Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

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i want some pussy and some ass and some fingers and some mouth
i ain't fuckin for me bitch i'm fuckin for the whole SOUUUUUUUUUTH

― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

milking the system, for what it's worth it's not new to me
been breaking banks since bow wow hit puberty

― starsky and what (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 18 April 2009 16:23 (seventeen years ago)

dual level with duplexes in unity
me and my crew commit atrocities like we got immunity

― one thousand BIG HOOS raging and pounding (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 26 April 2009 08:09 (seventeen years ago)

I'm rolllllllin' through the back streets
Them boys don't applaud, but they clap heat

― it ain't trickin' if you raggett (The Reverend), Sunday, 26 April 2009 08:55 (seventeen years ago)

two seater with the top missing
two divas with their tops missing

― GOON carter cash (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

I like the Urlacher line in that.

― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

me too! + a random john beason shout out

― GOON carter cash (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 21:56 (seventeen years ago)

I know you used to slow CD's and Don P's
But tonight its eight tracks and six-packs while I hit that

― ablaeser, Thursday, 30 April 2009 19:52 (seventeen years ago)

It was a beautiful day off in the neighborhood: yellows and greens
And blues and browns and greys and hues that ooze beneath dilapidated wood

― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 April 2009 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

One for the butters, I came from the gutter
No, I came from my mother, but you know what I mean

― Styles Davis (The Reverend), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 00:18 (seventeen years ago)

She got in town I told her meet me at the starbucks
I know what your thinking, why did I say the starbucks?
Well to be honest I be hangin at the coffee shops
By the college, they full of sexy bitches with some knowledge

― yo is it true rev got sbed by a wite kid after a ilx beef?????? (The Reverend), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 04:43 (seventeen years ago)

PA is the town, where it's goin' down, West side to the East it's off the chain
I'm bangin' my surround, swangin' on these clowns, candy paint is drippin' leavin' stains

― some dude, don't make it dad (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 07:13 (seventeen years ago)

I feel like a vulcan
Amongst trollkins

― Subtlest Fart Joke (Oilyrags), Friday, 15 May 2009 17:38 (seventeen years ago)

how is sorrow so heavy
when shared by so many?

― Subtlest Fart Joke (Oilyrags), Sunday, 17 May 2009 01:33 (seventeen years ago)

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― k3vin k., Sunday, 17 May 2009 02:00 (seventeen years ago)

YEEEEEAAAAHHH NIGGA> HOOS GONNA F))) *EV (()()K()) SN--- D-- D-- WORD UP NIGGA

― econoven (usic), Thursday, March 19, 2009 6:33 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 17 May 2009 02:22 (seventeen years ago)

yall this thread is more than 2 years old omg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 17 May 2009 02:23 (seventeen years ago)

five years off, number three in the country
the proof is in the pudding, yeah the hood wants me

― some people wait a lifetime for a momus like this (J0rdan S.), Monday, 25 May 2009 10:52 (seventeen years ago)

"While bitches Botox, I blow cocks" - Princess Superstar

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:32 (seventeen years ago)

The girls are in line for the bathroom and everybody knows
The Big Yellow Taxi (Neptunes Remix) by the Counting Crows

― doobieborther, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 15:34 (seventeen years ago)

where's the thread with the puns that was active yesterday? I lost it and can't remember its title to search :(

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 15:45 (seventeen years ago)

I do this for the backpackers and the slackers
The nerdy no-pussy-having computer hackers

― Subtlest Fart Joke (Oilyrags), Thursday, 28 May 2009 14:36 (seventeen years ago)

I will always <3

To all the ladies in the place with style and grace
Allow me to lace these lyrical douches, in your bushes

― Chaki Demus & Pliers (ENBB), Thursday, 28 May 2009 15:17 (seventeen years ago)

I PUTS THE NEEDLE TO THE GROOVE I GETS RUDE AND I'M FORCED TO FUCK IT UP
MY STYLE CARRIES LIKE A PICKUP TRUCK

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 10:13 (seventeen years ago)

Snakes get smoked on the set like Brandon Lee
Blown out the frame like Pan-Am flight 103

― The-Reverend (rev), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:43 (seventeen years ago)

movin cleverly
with intentions of longevity

― is it ok to oscarbait 'million dollar baby'? (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

