pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

"Will we be alright, as Kendrick Lamar assures? And who is that "we"? In the realm of the pop anthem, "we" have had a long life. Perhaps it’s the "we" who are champions, who will rock you. But more likely it’s the same "we" who shall overcome."

'Tame Impala's rockist synth-pop'.

sweet jesus i was hoping you made that up xp

"veritable buffet of social garbage" was also a pretty shit phrase imo

what is social garbage

and "veritable buffet" is just such a stupid phrase to use in this context

i am a veritable buffet of social garbage

^^^ title of my solo black metal project

ahh i sometimes hate picking on writers. i'm not a very good writer and i could never do it for my career. i don't know matthew schnipper and otherwise his blurb was fine, i feel like a dick

i do not know him but i'm like, matthew, come on, man

i am hungover so "veritable buffet of social garbage" actually really describes me rn

i almost never care about anything i read online anymore, but this sentence i read today on Pitchfork needs help:

"It will sound as good the day you get fired and get day-drunk at a TGI Fridays as the day you hire a party bus to celebrate your promotion."

i just want to help!

i don't actually know how to help though. i want to help in theory...

that's like the working man's version of "witnessing the stillborn birth of a child while simultaneously having the opportunity to see her play in the afterlife on Imax."

lol that line is classic

imo comparing that review to other reviews is like comparing an aquarium to blue construction paper

white ppl should be banned from writing about kendrick lamar, is how i feel about the schnipper blurb, and white ppl trying to earnestly and poetically demonstrate that they get him might be worse than white ppl who don't get him

"a schnipperb blurb you've got there"

white people be writing like this etc

who is this "we," wonders white person

(he does get to the answer but what)

it was def a weird trend when white people were calling it like an "unapologetically black album" as shorthand for a lot of things

as opposed to all those black albums that kinda hedge

would make a The Grey Album joke if I thought it would help

as opposed to all those black albums that kinda hedge

― tsrobodo, Monday, December 14, 2015 7:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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xp "Overwhelming blackness" was written by a black writer fwiw - Clover Hope. That was the article Carl Wilson was quoting.

it was actually something pharrell said about 'king kunta'

iirc

i found the whole authenticity & integrity angle on the year in quotes feature really disgusting

https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/676490444700807169

Pharrell's original quote was "unapologetically black" and the synonyms kind of proceeded from there with "overwhelming blackness" being Clover Hope's line.

Pitchfork's ongoing embrace of Drake is so sad

Two versions of Hotline Bling on one list (three if you count Cha Cha, I guess)

they should've just done a separate hotline bling list and gotten it out of their system

That's just what The Pitch is for, right?

this feels awkward http://pitchfork.com/features/staff-lists/9774-the-year-in-lyrics-2015/

idk if its dumb but, yeah, awkward

problematic even

I can see how a "memorable punch lines 2015" might kind of work if some effort was put into making it either v extensive or cohesive, this just seems.. lazy/unfinished

also not a good balance between pics><lyrics

have to admit, I giggled at "Here Lies Good Ol' Sufjan"

yea this was terrible

This only really enhances my theory that Young Thug has no actual quotable lines

we named the dog sufjan

this one's not terrible http://pitchfork.com/features/staff-lists/9775-the-year-in-memes-2015/

rollout of the remaining eoy shit has been pretty spotty, lots of dead links and things you'd expect to go live but aren't yet

The Beatles Adding Music to Streaming Services From Tomorrow

is that a sentence?

they are adding music to the streaming services of the future

From Tomorrow Never Knows

this is kinda weird
http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/936-the-rap-year-book-tupacs-california-love/

Bomb-ass hemp: "Bomb ass" is slang for "very good," and "hemp" is slang for "marijuana." I remember reading this thing about how when you want to add a new word to your vocabulary, you have to use it two times out loud, so I’d recommend that here for you so that you can get comfortable saying this. For example, if your friend’s mother passes away, you might try consoling him or her by commenting on the high quality of the event: "Susan, hi, I just want to say real quick that this is a bomb-ass funeral. Your mother, also bomb-ass, would’ve been pleased."

something wrong with the formatting too or are those endnotes?