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The Complete History of Penis Envy, Parts 17 to 24.......

― russ t, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 11:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ok, show of hands, who's having a small penis day all of a sudden?

http://www.richcompany.com/IMAGES/IROUTE66/hand-big.jpg

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 11:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

That should be a pinky, actually!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 11:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

ach, its not so big. < /east end rabbi voice>

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 12:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is that a mohel?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 12:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

But, I've dated many pro-war types with big dicks.

― maria b (maria b), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 12:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sounds like a recipe for trouble. Or really great sex.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 13:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

P,i,c,a,y,u,n,e.

― Cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 16:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is this Momus character available on Tuesday at 11:00 am?

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 23:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Actually, the rest of the Plaster Caster collection linked above makes me feel quite good about myself. Also awww, Sally Timms has cute nipples.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 1 May 2003 23:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

...which is not a surprise, really, after having seen a few Mekons shows. But still, it's nice to have it scientifically verified.

― pauls00, Friday, 2 May 2003 02:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Some of us may be able to go embedded!?

― Dan I., Friday, 2 May 2003 02:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

six years pass...

You can have your own cast of Momusdick for $750 now.

― smashing aspirant (milo z), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

What's funny is that you can buy a Cynthia cast of this for $750.
(and no, Photoshop doesn't - erm - enter into it)
― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 18:57 (7 years ago)

― Mary Lynn Ice Cube (sic), Saturday, 16 October 2010 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

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