pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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did u guys read my pj harvey story though #RollingStoneforaginghipsters

tylerw, Thursday, 14 April 2016 16:47 (ten years ago)

I read stuff you link via twitter but I just can't look at that site

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 April 2016 16:53 (ten years ago)

i will always read ilxors on pitchfork if they link it on the facebook. but that's all i read on there.

scott seward, Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:17 (ten years ago)

i actually think the pitch section has really improved lately -- less hot take-y stuff and more interesting niche pieces.

tylerw, Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:21 (ten years ago)

it has (including your stuff!), but unfortunately it coincided with the time that the section got demoted to a tag

Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:28 (ten years ago)

more of a promotion tbh

de l'asshole (flopson), Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:33 (ten years ago)

yeah i don't know, it seems more buried now? but it also just looks the same as the rest of the site ... guessing that most readers don't really care what section a thing is in

tylerw, Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:49 (ten years ago)

i mean, everything is kind of buried now. but at least they appear as news items when fresh

de l'asshole (flopson), Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:53 (ten years ago)

they should bring peter sotos back to pitchfork. his critical voice has been sorely missed.

http://pitchfork.com/features/show-no-mercy/6398-show-no-mercy/

scott seward, Thursday, 14 April 2016 18:04 (ten years ago)

yeah i don't know, it seems more buried now? but it also just looks the same as the rest of the site ... guessing that most readers don't really care what section a thing is in

― tylerw, Thursday, April 14, 2016 12:49 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

everyone gets their articles through twitter and facebook

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Thursday, 14 April 2016 21:25 (ten years ago)

lol i kind of wish people shared p4k articles on my FB, no one talks about music in my feed, it is all bernie bros and bad memes

marcos, Thursday, 14 April 2016 21:31 (ten years ago)

A lot of the people I'm connected to on Facebook actually work for record labels, so I see more links to Billboard than to Pitchfork.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 14 April 2016 23:13 (ten years ago)

My FB is about 99% articles about which poets are white supremacists and/or rapists

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 15 April 2016 01:01 (ten years ago)

FB feed, that is

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 15 April 2016 01:01 (ten years ago)

"bernie bros" is a thing?

Wimmels, Friday, 15 April 2016 01:31 (ten years ago)

i saw the link to ilx in the xiu xiu twin peaks review classy

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 15 April 2016 01:59 (ten years ago)

Now, having long ago donated the majority of the Kickstarter proceeds to a Malian NGO, Dibb has finally emerged with a mostly self-financed, small-scale album that was quietly released this month in a special cassette/book edition for donors (and on Bandcamp for everyone else). But despite all the Kickstarter confusion and communication breakdowns, none of Dibb’s out-of-pocket supporters should feel short-changed. Because whatever anxiety Dibb felt about not following through on his Kickstarter campaign has been channeled into a wonderful little album about overcoming the anxiety of not following through on your Kickstarter campaign. Okay, so Sleep Cycle doesn’t include any lyrics that specifically reference inflated funding targets and comment-section outrage, but this exercise in self-help psychedelia provides a poignant portrait of an artist regaining their confidence one song at a time.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 18 April 2016 16:59 (ten years ago)

aw i love this http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/1083-lisa-simpsons-second-grade-blues/

flappy bird, Monday, 18 April 2016 17:02 (ten years ago)

Pfft. "Lisa's Sax" was a Season 9 episode, not a Season 3 episode!
I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

MarkoP, Monday, 18 April 2016 17:10 (ten years ago)

Only four album reviews up today instead of the usual five.

Position Position, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 13:27 (ten years ago)

Maybe there are no other new albums?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 13:29 (ten years ago)

Sturgill is so good it counts as two albums

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 13:31 (ten years ago)

4 reviews fits their layout better

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 13:32 (ten years ago)

on mobile

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 13:33 (ten years ago)

"Animal Collective’s most mysterious member."

clog dabussy (fgti), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 14:04 (ten years ago)

sneaky deaky

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 14:41 (ten years ago)

And this is why there are only four reviews:
http://pitchfork.com/news/64915-pitchfork-to-publish-album-reviews-on-saturdays/

MarkoP, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 17:41 (ten years ago)

also genre tags are back for album reviews

marcos, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 17:45 (ten years ago)

though maybe this has been the case for a while? maybe i missed it

marcos, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 17:46 (ten years ago)

I kind of like this change.

