a promo photo thread for '80s/'90s bands oozing sobriety and wisdom in the present day

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I recently expressed admiration in another thread for this Culture Club pic in which they avoid this trap by looking old yet comfortable and alive:

http://imgick.lehighvalleylive.com/home/lvlive-media/width620/img/musikfest/photo/17345234-mmmain.jpg

Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 23:36 (ten years ago)

http://www.ticketline.co.uk/images/artist/level-42/level-42.jpg

Level 42

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 00:11 (ten years ago)

(Anton Corbijn's photos of rockers aging with dignity has a big influence on this whole style.)

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 00:12 (ten years ago)

That Level 42 photo should be captioned "Don't worry - my sister's kid plays bass; we'll teach him the songs in a day."

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 00:32 (ten years ago)

somewhat dated but

http://assets.rollingstone.com/assets/images/artists/r-e-m.jpg

Brad C., Wednesday, 1 July 2015 00:47 (ten years ago)

that's not a huge change for r.e.m. though! aside from stipe's hair, har har.

A Smedley Adoption (get bent), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 01:23 (ten years ago)

Suede starting to creep into Spitting Image territory like good Brit rockers should.

scott seward, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 02:09 (ten years ago)

I get that this guy was always serious-faced, dark and gritty, but still I think this belongs here:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/quietus_production/images/articles/10654/michael_gira_1352805705_crop_550x366.jpg

anthony braxton diamond geezer (anagram), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 08:36 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/FuVjlvel.jpg

anthony braxton diamond geezer (anagram), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 08:39 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/jI4o4pMm.jpg

anthony braxton diamond geezer (anagram), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 08:43 (ten years ago)

http://odi-music.net/uploads/posts/2008-04/1209586356_goldenearring-35yearsscaninlay.jpg

Siegbran, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 11:30 (ten years ago)

And now 15 years after that, for the band's 50th anniversary:
http://www.griendpop.nl/img/golden-earring.png

Siegbran, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 11:34 (ten years ago)

Faith No More:

http://cdn.hallels.com/data/images/full/5118/faith-no-more.jpg?w=620

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 12:05 (ten years ago)

threadwinner

Ye Mad Puffin, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 12:16 (ten years ago)

They seem to care a lot.

Mark G, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 12:19 (ten years ago)

http://muzikalia.com/destacados/neworder15c.jpg

early rejecter, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 13:13 (ten years ago)

(Tears for Fears - needs B&W filter)

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 13:23 (ten years ago)

Off-topic but

http://i.imgur.com/fpc5SZo.jpg

Someone needs to tell Wes Borland the Die Antwoord chick's already got a boyfriend.

pplains, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 13:31 (ten years ago)

http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2014/11/03/1227110/736934-88ac0ede-62f4-11e4-bdd3-73a977145716.jpg

Aqua

a chamillionaire full of mallomars (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 13:57 (ten years ago)

TFF pic could also belong on 'show me men who look like old lesbians' tbh.

arbiter of sorrow (aldo), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 14:00 (ten years ago)

xxp: Wes Borland's girlfriend:

http://vancouverweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/inspiration_thetraitsofportraits_02.jpg

\o/

how's life, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 14:02 (ten years ago)

doesnt get DARKer than these

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/509417407853514752/-9mXUn2B.jpeg

tayto fan (Michael B), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 14:06 (ten years ago)

The Aqua shot is excellent.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:17 (ten years ago)

http://www.soundchronicle.com/files/Barenaked%20Ladies.jpg

Barenaked Ladies

a chamillionaire full of mallomars (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:29 (ten years ago)

perfect

sleeve, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:34 (ten years ago)

http://www.magnetmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/matthewsweet_hoffs550.jpg

Susanna Hoffs & Matthew Sweet

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a6/79/16/a679161b21b268e638e9a28232008fcf.jpg

Rammstein

a chamillionaire full of mallomars (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:35 (ten years ago)

I though Matthew Sweet was Keith Lemon.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:36 (ten years ago)

Lloyd Cole now looks like Meatloaf. The Motorhead tshirt in the Culture Club pic is a stroke of genius.

gatinga, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:39 (ten years ago)

http://images2.mtv.com/uri/mgid:file:docroot:mtv.com:/crop-images/2013/09/06/Sugar%20Ray%20GI.jpg

Sugar Ray

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:39 (ten years ago)

Sugar Ray and the NA Sponsors

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:40 (ten years ago)

