You couldn't pay me a million dollars to listen to one second of the work of a band with a name like "Death Cab for Cutie". No fucking way.
― Bill Magill, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:01 (seventeen years ago)
Final FantasyDr. Dog
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:03 (seventeen years ago)
ryan adams
i figured anybody w/name that close to bryan adams who didn't change it couldn't possibly be any good.
― m coleman, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:07 (seventeen years ago)
maybe i'm in the minority here, but Death Cab For Cutie's name is my fave thing about them, becuz it makes me think of that funny Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band song.
― tylerw, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:07 (seventeen years ago)
!!! is another one, actually
― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:08 (seventeen years ago)
In case y'all didn't know:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Cab_for_Cutie_(song)
― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:08 (seventeen years ago)
(oh xpost!)
and yet, they are totally humorless and sound nothing like the Bonzos AND are just terrible in general
― Pre-Beatles Yoko Ono (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:11 (seventeen years ago)
agreed
― tylerw, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:12 (seventeen years ago)
Dogs Die in Hot Cars
― Genghis Khan and his brother Don (G00blar), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:21 (seventeen years ago)
They've been too ubiquitous here for me to write them off solely because of their name, but I think I might have given Arctic Monkeys more of a chance if they were called just about anything else instead.
― Genghis Khan and his brother Don (G00blar), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:24 (seventeen years ago)
I gave Dananananaykroyd a listen on emusic out of morbid curiosity (expected some horrible joke band) and was pleasantly surprised with my favorite album of the year to date...
― dlp9001, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:30 (seventeen years ago)
^^^^I have been struggling with friends' recommendations owing to their name
― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:38 (seventeen years ago)
Used to really be bothered by At the Drive-In too. Even if it's a stab at Poison's "Talk Dirty To Me" (is it?), it's just lame.
Haha, I never made that leap from At-the Drive In to Poison, but I love it!
― display names have been changed to protect the innocent (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:41 (seventeen years ago)
i had a friend who was really into the pAper chAse & kept insisting i check them out but i refused because i thought their name looked dumb. now, "When & If The Big One Hits" is one of my favorite songs but i still don't like looking at their name.
more recently, i had a similar experience with tUnE-YaRdS.
― myndbloom, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)
Gastunk has a name that just doesn't entice.
― Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:03 (seventeen years ago)
Ween.
― Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:07 (seventeen years ago)
And also Death Cab For Cutie.
― Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:08 (seventeen years ago)
Heltah SkeltahCunninglynguistsAll Natural
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)
Anal Cunt.... there's a tough one to defend.
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)
After disliking Crystal Castles, feeling meh about Crystal Stilts, and not getting much from Deerhoof, I'm unreasonably skeptical of recent advice to check out Crystal Antlers.
― bendy, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:25 (seventeen years ago)
oh yeah anything with "Wolf" in the title
― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:28 (seventeen years ago)
apart from "Wolf Eyes" because they were the first one I knew about and they blew my 17 year-old brain to bits
Crystal Antlers are great and better than those other bands (judgment based entirely on the one show we played with them - haven't heard their recorded output)
― Pre-Beatles Yoko Ono (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:35 (seventeen years ago)
for a long time one reason i didn't get into radiohead was their name. most bands have stupid names these days. and make crap music. coldplay anyone? what kind of name is clouddead? arctic monkeys i have never listened to (is their name supposed to be funny?) but i don't think i missed something. as mentioned upthread the whitest boy alive is a terrible name. like kings of convenience btw. but kings of convenience at least had some great guitar songs. twba are just plain dull. kings of leon i never listened to 'cause of the name. there must be dozens of others i can't think of right now.
― alex in mainhattan, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:50 (seventeen years ago)
Rapeman, and I'm a pretty big Albini fan.
― sleeve, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:00 (seventeen years ago)
Any band called The Black whatevers (Keys, Lips, Angels etc). Especially Black Kids.
― Matt #2, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:22 (seventeen years ago)
dude you should check out black sabbath, good stuff
― wassup rockers? (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:23 (seventeen years ago)
Were they called The Black Sabbaths? Exactly.
― Matt #2, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:26 (seventeen years ago)
i have no interest in them at all, but
someone still loves you boris yeltsin
has got to be among the worst names ever
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:27 (seventeen years ago)
Looking at this thread title I felt an immediate identification with the premise. But now I can't for the life think of an example of this that applies to me, although I know there are a lot.
― Suggesteban Cambiasso (jim), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:28 (seventeen years ago)
Retro prog band Wobbler. Maybe they're great, but fucking hell.
