lol at bruce there 'why did they ask me to put my keys in a bowl???'
― balls, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:28 (ten years ago)
damn, al. take your henley shirt off while you're in here.
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:28 (ten years ago)
didn't know Paul Giamatti was bros with der Sting and Bruce.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:29 (ten years ago)
paul giamatti, malcolm mcdowell, vinny testeverde
― balls, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:30 (ten years ago)
didn't know Paul Giamatti played Vader without the mask in ROTJ
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:30 (ten years ago)
^ winner
― balls, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:31 (ten years ago)
Oh come on. That's a freaking meme by this point.
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:32 (ten years ago)
Hey Billy! You're an ugly little man!
http://i.imgur.com/6XIHZDy.jpg
"Gosh. However will I recover?"
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:33 (ten years ago)
i don't follow fuckyeahemperorpalpajoel on the tumblr or whatever
― balls, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:33 (ten years ago)
Ha, all I've done is type in the words "Billy Joel" into Google and seen that pic a dozen times.
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:34 (ten years ago)
always nice to see a proud father giving away his daughter's hand in marriage
― balls, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:34 (ten years ago)
lol wait holy shit it really is. And I didn't even see the harmonica pic.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:35 (ten years ago)
― balls,
and eating the rest of her
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:35 (ten years ago)
great billy joel performing cunnilingus, thx for that scenario soto
― balls, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:36 (ten years ago)
cunnilinguini at our Italian restaurant
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:37 (ten years ago)
lol morbs
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:38 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/ZVhGH46.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:38 (ten years ago)
she's a modern woman!
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:38 (ten years ago)
and for god's sake don't eat me out!
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:39 (ten years ago)
god imagine how happy you would feel getting to take a pic of billy joel licking the knife
― balls, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:40 (ten years ago)
if that's movin up then i'm eatin out
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:40 (ten years ago)
you men will not break me with these Billy-Joel-eating-pussy puns.
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:42 (ten years ago)
Billy Joel? More like Jilly's Bowl!
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:44 (ten years ago)
http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/07/surprise-excited-jaw-drop-gif.gif?gs=a
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:46 (ten years ago)
see what Richard Marx songs are about cunnilingus besides "Endless Summer Nights" and uh "Hazard"
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:47 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/I5p9asi.gif
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:47 (ten years ago)
"Satisfied" ?
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:48 (ten years ago)
"Flesh and Bone" ?
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:49 (ten years ago)
"Glory of Love" ?
O wait.
I took for granted, all the timesThat I thought would last somehowI hear the laughter, I taste the tearsBut I can't get near you nowOh, can't you see it babyYou've got me going crazy
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:49 (ten years ago)
snatch, clunge, jelly rollnappy dugout, pussyholeit's still a tasty minge to me
― balls, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:50 (ten years ago)
Fucking wayfarers
― calstars, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:51 (ten years ago)
Schmaltzy assclown
and we would all go down together
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:53 (ten years ago)
Hmm mmmm. Keep it up.
http://i.imgur.com/aLDspAl.gif
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:54 (ten years ago)
Let. The. Hate. Flow. Through. You.
Oh, she takes care of herselfShe can wait if she wantsShe's ahead of her timeOh, and she never gives outAnd she never gives inShe just changes her mind
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:56 (ten years ago)
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/it/thumb/f/f0/I%27m_on_fire_video.png/240px-I%27m_on_fire_video.png
So, um, what the hell is happening here?
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:57 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZq5hy2RsvM
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:58 (ten years ago)
Hah hahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7pRf3TJVC8
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 03:00 (ten years ago)
― balls, Tuesday, September 15, 2015 3:50 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
deliberately staying awake another two hours so this doesn't influence my dreams
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 03:00 (ten years ago)
influencehaunt
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 03:01 (ten years ago)
http://www.facebook.com/richardmarxmusic/posts/10152113168840555
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 03:01 (ten years ago)
I feel so close to unraveling ... something. Secret of the universe, space-time continuum, hot funk, cook punk ...
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 03:02 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsy7iiet6Yw
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 03:03 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXvki5MKPAI
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 03:04 (ten years ago)
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, September 14, 2015 9:57 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
no one ever said Bruce doesn't like to go under the hood now and then
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 03:05 (ten years ago)
I'm going to bed. Gonna put some ice on my sore Virginia first though.
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 03:08 (ten years ago)
blue waffle beef curtaintonsils deep in bearded clamhairy goblet pink canoepalomita pop
bajingo foo-foo honey potmunching on the soggy boxpenis fly trap french fry dipCommunist Bloc
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 03:14 (ten years ago)
i was really hoping for a billy joel song-of-the-day thread, until i read the last 300 posts on this thread. now i'm praying it doesn't happen.
― fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 03:22 (ten years ago)