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Head of FEMA

― Asthmatic Cajun (Asthmatic Cajun), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

I once overheard a woman on a train in Melbourne talking on her phone about a friend who was in a band called The Fucksticks.

Some time later, someone mentioned a Lucksmiths parody band of this name. I don't know whether the two are one and the same, but chances are that name is taken at least once. Sort of like The Bumpin' Uglies.

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

The Admitones

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

Tha Namblaz

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

The Sarahplanes

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

Fishman Affidavit (they'd be a hardcore punk band)

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

John McBain threatened at one point to form a band called Nunfucker Jones.

I always thought there should be a funk soul group called Afrodite. Maybe there was?

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.elsewhere.org/cgi-bin/bandname

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

Superhans

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

Wolf Wolf Wolf

(it obeys two separate rules for hipster art-rock/new-wave band names: having a "bang-bang-bang" structure (see also: !!!, Hot Hot Heat, Yeah Yeah Yeahs) and having "wolf" in the name (Wolfmother, Wolf and Cub, Guitar Wolf. They would wear black and red striped shirts and sharp suits and use lots of hair product)

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

Stikky Vicar

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

and use lots of hair product

In a manner that makes their press photos look like they are being shot sideways across the surface of the earth.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

In a manner that makes their press photos look like they are being shot sideways across the surface of the earth.

Yes. Think the Robert Smith hairspray explosion modified so that you can slap one of those trendy black Mao caps on it.

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

I just always think they look like they are riding in the Wonkavator.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

The Kitsch
Vegetable Distributive
Clarion

― James Morris (HorrayJames), Thursday, 10 November 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

sledgedozer

― waterproof, Friday, 11 November 2005 01:52 (twenty years ago)

Girl Scout Heroin

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, 11 November 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

Wolf Senator

― Mickey (modestmickey), Friday, 11 November 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

for what it's worth, "perfunktory" has, in fact, existed

What about Erectile DisFUNKshun?

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 11 November 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

HAHA Girl Scout Heroin

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 11 November 2005 04:42 (twenty years ago)

"I'd Rather Die With Golden Bones", though I can't take credit for it.

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Friday, 11 November 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

Duck Duck BLOOD

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Friday, 11 November 2005 05:37 (twenty years ago)

(actually, if i really had a band, we'd be called The Rude Mechanicals or The Roaring Twenties or Endgame.. depending on our genre, of course)

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Friday, 11 November 2005 05:39 (twenty years ago)

sarah planes would make a great stage name

― john p. irrelevant (electricsound), Friday, 11 November 2005 05:40 (twenty years ago)

Two Little Hitlers

― zeus (zeus), Friday, 11 November 2005 06:44 (twenty years ago)

My Tear-Stained Diary

― Zach S, Friday, 11 November 2005 06:59 (twenty years ago)

Penis Colada

― jsdf, Friday, 11 November 2005 07:00 (twenty years ago)

Comfort Inn Flushing

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 10:34 (twenty years ago)

Enemies of Frenum

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

Apocalypso Now

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

Habib & the Chadors

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

R.O.T.O.R.

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

The Ron Vibbentrops

― Tony Bleach (blackshoeswhitesocks), Friday, 11 November 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

Lights and Sirens
Bob Gently & Crease Release
Timewarp Tommy & The Way Back Machine

― cdwill, Friday, 11 November 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

I Speak Spanish
Deathchild of -----------------------------------------------------
Carnal Proclivity
I'm Going to Poke Out Both of Your Eyes NOW NOW

― mox twelve (Mox twleve), Friday, 11 November 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

R.O.T.O.R.

Wait have you seen that movie?!

― deej.. (deej..), Friday, 11 November 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

Fuck yeah. I started two threads about it, but cops hate our love.

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

Nightshitter

― NickB (NickB), Friday, 11 November 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

Elk Ox

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 11 November 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jabootu.com/images/rtrani.jpg

http://www.jabootu.com/images/rtrwillard.jpg

http://www.jabootu.com/images/rtrrecall.jpg

http://www.jabootu.com/images/rtrshirt.jpg

http://www.jabootu.com/images/rtrchest.jpg

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

ahhhhhhhh

yo i have to go right now but when i get back we're gonna have a talk.

― deej.. (deej..), Friday, 11 November 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

Anal Destiny
Brown Magic
Brown Dice
Brown Wolf
Brown Bolt
Collapsible Sphere
International Christian Wombectomy Hour
Debt Peg
Man vs The Mindspool
Ice Cube and the Jicks
(this has gone way too far, but I'm hung over and it's highly compulsive)

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

Arial Bold's Haunted Graffiti :-(

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

The Smoking Bereaved

(This came to me as I had to push through yet another crowd outside the funeral home on my way to school. Think it would make a great/bad punk band name.)

― belle haleine, Friday, 11 November 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

The Panty Hamsters

― kingengland, Friday, 11 November 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

Chainsaw Lobotomy

― acb (acb), Friday, 11 November 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

Bastardhead
Debut album: Greatest Shits

― someteenpartying, Friday, 11 November 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

Trim Coordinators

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Friday, 11 November 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Goat Sea

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 11 November 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

Reactionary Self-Importance and the Pseudointellectualism

― Dr. Xaos, Friday, 11 November 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

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