Apologies for size, but speaking of Motorhead:

https://s3.amazonaws.com/bit-photos/large/2672835.jpeg

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:50 (ten years ago)

all bands are the worst
i hate all bands

marcos, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:54 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/mRz5i1w.jpg

Gotta keep them seat belts initiated.

pplains, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:01 (ten years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/dostuff-production/band_alternate_photo/custom_photos/51807/custom.jpg

311

a chamillionaire full of mallomars (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:07 (ten years ago)

http://www.904happyhour.com/userfiles/images/barenecked%20ladies%201.jpg

More serious Barenaked Ladies

... (Eazy), Friday, 3 July 2015 15:54 (ten years ago)

Ummm

http://assets.rollingstone.com/assets/images/artists/r-e-m.jpg

https://twinpeaksfreaks.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/traces4.jpg

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Friday, 3 July 2015 15:59 (ten years ago)

Even TG falling into the same trap!

https://consequenceofsound.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/throbbing-gristle.jpg

holger sharkey (Tom D.), Friday, 3 July 2015 16:01 (ten years ago)

feeling this thread in my bones. and hair...

got the club going UP on a tuesday (m coleman), Friday, 3 July 2015 16:03 (ten years ago)

'Youthful' Wire

http://www.theglassmagazine.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/wire1.jpg

holger sharkey (Tom D.), Friday, 3 July 2015 16:04 (ten years ago)

http://www.double8tickets.com/images/category/672-a-large.jpg

feargal czukay (NickB), Friday, 3 July 2015 16:05 (ten years ago)

lol @ "barenecked ladies"

example (crüt), Friday, 3 July 2015 16:12 (ten years ago)

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/bdf953a04655efba8af4b90bfe124a3ec2f4d440/c=12-0-2958-2217&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/Salem/2014/06/09/sal0612-wkbblit.jpg

Lit

― a chamillionaire full of mallomars (Doctor Casino), Friday, July 3, 2015 11:29 AM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Let us not forget, second guy on the right is this guy:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Kelly_Thomas#Slidebar_Kitchen_involvement

how's life, Friday, 3 July 2015 16:16 (ten years ago)

Going back to look up some 1995-2005 bands, but good lord, they were all emitting "sobriety and wisdom" back then.

If anything, at least they've grown into their pretentiousness.

It just takes some time...

http://i.imgur.com/5biwhT4.jpg

pplains, Friday, 3 July 2015 16:19 (ten years ago)

Mötley Crüe needs to try a little harder, not completely convinced of the wisdom or the sobriety

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Friday, 3 July 2015 16:39 (ten years ago)

Yeah, it's a stretch. I was specifically looking at Tommy there.

how's life, Friday, 3 July 2015 17:05 (ten years ago)

just need an oxygen tank in the frame to tie it all together

budo jeru, Friday, 10 January 2025 03:15 (one year ago)

one month passes...

Pantera pic by Ross Halfin, a name to stir the memories of 80s-era Kerrang! readers (i.e. me)

https://www.billboard.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/PANTERA-cr-Ross-Halfin-press-2025-billboard-1548.jpg

the patron saint of epilepsy and beekeepers (Matt #2), Tuesday, 4 March 2025 17:11 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

https://i.scdn.co/image/ab6761610000e5eb580d1c8b58c11f498e0760c5

311 - ten years on from their last appearance in these parts

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 20 March 2025 14:16 (one year ago)

Guy on the left letting the side down with half of his shirt

student defenestration time (Matt #2), Thursday, 20 March 2025 14:45 (one year ago)

That Skrillex picture from 2023 looks like AI mashed up four different people into one image (with two of them being Kit Harington and Drake)

The Mikest Whitest monologue ever (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 20 March 2025 14:56 (one year ago)

The 311 photo makes me think of the ordeal of shopping for jeans.

jmm, Thursday, 20 March 2025 15:00 (one year ago)

... at their age

Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 March 2025 15:06 (one year ago)

Woah-oh
Faded is the color of your denim jeans

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 20 March 2025 15:26 (one year ago)

Is 311 the sum total of their ages?

pplains, Thursday, 20 March 2025 15:49 (one year ago)

two months pass...

https://static.stereogum.com/uploads/2025/05/blackflag-1747507940.jpg

Greg Ginn's Black Flag Experience

Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 22 May 2025 22:44 (one year ago)

lol those are his grandkids

I am the stranger, killing the Boer (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 22 May 2025 23:15 (one year ago)


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