pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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spotted some challops in scott's remix - "edge of seventeen" replaced with "leather & lace, "let's dance" left exactly where it was

da croupier, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 19:08 (eight years ago) link

the inclusion of "hungry heart"

da croupier, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 19:10 (eight years ago) link

Cruel Summer in it's rightful place.

campreverb, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 19:46 (eight years ago) link

all in good fun. it's my freestyle edit!

scott seward, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 19:48 (eight years ago) link

"I Can't Wait" by Nu Shooz should've been on here.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 19:56 (eight years ago) link

Still no Dead Milkmen.

how's life, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 20:08 (eight years ago) link

I mean, everything off of Beelzebubba, but Sri Lanka Sex Hotel in particular is missing.

how's life, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 20:11 (eight years ago) link

ooh, good call on nu shooz! I also added They'll Need a Crane; there should be at least a single TMBG cut.
Still room for more plus loads of cleanup for more as we have doubles from The Bangles, Bobby Brown, Chaka Khan, DeBarge, Debbie Deb, Def Leppard, George Michael, The Go Gos, Ice T, Lisa Lisa, Maze, Paul Simon, The Pointer Sisters, The Psychedelic Furs, REM, Stevie Wonder, and Terence Trent D'Arby. And now Dead Milkmen, because i wanted Bitchin' Camaro on there too.

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 20:27 (eight years ago) link

xp wheres "Smoking Banana Peels"

billstevejim, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 20:28 (eight years ago) link

ya forgot to Pass The Dutchie on the left hand side

billstevejim, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 20:29 (eight years ago) link

hitting it at least once more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaCu-EmN4nU

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link

Thank you, Tim F, for saying what I was kind of afraid to say (here and on FB)

RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 20:42 (eight years ago) link

big fan of the ET Boogie. one of my favorite 12 inches.

scott seward, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 20:54 (eight years ago) link

i saw musical youth the day after they were on SNL. they did pass the dutchie twice. thankfully.

scott seward, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 20:56 (eight years ago) link

I couldn't find a playlist on spotify (I'm sure there must be people who made it into a list already but search function sucks or it takes some time to update). So here's a link, I'm sort of busy so this might take two days but half of the list is there already:

https://open.spotify.com/user/moteldemoka/playlist/491iIVQpdjtGOa8keqt0mP

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 22:28 (eight years ago) link

ha "slang teacher", awesome. thats a jam.

brimstead, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 22:29 (eight years ago) link

Interesting that R.E.M. only gets one song on the list (and not even top 100 treatment) considering they listed Murmur as a top 5 80s album when they did that list a decade ago. Reflects the exodus of Gen X white dudes I guess.

thom yorke state of mind (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 22:50 (eight years ago) link

Ok I actually completed the list already, faster than I though. It's missing all songs from Prince but one, pictures of you, Rhythim Is Rhythim, De La Soul and someone else I can't remember right now.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 23:00 (eight years ago) link

sorry to be the dick who points this out Moka but it was built yesterday and has 600+ subscribers
http://open.spotify.com/user/norwich5/playlist/5rYtPUau6Aewf3UrsM7r66

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 23:40 (eight years ago) link

"strings of life" is filed under derrick may

brimstead, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 23:40 (eight years ago) link

xp n/m

brimstead, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 23:40 (eight years ago) link

My feeling about the aesthetic delineated by the list is that, while it ostensibly reflects a post-poptimist awareness, it's nevertheless iconoclastic in a way I think I genuinely have a hard time relating to at least my own sense of what the poptimist experience is about. Like "Thank goodness there's no 'Come on, Eileen'" is an interesting statement to me. It reminds me of the fact that "Thank goodness there's no 'Come on, Eileen'" could have easily been uttered in an '80s indie culture context. And then I look at this list and, what do you know, I see the Wipers and the Chills and Husker Du and Galaxie 500 and Beat Happening and Spacemen 3 and Mission of Burma and the Pixies and the Minutemen and Nirvana and Nick Cave and Black Flag and Dinosaur Jr. and Bad Brains and Sonic Youth (and a fair number of other things easily integral or peripheral to '80s indie culture as well).

Someone upthread said something about there being no space for an artist like Taylor Dayne on this list. That's interesting, too. Pitchfork writers not happening to be Taylor Dayne fans is, of course, one thing, but I wonder how is it that there's no space for her here. Again, I wonder about my perception of a new iconoclasm and, if that is indeed the case, who's getting left outside the door.

No "Double Dutch Bus" or Jets or New Edition or Debbie Gibson. Just adult music? "White Lines" and "The Message" the only early rap. No pop metal.

timellison, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 00:11 (eight years ago) link

double dutch bus was bothering me as something i'd been forgetting.

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 00:12 (eight years ago) link

two things

a) belated thanks to people who brought up my blurbs! finally reading those madonna liner notes growing up came in handy for something

b) my mother's comment when I told her there was a list: "what, no flock of seagulls?"

for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 00:41 (eight years ago) link

lol

insufficiently familiar with xgau's work to comment intelligently (BradNelson), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 00:53 (eight years ago) link

I'm starting to meet students whose dads were "into Brian Eno in the eighties."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 00:54 (eight years ago) link

it was built yesterday and has 600+ subscribers

http://media.giphy.com/media/wJ7hpVsjkT3u8/giphy.gif

Now Dom Go Suggbanizer Way (Why?) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 01:11 (eight years ago) link

i was just happy to see Egyptian Lover first thing

― welltris (crüt), Monday, August 24, 2015 7:51 AM Bookmark

haha apparently I am partially responsible for this bc I played that song for Nate Patrin this spring.