Austin, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 17:46 (ten years ago)

do you any of you remember when they used to do that? there would be microgenres too like i remember "glitch" being there

marcos, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 17:46 (ten years ago)

2016 marks the 20th anniversary of the Squirrel Nut Zippers most celebrated and commercially successful album Hot. Originally released in the summer of 1996, Hot was the follow up to the band’s critically acclaimed debut The Inevitable. By this time the group had already established a substantial live following across the country thanks to early support from NPR, college radio and non-commercial stations. Hot wound up selling over 1.3 million copies.

Pitchfork, which was in it’s second year of operation at the time, raved about Hot giving it a 9.5 and saying: “When you first splashdown into the CD, ya hit this realization: that people even older than your parents liked music like this. …Hot is exuberant, gin house swing without apologies and it rocks without pretense. If you can manage to resist liking it, you must be dead.”

ulysses, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 16:38 (ten years ago)

my two year old says a lot of dumb stuff

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 16:40 (ten years ago)

ya hit this realization

ulysses, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 16:42 (ten years ago)

ya just hit that realization?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 16:42 (ten years ago)

Father John Misty Tells Two Stories About Beyoncé Collaboration: One Real, One Fake

what a coincidence, i don't give two shits about this: one real, one fake

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 22:26 (ten years ago)

Ha ha ha. Yeah, pfork's embrace of this clown is consistently shocking to me, even when taking into account how terrible nu-pfork is

Wimmels, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 22:46 (ten years ago)

Holy shit

Pitchfork to Review Key Albums in the Prince Catalog

This is like what the 35th Prince related headline so far in the past week?

Evan, Thursday, 28 April 2016 19:39 (ten years ago)

they needed a headline to let people know what old albums they're planning on reviewing

billstevejim, Thursday, 28 April 2016 19:42 (ten years ago)

Pitchfork to Announce that Pitchfork to Review Key Albums in the Prince Catalog

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 28 April 2016 19:55 (ten years ago)

I wonder if they'll give Purple Rain a 10?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 April 2016 20:12 (ten years ago)

it is kind of corny how they do this isn't it

marcos, Thursday, 28 April 2016 20:25 (ten years ago)

would be funnier/more interesting if they just reviewed the albums nobody knows/remembers - The Gold Experience, Come, Rainbow Children, Rave un2 the Joy Fantastic, Musicology etc.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 28 April 2016 20:29 (ten years ago)

There's an article for every single Prince cover this week as well.

Evan, Thursday, 28 April 2016 20:50 (ten years ago)

Pitchfork publishes four new Prince reviews, links beneath this headline

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 29 April 2016 15:30 (ten years ago)

Did p4k review them in the voice of an 80s hipster: "Hey turn down Miami Vice and pass me an album cover I can snort this nose candy off. Whoa, who is cat?"

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 29 April 2016 15:39 (ten years ago)

This

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 29 April 2016 15:39 (ten years ago)

Cat is someone we need to rap iirc

Οὖτις, Friday, 29 April 2016 15:45 (ten years ago)

Shit, cat. It don’t make a difference.

mandatory sex webinar (contenderizer), Friday, 29 April 2016 16:01 (ten years ago)

i'm not really a "pitchfork is dumb" thread guy, but the parenthetical here made me chuckle:

William Basinski, the composer behind the iconic Disintegration Loops, is among 31 contributors to a new Red Bull Music Academy project called Shattered Streams. Billed as "an experiment in musical ephemerality," it features artists including Fatima Al Qadiri, Fennesz, Wolf Eyes, Mumdance, Eluvium, Zebra Katz, and more, each of whom has created one track that will play on a loop, gradually degrading, over a 24-hour period, before disappearing completely. (Coincidentally, the project went under way yesterday, the same day Radiohead began fading out their social media presence.) Listeners can choose the period over which the track will degrade, with settings ranging from one minute to the full 24 hours. Check out today's track, by Basinski, here.

alpine static, Monday, 2 May 2016 22:14 (ten years ago)


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