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unless, like me, you live in Arizona

10 best metal bands I wasn't ready for until I heard other metal bands

1. Venom before hearing Celtic Frost
2. Celtic Frost before hearing Darkthrone
3. Entombed before hearing Nihilist
4. Possessed before hearing Venom
5. Autopsy before hearing Entombed
6. Sodom before hearing Aura Noir
7. Aura Noir before hearing Darkthrone again
8. At the Gates before hearing Entombed again (and Grotesque)
9. Demilich before hearing Atheist
10. Demigod before hearing At the Gates

metal is all about levels

My current Duke Ellington album era 10

New Orleans Suite
The Far East Suite
Such Sweet Thunder
& John Coltrane
Money Jungle
Blues In Orbit
And His Mother Called Him Bill
Latin American Suite
Afro-Bossa
Festival Session

Thatis an intensely bizarre ranking of months

Commonly available fruits in my area:
Red Anjou Pears
Peaches
Nectarines
Strawberries
Raspberries
Plums
Mango
Pineapple
Blueberries
Honeycrisp Apples
Other non-Red Delicious varities of apple
Canteloupe
Honeydew
Watermelon
Blackberries
Grapefruit
Red Delicious Apples

Songs of 2015 that could be Flight Of The Conchords songs if the lyrics were a bit sillier

3. https://youtu.be/EyEB2AEqHxc
"'Cause I'm a man", with "man" pitched above the normal male vocal range. Bravo sir
2. https://shessorad.bandcamp.com/track/wonder-woman
Cool minimo-funk track, only lacking a Jemaine rap about being in love with various superheroes
1. https://youtu.be/ABXcIsmyLJk
Not technically released in 2015, but still the best

1. Hey Frederick
2. Good Shepherd
3. Volunteers
4. Turn My Life Down
5. The Farm
6. Eskimo Blue Day
7. We Can Be Together
8Meadowlands
9. A Song for All Seasons
10. Wooden Ships

1. "We Ride"
2. "We Found Love"
3. "SOS"
4. "Shut Up And Drive"
5. "What's My Name"
6. "Don't Stop The Music"
7. "Umbrella"
8-?. The rest

cros
stills
nash

really i just want to badmouth graham nash

The blue chair which affords the only proper view of the TV
The 3 seats on the sofa, ranked south to north, or more realistically the whole sofa in a horizontal fashion
The piano stool
The two chairs at the table (which are inaccessible in the winter anyway, cos you have to move the vinyl over there away from the heater)
The floor
The shower cubicle
The bed

1. Doughnut Plant (New York)
2. Stan's Doughnuts (Westwood)
3. Voodoo Doughnuts (Portland)
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n-2 Krispy Kreme
n-1 Dunkin Donuts
n. whatever's on the shelf at your local supermarket

Entemmans (sp?) pop ems are so addictive. They rank with dunkin.

1 pyjama pants
2 sweat pants
3 soft stretchy skinny jean legging things
4 leggings
5 bootcut jeans
6 dress pants

1 diarrhea at a funeral
2 westworld

1. Golf
2. Noel Fielding.
3. A prolapsed anus.

Top 40 Greatest Years For Music

40. 2006
39. 1987
38. 2012
37. 1989
36. 1976
35. 1974
34. 2007
33. 2008
32. 1972
31. 2003

30. 2002
29. 1985
28. 1967
27. 1986
26. 1998
25. 1992
24. 2004
23. 1991
22. 1975
21. 1971

20. 1970
19. 1993
18. 1982
17. 1977
16. 2000
15. 2013
14. 2001
13. 1973
12. 2005
11. 1995

10. 1983
9. 1999
8. 1996
7. 1994
6. 1978
5. 1984
4. 1979
3. 1997
2. 1981
1. 1980

1. Bengal Spice
2. Mandarin Orange Spice
3. True Blueberry
4. Peppermint
5. Chamomile
6. Red Zinger
7. Lemon Zinger
8. Cranberry Apple Zinger
9. Almond Sunset
10. Ginger
11. Sleepytime
12. Raspberry Zinger

All other flavours are beaten out by plain hot water

roastaroma tho?

sleepytime robbed :(

stevie otm roastaroma is very good

oh i've never had it i just know of it and i know that ppl have opinions abt it, also i love the name a lot

