Artists You've Written Off/Pointedly Ignored because of their name

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Project Jenny Project Jan

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 16 April 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Toxic Airborne Event
Monotonix
Die!Die!Die!

Gorge, Thursday, 16 April 2009 17:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Susan Boyle

ZS1983 (Z S), Thursday, 16 April 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Any act whose artist name starts with "MC"

If this doesn't prompt a Marcello comeback it'll have to be that woman off Britain's Got Talent.

Pat Phoenix Wright, Messageboard Attorney (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 April 2009 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Fuck Buttons

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"Look at me, mom! Look at me! You're not looking!"

Vast Halo, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

I kind of like "Fuck Buttons." It sounds like it should be a spoonerism of something harmless, and you despoonerize it and it turns into "Butt Fuckins."

staggerlee, Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:00 (fifteen years ago) link

no it's Buck Futtons, 50s Hamptons comic.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Fuck Buttons and Holy Fuck are both good but would be more likeable with less earnest names. The Slugfuckers and The Fuck Fucks are not necessarily good but the names are amusing. Fucked Up are lame and the name is terrible.

Bostin' Legal (sic), Friday, 17 April 2009 12:30 (fifteen years ago) link

!!!

What a willfully irritating name.

chap, Friday, 17 April 2009 12:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Great name, good band!

Bostin' Legal (sic), Friday, 17 April 2009 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link

just became aware of a band called: Forth Yeer Freshman

tylerw, Friday, 17 April 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link

just saw a show listing for something called 'The Rape featuring Cubbiebear'

o_O

some dude, Friday, 17 April 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Context counts for a lot. I wouldn't normally cross the street to see a band called The Diarrhea of Anne Frank, but I was willing to give them a shot since they were opening for the Jesus Lizard.

WmC, Friday, 17 April 2009 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Five words:
Does it offend you, yeah?

The Sunburned Hand of Manfredd Man (Rombald), Friday, 17 April 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link

I should also add that Fucked Up were awesome when I saw them live.... record kinda failed to capture the visceral experience of a huge man throwing himself at you to some tunes that could have been The Dicks in their heyday.

The Sunburned Hand of Manfredd Man (Rombald), Friday, 17 April 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

I really hope there is a messageboard for real ale enthusiasts w/ a thread about beers they were put off drinking because of the stupid name

National Lampoon's Minimal House (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 18 April 2009 13:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Hoobastank
G Love & Special Sauce
String Cheese Incident

thirdalternative, Saturday, 18 April 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Is there a band called o_O ?

M.V., Saturday, 18 April 2009 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link

!!!

thirdalternative, Saturday, 18 April 2009 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Killing Joke

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, April 14, 2009 3:06 PM

Isiah Dumbass (Dr. Phil), Saturday, 18 April 2009 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link

The New Dylans

thirdalternative, Saturday, 18 April 2009 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link

iLiKETRAiNS.

ilxor, Saturday, 18 April 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Add: Raccoo-oo-oon, Wildildlife,

Test Icicles.

ilxor, Saturday, 18 April 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Dogs Die in Hot Cars

SORCEROUSES..roll on stage! (Pillbox), Saturday, 18 April 2009 18:44 (fifteen years ago) link

In addition to My Morning Jacket, My Brightest Diamond.

Don't forget about Lavender Diamond...

ilxor, Saturday, 18 April 2009 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link

My Brightest Diamond, My Chemical Romance, my word, these are shite names!

also: Say Hi To Your Mom, Bright Eyes, Her Space Holiday

stop it with the cute-ums!

henry s, Saturday, 18 April 2009 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link

The I Didnt Read the Threads.

one art, please (Trayce), Sunday, 19 April 2009 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Gay For Johnny Depp

But seriously, if we're talking about annoying names, let he who is without sin and all that, you know?

delgado, Sunday, 19 April 2009 10:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Gandalf

Snowballing, Sunday, 19 April 2009 10:50 (fifteen years ago) link

On that note "Spock's Beard" is pretty intensely awful.

Vincent and Julio Gallo (Oilyrags), Sunday, 19 April 2009 13:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Van Dyke Parks would be an awful name for a band but it's an OK name for a person.

delgado, Sunday, 19 April 2009 16:35 (fifteen years ago) link

jesca hoop

i am david suzuki (get bent), Sunday, 19 April 2009 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link

this band (their explanation of their name is possibly even more annoying than their name):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margot_&_The_Nuclear_So_and_So%27s

i am david suzuki (get bent), Sunday, 19 April 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link

haha, just saw the two previous references to them

i am david suzuki (get bent), Sunday, 19 April 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Pocahaunted.

Suggesteban Cambiasso (jim), Sunday, 19 April 2009 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link

All the ones at the top of the charts on last.fm. I refuse to give them one dollar of my money!

Kevin Yates, Phys. Ed. (u s steel), Sunday, 19 April 2009 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link

A Tribe Called Quest used to bug me (as a name). But their first couple of albums are damn great, so I got over it.

Alex in NYC, Sunday, 19 April 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Smif n Wessun

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 19 April 2009 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link

casiotone for the painfully alone

billstevejim, Sunday, 19 April 2009 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Gorky's Zygotic Mynci

Glow-In-The-Dark Shutter Glasses and the Rebirth of Camp (los blue jeans), Sunday, 19 April 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Maybe we need to have a T/S thread about who is more annoying - Margot et al. vs. AIDS Wolf

photoshop your disgusting ass partner into passive-aggressive notes (sarahel), Sunday, 19 April 2009 22:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Gorky's OTM. Was thinking about that today when "Desolation Blues" came up on shuffle.

staggerlee, Sunday, 19 April 2009 23:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Pains Of Being Pure At Heart better be DAMN good...

henry s, Monday, 20 April 2009 02:41 (fifteen years ago) link

"Natalie Portman's Shaved Head" is one of the worst band names ever. Hoobastank is up there too though.

phantompenguin, Monday, 20 April 2009 03:06 (fifteen years ago) link

any band name with 'stank', 'scent', 'smell' or the like will put me off immediately. same for any songs with those words in the title

pale spector (electricsound), Monday, 20 April 2009 03:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Animal Collective made me think of hippie jam bands where the musicians have power animals.

well that is pretty accurate

akm, Monday, 20 April 2009 03:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Made out of babies always sorta creeped me out..

carahNYC, Monday, 20 April 2009 03:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Is there a band called o_O ?

Back in the days of IDM there was an unsigned artist on a record label I sort of ran, who called himself Cell but also ran under a range of pseudonyms including Cel, Sell, Sel etc. but I also remember him using o_O on some of his tracks, which is where I first saw that flavour smiley. His stuff was really good and I remember Aphex Twin being interested in signing him to Rephlex but Cell didn't believe it was really RDJ and told him to fuck off.

the next grozart, Monday, 20 April 2009 11:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, Animal Collective puts me off. As does A.R.E. Weapons -- who are laughable anyway, so it's a lose-lose situation, really.

Alex in NYC, Monday, 20 April 2009 12:20 (fifteen years ago) link

LMFAO

http://www.interscope.com/images/artist/lmfao.jpg

i am david suzuki (get bent), Monday, 20 April 2009 12:55 (fifteen years ago) link


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