the opposite sex will always remain a curtain to him?
― flopson, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 16:04 (eight years ago) link
irl lol flopson
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 16:22 (eight years ago) link
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/beef_curtains_bobs_burgers.gif
― bricc baby hitlo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 16:23 (eight years ago) link
Ty Segall's T. Rex covers haven't gotten the attention they deserve.
...
― flopson, Monday, 30 November 2015 14:37 (eight years ago) link
Well? That's pretty subjective. So what?
― Evan, Monday, 30 November 2015 14:46 (eight years ago) link
i'm skeptical that the deserved attention for [Guy who already releases too much music that all sounds the same's] covers of [beloved band he lifted his songwriting and production style from] is more than zero
― flopson, Monday, 30 November 2015 15:27 (eight years ago) link
I guess I'm not as sour about Ty Segall as you to call p4k dumb for that.
― Evan, Monday, 30 November 2015 15:35 (eight years ago) link
― flopson, Monday, November 30, 2015 9:37 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol i saw this too and i'm just like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no thanks
― marcos, Monday, 30 November 2015 15:45 (eight years ago) link
Fantomas' T. Rex cover is probably my fave and deserves more attention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INzvwgEaupo
― bricc baby hitlo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 30 November 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link
From the new Parquet Courts review,
"A chugging number called "Monastic Living I." is Battles without the epiphanies."
Pitchfork needs their critic bait epiphanies people!!
― pplasma, Monday, 30 November 2015 16:26 (eight years ago) link
lol otm flopson
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 30 November 2015 16:28 (eight years ago) link
irl lol'd @ this
http://i.imgur.com/KnWLbGL.png
― cory artangel (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 3 December 2015 15:17 (eight years ago) link
Reminds me of this rating, which has been unfortunately rounded:http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/11041-the-heavy-metal-box/
― MarkoP, Thursday, 3 December 2015 18:04 (eight years ago) link
Bradford Cox Details Alleged Aggressive Encounter With Billy Corgan and Smashing Pumpkins Crew
― flopson, Monday, 7 December 2015 00:09 (eight years ago) link
"Mr. Corgan"
― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 7 December 2015 01:24 (eight years ago) link
This whole thing reminds me of a cover of a Pumpkins show in Feminist Baseball circa 95/96 that I still giggle at whenever I think of it
― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 7 December 2015 02:11 (eight years ago) link
i dont hate p4k, but found it funny to read their review of adeles when we were young, and talking about trying to sound older, when so many of their reviewers now sound like theyre trying to sound like they are about 45 years old!
The sadness swells in her voice as she looks at her friends, who stand with her ravaged by time, knowing the moment won't last forever. What comes next is the inevitability of separation, and then the finality of death. "I'm so mad I'm getting old, it makes me reckless," she sings. But inside all this seriousness and all this sadness are reasons to be happy for what's happened. When she performed the song on "SNL", her hands flared as she hit that peak and went into overdrive. As her backup singers repeated the song's title a moment later, she began mouthing along to the refrain, putting on a goofy smile as she pointed back and forth between herself and someone standing offstage. In broadcasting this private interaction for millions, she reminded us that when you strip away the outsized emotion of her songs, you're left with the connection between two people—an intimacy she never forgets.
or maybe its just a particularly american music crit kind of earnestness i have a weird aversion to.
― StillAdvance, Monday, 7 December 2015 15:01 (eight years ago) link
"Will we be alright, as Kendrick Lamar assures? And who is that "we"? In the realm of the pop anthem, "we" have had a long life. Perhaps it’s the "we" who are champions, who will rock you. But more likely it’s the same "we" who shall overcome."
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Monday, 14 December 2015 20:27 (eight years ago) link
'Tame Impala's rockist synth-pop'.
― campreverb, Monday, 14 December 2015 21:19 (eight years ago) link
sweet jesus i was hoping you made that up xp
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 14 December 2015 21:19 (eight years ago) link
"veritable buffet of social garbage" was also a pretty shit phrase imo
― marcos, Monday, 14 December 2015 21:29 (eight years ago) link
what is social garbage
and "veritable buffet" is just such a stupid phrase to use in this context
― marcos, Monday, 14 December 2015 21:30 (eight years ago) link
i am a veritable buffet of social garbage
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Monday, 14 December 2015 21:32 (eight years ago) link
^^^ title of my solo black metal project
ahh i sometimes hate picking on writers. i'm not a very good writer and i could never do it for my career. i don't know matthew schnipper and otherwise his blurb was fine, i feel like a dick
― marcos, Monday, 14 December 2015 21:34 (eight years ago) link
i do not know him but i'm like, matthew, come on, man
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 14 December 2015 21:37 (eight years ago) link
i am hungover so "veritable buffet of social garbage" actually really describes me rn
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Monday, 14 December 2015 21:37 (eight years ago) link
i almost never care about anything i read online anymore, but this sentence i read today on Pitchfork needs help:
"It will sound as good the day you get fired and get day-drunk at a TGI Fridays as the day you hire a party bus to celebrate your promotion."
― scott seward, Monday, 14 December 2015 21:40 (eight years ago) link
i just want to help!
i don't actually know how to help though. i want to help in theory...
― scott seward, Monday, 14 December 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link
that's like the working man's version of "witnessing the stillborn birth of a child while simultaneously having the opportunity to see her play in the afterlife on Imax."
― poorzingis (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 14 December 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link
lol that line is classic
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Monday, 14 December 2015 21:44 (eight years ago) link
imo comparing that review to other reviews is like comparing an aquarium to blue construction paper
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Monday, 14 December 2015 22:50 (eight years ago) link
white ppl should be banned from writing about kendrick lamar, is how i feel about the schnipper blurb, and white ppl trying to earnestly and poetically demonstrate that they get him might be worse than white ppl who don't get him
― cher guevara (lex pretend), Monday, 14 December 2015 23:39 (eight years ago) link
"a schnipperb blurb you've got there"
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 14 December 2015 23:59 (eight years ago) link
white people be writing like this etc
― Jimmywine Dyspeptic, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 00:04 (eight years ago) link
who is this "we," wonders white person
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 00:07 (eight years ago) link
(he does get to the answer but what)
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 00:09 (eight years ago) link
it was def a weird trend when white people were calling it like an "unapologetically black album" as shorthand for a lot of things
― poorzingis (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 00:39 (eight years ago) link
as opposed to all those black albums that kinda hedge
― tsrobodo, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 00:42 (eight years ago) link
would make a The Grey Album joke if I thought it would help
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 00:48 (eight years ago) link
― tsrobodo, Monday, December 14, 2015 7:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/24/44434061_a598574061.jpg
― poorzingis (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 00:58 (eight years ago) link
xp "Overwhelming blackness" was written by a black writer fwiw - Clover Hope. That was the article Carl Wilson was quoting.
― impossible raver (Re-Make/Re-Model), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 16:45 (eight years ago) link
it was actually something pharrell said about 'king kunta'
― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 17:10 (eight years ago) link
iirc
i found the whole authenticity & integrity angle on the year in quotes feature really disgusting
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 18:32 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/676490444700807169
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 20:15 (eight years ago) link
Pharrell's original quote was "unapologetically black" and the synonyms kind of proceeded from there with "overwhelming blackness" being Clover Hope's line.
― Shkreli, Martin & Wu (some dude), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link
Pitchfork's ongoing embrace of Drake is so sad
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link