1. Spa
2. Gerolsteiner
3. Eska
4. Voss
5. San Pellegrino
6. Perrier
7. Poland Spring
8. Mountain Valley
8. Badoit
9. Vichy Catalan
10. Apollonaris
11. La Croix
12. Crystal Geyser
13. Sodastream'd tap water
14. Club soda

i love gerol

Your list of breads is disgusting

agree

1. 90 Bisodol (Crimond)
2. Achtung Bono
3. CSI: Ambleside
4. Cammell Laird Social Club
5. Four Lads Who Shook the Wirral
6. Voyage to the Bottom of the Road
7. Trouble Over Bridgewater
8. Urge for Offal
9. This Leaden Pall
10. Some Call it Godcore

1. Miller's Crossing
2. Inside Llewyn Davis
3. The Big Lebowski
4. Fargo
5. Blood Simple
6. A Serious Man
7. Raising Arizona
8. No Country For Old Men
9. Burn After Reading
10. O Brother Where Art Thou?
11. The Hudsucker Proxy
12. True Grit
13. Barton Fink
14. Hail Caesar
15. The Man Who Wasn't There
16. Intolerable Cruelty
17. The Ladykillers

(only saw HC once; repeat viewings could alter status)

---top tier---
1. Deceptacon
2. Hot Topic
3. The The Empty
---second tier---
4. Let's Run
5. Slideshow at Free University
6. Phanta
7. Les and Ray
8. Eau d'Bedroom Dancing
9. What's Yr Take On Cassavetes
--bottom tier
10. My My Metrocard
11. Friendship Station
12. Dude Yr So Crazy

1. Kiki’s Delivery Service
2. My Neighbor Totoro
3. The Wind Rises
4. Porco Rosso
5. Spirited Away
6. Princess Mononoke
7. Howl’s Moving Castle
8. Castle in the Sky
9. Ponyo
10. Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

1. Yorkshire
2. Twinings
3. PG Tips
4. Clipper
5. Tetley
6. Tea Pigs
7. Typhoo
8. Lipton

1. Candy Cane
2. Gingerbread
3. Throat Coat
4. Red Bush Rooibos
5. Licorice Spice
6. Marco Polo Rouge by Mariage Fréres

1. Thin Lizzy - The Boys Are Back in Town
2. Everything else

damn, true

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as soon as i saw "1. Yorkshire" I knew it was you

Five-way tie:

1. Valentino
1. Cholula
1. Tapatio
1. Frank’s
1. Crystal

6. Tabasco (still excellent tho!)

Not ranked, bc disgusting: habanero-based hot sauces

Cholula stands alone!

Frank’s is so legit

My one issue with Cholula is that the bottle-to-heat ratio is low, I find myself exhausting a bottle in five days if I'm feeling spicy

I can see that. I’m not a real big spicy spice fan, but I love the taste of Cholula. I don’t even care about the food most of the time, it just serves as a vessel to get more Cholula to my mouth.

Crystal is my true love

Bands Called “The Heartbreakers”:

1. The band from New York
2. The band from Florida

Velvet Underground albums:

1. The fourth one
2. The second one
3. The first one
4. The third one

How much I regret trading in all my Grimes albums this past weekend from least regretted to, "lol, I only listened to this once":

1. Art Angels
2. Halfaxa
3. Visions
4. Geidi Primes (or however it's spelled)
5. The split record with some noname

Jonathan Richman's Best Conan Appearances

1. I Was Dancing In The Lesbian Bar (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjFU98mEem4)
2. You're Crazy for Taking the Bus (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r5NkEkaXHQ)
3. Let Her Go Into the Darkness (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ech2iOtlsaw)
4. Just Because I'm Irish (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK6IBqDqGqQ)
5. Everyday Clothes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFwJMdeWqlw)
6. The Girl Stands Up to Me Now (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmbhOa8NdG8)
7. Vampire Girl (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPHuZ_8xGGM)
8. The Silent Treatment (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dwiqo3_xJM)

Tori’s 5 best records

1. Boys for pele
2. From the choir girl hotel
3. Little earthquakes
4. To Venus and back
5. Under the pink

1. good times
2. New York
3. Joey
4. ice cream
5. travel
6. Dee Dee
7. good times
8. Norman Wisdom
9. Johnny
10. TV

1. Beer
2. Pot
3. Food
4. Coffee - caffeine
5. Sex

I thought you were clean & sober, Ross?

morris - from hard drugs, still smoke pot and drink casually