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compiling Cool Lists = NOT COOL

― braveclub (braveclub), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

ILM COOL LIST 2006

1. Black people

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

2. Whichever commissioning editor you'd slagged off merely two weeks ago who's now offering you work on DUBSTEP~!

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

in 2006 who cares

Judging from 2004 album sales

PRECISELY

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

Green Day + US < Westlife, remember?

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

U2 lol freudian

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

actually cool people on that list:

1 Beth Ditto (The Gossip)
5 Karen O (Yeah Yeah Yeahs)
10 Lovefoxxx (CSS)
16 Cee-Lo (Gnarls Barkley)
25 Jay-Z
34 Lupe Fiasco
48 Cat Power
50 Amy Winehouse

actual coolest person to have existed this year: ellen allien

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

Well, just because it's the oughties doesn't mean that nobody cares about bands that were around in the 90s or earlier. Lots of people do indeed care more about those than about new and "hip" acts.

Unlike whatever NME "next big thing" darlings they may put on their next cover, U2 and Green Day have already proved lasting appeal. But I guess some people are against the idea of something having lasting appeal at all (Does this mean that members of different generations may like the same music??? Oh God forbid! Don't ever let that disaster happen!!!!!)

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

what's cool about this woman?

― benrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

Geir Explains It All

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

Lex, if you think Lupe Fiasco's cool, you'd probably pop a cork at some of the hep cats in attendance at your local cosplay convention.

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

Karen O tries too hard, she's like a pantomime rock star.

― braveclub (braveclub), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

fucking karen o. lame.

i would be shocked and stunned if word only sold 7,000 more than plan b.

― benrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

i don't pay attention to what karen o is like on stage or in interviews or in person, but i love her voice on the yeah yeah yeahs album. that's cool enough for me!

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

also, i don't much like rock stars, so it stands to reason that i'd like a pantomime version of one.

lupe fiasco is CUTE.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

Deciding how cool someone is based entirely on their music:

Seven letters:

-o-k-sm

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

also, i don't much like rock stars, so it stands to reason that i'd like a pantomime version of one.

pete doherty!

― benrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

Dorkasm?

New word!

― braveclub (braveclub), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

cockism

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

The bi-monthly magazine Plan B, edited by esteemed Melody Maker journalist Everett True, still does not have office space, but through eight issues since June 2004 it has comfortably reached the impressive circulation of 25,000.

Word Magazine

This summary report refers to the period 01-Jan-2006 to 30-Jun-2006.
This report was approved by the ABC on 17-Aug-2006.

Heading Detail
Publisher Name: Development Hell LTD
Magazine Classification: Music:Other
ABC Primary Figure: 35,142

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

'esteemed'

― benrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

deciding on how good someone's music is depending upon how cool they are, on the other hand...

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

if that's true, then good on 'em. (xxpost)

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

Is Loose Lips Sinks Ships ever going to have a new issue out?

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

If U2 and Green Day were so hot they wouldn't have to record Skids covers to get a hit!

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha just noticed

"My Chemical Brothers"

― benrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

STEP AWAY STEVEM

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

Wrist Slashin' Beats

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

'If You Kling To Me, You'll Never Hear The End Of It'

― benrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

OMG guys GUESS WHAT...when you say "NME" out loud it sounds like you're saying "ENEMY"!

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

LOCK THREAD

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

11 Paul Simonon (The Good, The Bad & The Queen)

This is wrong, he's cool for The Clash, not for some band that have released one single and a couple of 'secret' gigs.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

The Good, The Bad & The Queen suck
The Good, The Bad & The Queen suck
The Good, The Bad & The Queen suck
And The Clash sucked too

― lol anal cunt lyrics amirite? (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

Thrusting Thatcherkids may not necessarily have heard of the Clash.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

Have I ever told ILX the story of how when Strummer pegged it, Radio 1's opening headline was "The lead singer of a band who influenced U2 has died"?

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

lucky them

xpost

― benrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

joe strummer is dead?!?!?!

― benrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

who is joe strummer?

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

He was the lead singer of Racey.

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

(http://www.walkingskeleton.com/images/careometer.jpg)

― benrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

i've never heard of racey!

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

xxpost

No he wasn't Lex, they're teasing you. Ian Curtis was the lead singer of Racey, Joe Strummer was the lead singer of Matchbox.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

Is Loose Lips Sinks Ships ever going to have a new issue out?

yes, some time early next year. we're also putting on 2 gigs in december - details at http://llss.tv

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

i like the quote fratelli's vs. the horrors as that I've never heard of either, but in NME land they appear to be worthy of a headline

― pernicus (pernicus), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

No he wasn't Lex, they're teasing you. Ian Curtis was the lead singer of Racey, Joe Strummer was the lead singer of Matchbox.

ha, i can never tell when people are LYING or not. matt dc always lies. i've never heard of matchbox either though.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

we're also putting on 2 gigs in december - details at http://llss.tv

Where/what is the other one?

― braveclub (braveclub), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS
....kiss the yuletide sky
SCOUT NIBLETT
TODD
VIKING MOSES
TENEBROUS
Friday December 22nd
the Luminaire
£5.00 advance
£6.00 door
www.theluminaire.com

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

come one, come all!

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

even noel gallagher's a fan

― benrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

Has Lex heard of Noel Gallagher?

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

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