, 24 November 2017 10:34 (six years ago) link
My Name Is My Dick is underrated
― FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Friday, 24 November 2017 10:53 (six years ago) link
fields of dick is so good it brings me to tears
― In a slipshod style (Ross), Monday, 27 November 2017 07:43 (six years ago) link
otm
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 27 November 2017 09:25 (six years ago) link
But when will we get a sophomore album?
― josh az (2011nostalgia), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 04:20 (six years ago) link
hahahahaha i am just now listening to orinoco dick
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 04:46 (six years ago) link
xp would love to hear their version of Lifter Puller's "4 Dix"
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 04:57 (six years ago) link
What song is "Dick Dreams" covering?
My top 3:
Baker DickHarden My DickWhat's Up, My Dick?
Honorable mention:
The ghost of Ian Curtis: "What's going on??? Stop it!"
― skip, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 06:43 (six years ago) link
would you know my dickif you saw it in heaven
― Florin Cuchares, Saturday, 2 December 2017 08:52 (six years ago) link
Me @ Sam Goody:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiuNXstYr-A
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Saturday, 2 December 2017 11:15 (six years ago) link
Do They Know It's My Dick kept me sane through Christmas
― The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 09:04 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7VzIzXgXak
― Mark G, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 12:02 (six years ago) link
oh you’ve seen my dick? name five of his albums— Alanah Pearce (@Charalanahzard) May 23, 2022
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 23 May 2022 11:29 (two years ago) link
My dick gets up in the morning My dick is moving round the place
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 07:26 (two years ago) link
i legit think about this album every day
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 14:05 (two years ago) link
"From Peru to CebuHear the power of my dick"
My Dick makes me cry, every time.
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 14:08 (two years ago) link
"Harden My Dick" is great because they went in for it due to how obvious and great the new title was but the vocalist had to struggle with crazy high notes as a result and just pisstaked it
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 14:29 (two years ago) link
my dick in line, marking time, waiting for the my dick dimemy dick can't buy a Job
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 19:17 (two years ago) link
i forgot how hilarious this was ... also the absurdity of "my dick my / my dick my / my dick my/"
― sarahell, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 20:43 (two years ago) link
I am inspired to do / put together a response album called "Your Dick" ... as I do not have a dick, but I have experience with dicks
― you can't start a fire without my dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 22:23 (two years ago) link
i had recorded an Iron Maiden-y inspired take on "Our God is an Awesome God" rebranded "My Cock is an Awesome Cock" many years ago. should have recorded another 9 dick worship songs
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 22:52 (two years ago) link
^^ yep
― you can't start a fire without my dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 23:03 (two years ago) link
Spotted this on a metal blog today:
DragonCumGood To The Last DropCountry: United StatesGenre: Power Metal
Tracklist:01. Say Our Band Name (03:22)02. Good To The Last Drop (04:49)03. Slut Of Darkness (03:39)04. Feed My Meat (03:47)05. Castration Of The Dragon Nation (04:16)06. Pull Down My Pants And You'll Get A Big Surprise (05:19)07. Friends With Benefits (03:51)08. Respect My Boundaries (06:01)09. Savage Thrust (04:11)10. The Final Cumming (09:14)
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 26 May 2022 00:10 (two years ago) link
Steel Panther decided to go epic
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 May 2022 02:11 (two years ago) link
huge lol at “Respect My Boundaries”
― castanuts (DJP), Thursday, 26 May 2022 12:28 (two years ago) link
Lmao at Say Our Band Name
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 May 2022 13:33 (two years ago) link
Spunk rock!
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 26 May 2022 13:45 (two years ago) link
It's a massive production
― Mark G, Friday, 27 May 2022 11:28 (two years ago) link
This record will be ten years old in December. It remains a timeless masterpiece.
― sleeve, Thursday, 6 October 2022 01:11 (one year ago) link
And it's still pay-what-you-want in Bandcamp.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 6 October 2022 02:10 (one year ago) link
my dick, my dick in my pocket, that's my dick now
― sometimes you have to drink to kill the paranoia (PBKR), Thursday, 6 October 2022 02:17 (one year ago) link
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 6 October 2022 02:24 (one year ago) link
on the other hand:
my dick passed a law in '64to give my dick just a little more
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 6 October 2022 02:33 (one year ago) link