― Matt #2, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:29 (seventeen years ago)
more upsetting are bands whose names are dope and then turn out to be garbage
and yeah, jim otm. i felt like i had a grip of terrible band names i hate ready to drop here and now i'm dry
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:31 (seventeen years ago)
The Pooh Sticks
― SORCEROUSES..roll on stage! (Pillbox), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:42 (seventeen years ago)
Fudge Tunnel
― SORCEROUSES..roll on stage! (Pillbox), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:43 (seventeen years ago)
I guess I don't like to be reminded of poop
― SORCEROUSES..roll on stage! (Pillbox), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:44 (seventeen years ago)
I didn't listen to Fuck Buttons for a long time because their name sounded like some stupid Vice Magazine bullshit. but I'm glad I got over it because I actually really like 'em.
― I'm the head soul brother in the US. Where to now? (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:29 (seventeen years ago)
also I think I would've liked Wooden Shjips about 80% more if their name wasn't spelled like that.
(interestingly, this did not keep me from diggin' Wzt Hearts)
― I'm the head soul brother in the US. Where to now? (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:31 (seventeen years ago)
Ah, but Fudge Tunnel sound exactly like what you'd expect them to with a name like that,
I too hated the Pooh Sticks for their name. Then I heard their music, and I hated them even more.
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:32 (seventeen years ago)
I too am on the no-more-animals/black/crystal names anti-bandwagon. Obviously I've made exceptions, but yeah.
― Matos W.K., Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:33 (seventeen years ago)
bands that use thee instead of the.
― Suggesteban Cambiasso (jim), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:36 (seventeen years ago)
i knew there was something i was forgetting.
unfortunately most of those bands are pretty quality imo
― fucken cumlord (omar little), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:37 (seventeen years ago)
daimn.
― Suggesteban Cambiasso (jim), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:38 (seventeen years ago)
Mi@sma & The Carousel Of Headless Horses
― Matt #2, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:43 (seventeen years ago)
― Suggesteban Cambiasso (jim), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 6:28 PM (1 hour ago)
― europeen handball (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:45 (seventeen years ago)
Disco Inferno sure have a misleading band name. Wish I'd looked into them a lot sooner.
I always assumed the Deftones were some kind of ska punk band. Was suprised by their actual output.
Was completely put off by the Presets assuming they were hipster shit. Well, they're not far removed from that but they're actually also pretty good.
― one art, please (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:45 (seventeen years ago)
ILM I'm disappointed in you. All this time and no Gay Dad mention? For shame.
― display names have been changed to protect the innocent (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:54 (seventeen years ago)
I avoided Neutral Milk Hotel for years, and still feel embarrassed trying to convince people they should give them a listen.
Never gave Super Furry Animals a thought because of their name. Now kicking self.
― staggerlee, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:58 (seventeen years ago)
I think I punched a wall the first time I heard the name Fallout Boy.
― Popper, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)
I heard they were offered a daytime festival gig and they had to turn it down. "Sorry, we can only emit our music at night, hence the name."
― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 26 March 2026 18:53 (two months ago)
Nothing wrong with daily emissions
― Cow_Art, Thursday, 26 March 2026 19:04 (two months ago)
Avalon Emerson because it sounds like an aspirational name for a “cheating” website, like Ashley Madison.
― Sample Clearance Revival (punning display), Friday, 27 March 2026 17:22 (two months ago)
Fred again..
― MarkoP, Friday, 17 April 2026 06:28 (one month ago)
otm -- whenever i see that name i think it's this guy: http://www.youtube.com/fred
and then i get very confused when the likes of brian eno and anderson .paak are collabing with him...
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 23 April 2026 14:21 (one month ago)
I saw that name yesterday and am realizing now that I'd confused him with Right Said Fred (who should collab with Eno also).
― jmm, Thursday, 23 April 2026 14:27 (one month ago)
i think Right Said Fred turned out to be some Right Wing Nutters so that's never going to happen
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Thursday, 23 April 2026 16:10 (one month ago)
It was hiding in plain sight all along
― . (jamiesummerz), Thursday, 23 April 2026 17:12 (one month ago)
Sister Ray Davies Deathray Davies Lana Del Ray Davies
― Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 22:33 (one month ago)
Geese. Sorry.. just can't do it.
― beard papa, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 22:54 (one month ago)
But that's... one of their USPs
― rameau in the main room (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 23:08 (one month ago)
Diarrhea Planet and Viagra Boys being good bands was pretty annoying also having to say pretty much my favorite currently active band is Tropical Fuck Storm is not great
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 23:12 (one month ago)
Thighpaulsandra
― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Tuesday, May 19, 2009 12:54 AM (sixteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink
Still terrible
― brian of britain (Matt #2), Thursday, 30 April 2026 06:38 (one month ago)
Is there a joke or pun there that I'm not getting?
― Cow_Art, Thursday, 30 April 2026 10:40 (one month ago)
best Fred is Fred P
https://ra.co/dj/fredp/biography
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 30 April 2026 11:29 (one month ago)
submit Fred V & Grafix for your consideration
― Throw It Down Binman (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 30 April 2026 12:32 (one month ago)