Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

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oh man now here is a band i think i would dig

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/M0sCaqmKlSM/hqdefault.jpg

Free Beer - Free Beer (1975)

http://www.redtelephone66.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/freebeertwo-thumb.png

Free Beer - Highway Robbery (1976)

http://cdn.discogs.com/TBC9k6pvgRw_fMgMebIdeogmGuA=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb()/discogs-images/R-3532589-1350058373-7314.jpeg.jpg

Free Beer - Nouveau Chapeau (1977)

Unfortunately:

When Elvis died in 1977, RCA let many acts go, choosing instead to focus on repackaging 'The King'. The members of 'FREE BEER' decided to pack it in but have remained friends and in touch and continue to pursue performing and songwriting careers. However, recent interest in the band has motivated this site, and who knows what else?

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 16 May 2015 22:11 (eleven years ago)

seriously though that self-titled cover is fucking amazing, can't believe that's not canon "best album covers of the 70s"

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 16 May 2015 22:12 (eleven years ago)

This thread is better than many museums.

schwantz, Monday, 18 May 2015 04:56 (eleven years ago)

Speculating that there must be an album out there with a airbrush painting of lumberjacks felling a tree, perhaps with musical instruments as their axes, hollering the title, "TIMBRE!"

juggulo for the complete klvtz (bendy), Monday, 18 May 2015 12:26 (eleven years ago)

the nouveau chapeau cover would be at home on the 'band photos where one member refuses to play along' thread

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 18 May 2015 13:19 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Uhxo5Z0.jpg
Krokodil: Getting Up For The Morning

http://i.imgur.com/AeyQkx2.jpg
Duffy: Just In Case You're Interested

moans and feedback (Dinsdale), Thursday, 21 May 2015 12:51 (eleven years ago)

Psych bands should arguably be excluded from the thread as I think the intention of the cornball titles was meaningfully different - but still:

https://cdn-images.9cloud.us/555/lighthouse___suite_feeling_500x500_764576713.jpg

http://img.maniadb.com/images/album/643/643153_1_f.jpg

Lighthouse - Suite Feeling (1969) and Peacing It All Together (1970)

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 24 May 2015 22:57 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/zPBsH4x.jpg?1

Stuff - More Stuff

los blue jeans, Monday, 25 May 2015 04:13 (eleven years ago)

that's a keeper

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 25 May 2015 15:46 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Iz2L1Xw.jpg

Stuff - Stuff It!

moans and feedback (Dinsdale), Monday, 25 May 2015 17:12 (eleven years ago)

dunno why but i have this feeling Stuff are probably better than most of the bands in this thread, can anyone confirm?

(to wit, have been listening to and enjoying Lighthouse's One Fine Morning, the dollar purchase of which prompted the above posts. it's not bad if you're in the mood for some very optimistic and kinda corny/borderline bubblegum sentiment from your psych-ish rock bands. title track is solid, and there's a great dumb melodramatic number about families on the california gold rush.)

Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 May 2015 17:21 (eleven years ago)

Kinda liking the Stuff It! cover - the frazzled hair, the way her white shorts make her top half look disembodied, the fact that "Stuff" in concentric circles is apparently their logo.

Lee626, Monday, 25 May 2015 18:44 (eleven years ago)

Krokodil's keyboardist Hardy Hepp cleaned up nicely for his solo career:

http://i.imgur.com/XUDf1An.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Ort8us2.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/gflXl2v.jpg
(the opening track is titled 'But Now I Have a Crow')

their drummer called himself Düde Dürst:

http://i.imgur.com/rSjUXD3.jpg

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Monday, 25 May 2015 21:31 (eleven years ago)

('Hahn' and 'Huhn' are German for 'Chicken' and 'Rooster', so the full title is Hepp - Chicken & Rooster: alive and good night)

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Monday, 25 May 2015 21:34 (eleven years ago)

(or Hen and Cock, if you wish)

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Monday, 25 May 2015 21:34 (eleven years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/R-4451963-1365261831-2600.jpeg.jpg

Herbie Flowers - A Little Potty

sonz of a croup da croupier (NickB), Saturday, 6 June 2015 21:52 (eleven years ago)

Rabbitt - "Boys Will Be Boys" and "A Croak and a Grunt in the Night" (no, I've got no idea either...)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n7Fl9SjlnG4/S64rNYPNbWI/AAAAAAAAAfc/023erPKVhRw/s1600/r_boys.jpg

http://a1.img.bidorbuy.co.za/image/upload/user_images/144/2642144/2642144_150130091811_IMG_2186.JPG

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Monday, 8 June 2015 16:22 (eleven years ago)

wauw! what is the title of the second one? can't figure out the second word

sonz of a croup da croupier (NickB), Monday, 8 June 2015 16:32 (eleven years ago)

I made sure to give the title for that very reason!