Heard you's a peanut-butter lover
You like butter motherfucka?
Well, I was born to buck a knucka
In the mothafuckin' gutta

― doobieborther, Monday, 8 June 2009 00:12 (seventeen years ago)

V-I-C-T-O-R-Y
You can't have it, na na na na na

― clotpoll, Monday, 8 June 2009 02:25 (seventeen years ago)

i think the earliest ilx mention of soulja boy is in this thread

― autogucci cru (deej), Monday, 8 June 2009 02:47 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

You's a feather in my cap
Might say your name, but never ever in my rap

― blap-and-trade system (The Reverend), Thursday, 25 June 2009 06:54 (sixteen years ago)

Check the wine list, libations on me
Hors d'ouvres, caviar, it's all free

― blap-and-trade system (The Reverend), Thursday, 25 June 2009 07:09 (sixteen years ago)

every since i started working at home, i pretty much just sing "they want efx" to myself at least once a day

― it aint my birthdave but i got my name on the drake (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 25 June 2009 07:20 (sixteen years ago)

snappin' necks around the house

― Mindless Thugs Mixtape Volume One (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 June 2009 12:59 (sixteen years ago)

don't get gassed off the hype
cuz you can get smashed with the pipe
and i'mma take the cash and the ice

― matt h. (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 25 June 2009 16:16 (sixteen years ago)

Now I sip soda with the boy
20 inch blades on the car

― nadroj thing (k3vin k.), Thursday, 25 June 2009 19:06 (sixteen years ago)

That RHYMES

― nadroj thing (k3vin k.), Thursday, 25 June 2009 19:07 (sixteen years ago)

Fuck that, I roll up on the side of your jeep
In the rain asking for change, hidin' my heat
Get smart, I let one fly through your seat
Through ya heart, leave a nigga lyin' beneath

― myndbloom, Thursday, 25 June 2009 20:05 (sixteen years ago)

22 inch rims on the 'lac
I guess that was your footprint in the sand, carrying us on your back

― Milton Parker, Thursday, 25 June 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)

SHE STILL MAFIA
STILL EAT TILAPIA

― i yelled "BIG HOOS" but i was yelling at my steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 18:57 (sixteen years ago)

^^^

― rembrandt what (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 19:16 (sixteen years ago)

rock cartier, i'ma chief like an indian
freaks are caribbean, my feets are amphibian

― rembrandt what (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)

IM RIDIN THROUGH THE A, I DONT KNOW WHERE TO TURN TO
Y'ALL LOOK THIRSTY, MY CUTLASS LOOK LIKE ORANGE JUICE

― rembrandt what (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 19:31 (sixteen years ago)

BALL LIKE DRIZZLE, HEY BITCH YOU GOTTA LEARN TO
NIGGAS SAY THEY UNDERGROUND WELL I'MA SEND MY WORMS THROUGH

― rembrandt what (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 19:33 (sixteen years ago)

KILLA DRO, I'M OUT TOO, BENZ, SAUERKRAUT COUPE
C4 BY THE POUND, I'LL MAKE A NIGGA HOUSE MOVE

― rembrandt what (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 19:36 (sixteen years ago)

RIDE WITH ME SHAWTY WHILE I LET THAT SHOULDER LEAN PLAY
WHITE PEOPLE LIKE ME, IM ON MTV WITH GREEN DAY

― rembrandt what (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 19:38 (sixteen years ago)

GREEN ICE, GREEN K, TACKLES LIKE THE GREEN BAY
KING NIGGA, PUT MY BIRTHDAY ON MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY

― rembrandt what (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 19:39 (sixteen years ago)

i'm a lion, you moose food, ill tell you what im used to
colorado, cook a mountain of ounces, the truth fool

― rembrandt what (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 19:43 (sixteen years ago)

I DONT TOLERATE
MY IMPALA GRAPE
BRING THE CHOPPER OUT
BET I DISCOMBOBULATE

― rembrandt what (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

MY CAR, ACTUALLY
WILLY WONKA FACTORY

― rembrandt what (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 19:49 (sixteen years ago)

BLACK TRIPLE THICK TO THE FLOOR, YOUNG CONGO
I'M GHETTO ME AND TOM CRUISE STILL HAVIN LUNCH THOUGH

― rembrandt what (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

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