drown zoowap (The Reverend), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 02:18 (eight years ago) link

all the dope early 80s dance is the best part of this list imo.

drown zoowap (The Reverend), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 02:20 (eight years ago) link

otm

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 02:23 (eight years ago) link

This has caused me to do a fair amount of retro listening over the past day or two and reminded me how much i love Don't Stop the Rock, I Can't Wait, Two of Hearts, Oh Sheila, Jam On It, Pump Up the Volume, Something About You, Crush on You, You Dropped a Bomb on Me, Lookout Weekend, Let It Whip, Feel for You, Sweet Love, etc

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 02:44 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, the live for The Groove on Sirius. "Party grooves from the '70s and funked-out early '80s jams." (Now playing: Dazz Band, "Let It All Blow")

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 02:51 (eight years ago) link

I mean, come on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zTdKHIQkvc

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 02:51 (eight years ago) link

top 50: 25 black artists, 25 white artists. what a fucking coincidence, right?

cock chirea, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 02:55 (eight years ago) link

The Gang Starr inclusion is very ???!??

It's totally the "About a Girl" THESE GUYS WERE IMPORTANT BUT NOT IN THIS DECADE pick of their hip-hop selections. Except "About a Girl" is really good song in it's own right, where "DJ Premier in Deep Concentration" is a bit of a footnote even within Gang Starr's career? I mean it's cool and all but how many brilliant 80s rap songs got skipped over so a scratch record by someone no one really cared about in 1989 could make the cut?

drown zoowap (The Reverend), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:11 (eight years ago) link

or what I'm really saying is NO "THE NEW RAP LANGUAGE", NO CREDIBILITY

drown zoowap (The Reverend), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:12 (eight years ago) link

Interesting that this list, on the whole, doesn't really have a ton of MTV new wave/college rock, apart from a few iconic bands. Like, if Pitchfork had made this list 15 years ago, I feel like there'd be more R.E.M., Violent Femmes, B-52s, Blondie, Devo, Duran Duran, etc.

jaymc, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:19 (eight years ago) link

There are so many lenses through which people can view the 80s, but it seems like magazines/sites have always done it through the new wave/college rock/prestige artist view, and it's why R.E.M., etc appear on all the lists every time. Not that they don't deserve their helping of praise, but FUCK YEAH it's about time I saw a list with Al B. Sure! on it. I know a lot of work went into this and I feel bad for not reading everyone's blurbs, but I'm mainly just happy the list is different.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:23 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, I agree with that. Love seeing Chaka Khan, Evelyn Champagne King etc

jaymc, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:25 (eight years ago) link

Just thinking about how that '80s stuff seemed so formative to '90s alt/indie. Like, the Spin Alternative Record Guide gave high marks to Just Can't Get Enough, the 10-CD '80s new-wave comp.

jaymc, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:28 (eight years ago) link

It's just funny how some Top 40 from the 80s is acceptable to like in 2015 and some still isn't. There was no way in hell EVER that a John Cougar Mellencamp song was going to be on this list, or New Kids on the Block either, yet room was made for Tears for Fears to appear twice.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:28 (eight years ago) link

But it's a tracks list - not a list that celebrates entire discographies. So it's not really a reflection of whether Tears For Fears is more important than some other 80s artist, but rather just showing appreciation for two great songs that deserved to be included.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:34 (eight years ago) link

I think the "In the Air Tonight" blurb is an example of the framing of this music in iconoclast (and not particularly poptimist, in my view) terms.

Perhaps more than anything else, though, "In the Air Tonight"—written around four space-age synth chords and a thin drip of a drum machine loop—documents Collins’ fervent love affair with the aspirational music technology of his time. The brutish drum sound in the song’s second half was created through a jerry-rigged prototype of the technique that would later become known as gated reverb—which, prior to current imitations, served as a reliable watermark to date pop recordings made between 1982—1991. Vocoder technology was used to create shadowy underarmor for Collins’ main vocal, which in itself was processed into a jagged shadow of itself, drowned in some futuristic outgrowth of the slap-back echo which once sheathed Elvis’ croon. On top of this there are harsh, distorted digital storm clouds—from a synthesizer? guitar? some Frankensteinian combination?

timellison, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:35 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, I agree with that. Love seeing Chaka Khan, Evelyn Champagne King etc

― jaymc, Tuesday, August 25, 2015 8:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not even the most canonical Chaka!

drown zoowap (The Reverend), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:39 (eight years ago) link

But it's a tracks list - not a list that celebrates entire discographies. So it's not really a reflection of whether Tears For Fears is more important than some other 80s artist, but rather just showing appreciation for two great songs that deserved to be included.

― billstevejim, Tuesday, August 25, 2015 11:34 PM (3 minutes ago)

Right, but doesn't it feel "safe" to admit your love of those two TfF singles in a way that admitting you're all in on Pat Benatar doesn't?

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:41 (eight years ago) link

Pretty sure I voted for Pat.

Tim F, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:44 (eight years ago) link

<3 u Tim

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:44 (eight years ago) link

I knew there was a list elsewhere. I used search function and didn't throw anything and I wanted to listen to it while driving. I don't know if there's a point in keeping it... if it doesn't get a significant number of followers in the following days I'll ditch it and make it private. Was just trying to be helpful. It's not like I get any money for sharing spotify lists.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:56 (eight years ago) link

Thanks for the strings of life tip!

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:57 (eight years ago) link

This list doesn't have have "Pump Up The Jam", "Pump Up The Volume" or "Pump Me Up".

drown zoowap (The Reverend), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 04:09 (eight years ago) link


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