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Monday, 8 June 2015 16:36 (eleven years ago)

those are both ace

Doctor Casino, Monday, 8 June 2015 16:42 (eleven years ago)

I made sure to give the title for that very reason!

oh i didn't see that! not 'wank' after all

sonz of a croup da croupier (NickB), Monday, 8 June 2015 16:47 (eleven years ago)

Adding the exclamation point to Boys Will Be Boys! just makes it so much worse, for some reason.

Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 8 June 2015 19:03 (eleven years ago)

Absolutely

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Monday, 8 June 2015 19:16 (eleven years ago)

Don't know why you'd call your album this but...

http://www.harmonies.com/releases/cover/11024.jpg

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Monday, 8 June 2015 21:34 (eleven years ago)

You never him.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 08:18 (eleven years ago)

there's a different version of that cover with TK feeding swans

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 11:19 (eleven years ago)

into a wood chipper

Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 11:39 (eleven years ago)

I really shouldn't drink hot coffee while reading this thread.

doug watson, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 12:44 (eleven years ago)

<doug watson goes to conference room, sees it's a forgettable 1970s band named Hot Coffee, promoting their album "...With Extra Cream!?">

doug watson: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 13:13 (eleven years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/R-4451963-1365261831-2600.jpeg.jpg

Herbie Flowers - A Little Potty

Is there supposed to be some kind of a pun here, based on the adjective and noun meaning of "potty"? Shouldn't the guy be sitting on a potty then?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 13:31 (eleven years ago)

I thought "potty" meant "quirky" in English-as-spoken-in-England.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 13:35 (eleven years ago)

Maybe it's like, a little party, hence him being shrunk to mushroom size, but Herbie is also a little potty?

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 13:36 (eleven years ago)

Ah, okay, I get it.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 13:39 (eleven years ago)

That's a little awful.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 13:40 (eleven years ago)

Maybe it's like, a little party, hence him being shrunk to mushroom size

i'm dubious about that. maybe there's a herb/pot joke going on there though

sonz of a croup da croupier (NickB), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 13:46 (eleven years ago)

Doesn't explain why he's dressed as Noddy.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 17:28 (eleven years ago)

how was Dr. Heckle and Mr. Jive not made it here yet!

http://musicmp3spb.org/images/e/england_dan_john_ford_coley/fdr_heckle_30d6a489a8ba89ce0c4272.jpg

Cory Sklar, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 17:34 (eleven years ago)

a title so good that Men at Work nabbed it for one of their tunes

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 17:40 (eleven years ago)

Man this thread is like 5 solid years of #vnyl shipments

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 18:40 (eleven years ago)

I would actually be stoked to get some of these records though!

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 03:44 (eleven years ago)

At the very least, they'd make for a fantastic display rack

doug watson, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 09:43 (eleven years ago)

I've Got My Own Records To Sell

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 14:04 (eleven years ago)

pertinent:

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/20-rock-albums-rolling-stone-loved-in-the-1970s-that-you-never-heard-20150611

irl friend of the geir (NickB), Friday, 12 June 2015 15:21 (eleven years ago)

guessing that frankie miller has a lot more to offer this thread

http://cache.osta.ee/iv2/auctions/1_1_9119045.jpg

irl friend of the geir (NickB), Friday, 12 June 2015 15:25 (eleven years ago)

xpost hey I've heard four of those Braggin 1970s

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Friday, 12 June 2015 15:38 (eleven years ago)

'shazam' kind of the sore thumb of that list, thought it's pretty well regarded? (nb. i know nothing about the move's profile level in the us)

would not be surprised if the bs&t has already made an appearance, but...
http://eil.com/images/main/Blood-Sweat--Tears-No-Sweat-496051.jpg

& al kooper's act like nothing's wrong
http://www.recordsbymail.com/uploads/9-18-14-2/134024.jpg

no lime tangier, Friday, 12 June 2015 16:10 (eleven years ago)

wife's dad moved out of his house into condo and i got a box of (mostly terrible) records but this one is pretty good and is close to the platonic ideal of this thread

http://cdn.discogs.com/fSxrz1QH3xuCguYj-YDQa56LU2g=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-2695362-1296918215.jpeg.jpg

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 June 2015 19:31 (eleven years ago)

(fyi all the hardcover books have titles of the songs on the album, a nice touch)

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 June 2015 19:31 (eleven years ago)


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