He looks as if she bit him or spit in his mouth
― moans and feedback (Dinsdale), Monday, 13 April 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link
that's what i was thinking too
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 13 April 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link
http://noisey.vice.com/blog/drake-madonna-coachella-review-2015
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 22:56 (nine years ago) link
http://upload-assets.vice.com/files/2015/04/13/1428961747Drake20150412FT001.jpghttp://upload-assets.vice.com/files/2015/04/13/1428961747Drake20150412FT003.jpghttp://upload-assets.vice.com/files/2015/04/13/1428961747Drake20150412FT004.jpg
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/recordsANDradio/status/565705773922402305/photo/1
― #wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/PsbduOU.gif
― 龜, Thursday, 30 April 2015 12:32 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/O2bPFqvaJMZ
ahahaha DYING
― r|t|c, Saturday, 13 June 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHjHQ3kUYAAkwI1.png
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 15 June 2015 14:43 (nine years ago) link
He famously started from being a Sprite-fueled techno-organic rapper, now he has the most customized cans of Sprite in hip-hop history.
LAST NAME EVERFIRST NAME GREATEST
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 June 2015 14:51 (nine years ago) link
was that horrible sprite promo really drake's first big thing? really hope not
― Upright Mammal (mh), Monday, 15 June 2015 16:03 (nine years ago) link
Doc means he was powered by Sprite in the ad. he had been a big star for about a year when that ad came out.
― some dude, Monday, 15 June 2015 16:08 (nine years ago) link
whew
― Upright Mammal (mh), Monday, 15 June 2015 16:08 (nine years ago) link
sprited from the bottle
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 June 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link
no new pop
― ... (Eazy), Monday, 15 June 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link
but yeah basic drake fame timeline for reference:
10/24/86: Aubrey "Drake" Graham is born, at the bottom10/14/01: first Canadian broadcast of Degrassi: The Next Generation02/13/09: "Best I Ever Had" released as digital download09/23/09: worst Drake song on the radio this year11/15/09: (approximate) above thread brings Drake to the attention of major beverage companies, triggering a fierce contract-bidding war01/06/10: most pathetic excuse for wordplay in Young Money's "Bedrock"02/11/10: Sprite ad "Unleashed" hits the airwaves, finally lifting Drake from the bottom06/27/10: a thread for garbage bag lines of the pre-drake era07/28/10: worst Drake song on the radio PART TWO01/17/11: thread for pics of Drake looking ridiculous03/03/11: Lenny Kravitz vs. Drake06/28/11: "Marvin's Room" released, spawns several covers/flips but no Sprite tie-in07/13/11: Thread for tracking all the covers/flips of Drake's "Marvin's Room"09/24/11: Simpin Ain't Easy: The Official Thread For Drake's Sophomore Album, TAKE CARE11/19/11: worst Drake song on the radio PART THREE08/13/13: "Hold On, We're Going Home" is released and goes on to be generally well-liked hit song, including among drinkers of Sprite08/21/13: Play Me Some Simpin, Mane: Drake - Nothing Was the Same06/15/15: custom Drake Sprite cans unveiled; career arc self-evidently complete
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 June 2015 17:08 (nine years ago) link
yeomans work
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link
http://cdn4.pitchfork.com/news/60252/5109431c.png
― Van Horn Street, Friday, 10 July 2015 18:21 (eight years ago) link
Whole new cookbook available for this thread today.
― ... (Eazy), Friday, 10 July 2015 18:43 (eight years ago) link
er, lookbook (autocorrected)
― ... (Eazy), Friday, 10 July 2015 18:47 (eight years ago) link
got my hopes up there for a second
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 July 2015 18:48 (eight years ago) link
http://www.snicka.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/drake-kitchen.png
― ... (Eazy), Friday, 10 July 2015 18:52 (eight years ago) link
http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201568/rs_560x415-150708113836-1024-drake-wimbledon-sad.ls.7815.jpg
― ... (Eazy), Friday, 10 July 2015 19:01 (eight years ago) link
ridiculous drake headlines: 'Does Drake have a ghostwriter? What is a ghostwriter, even? What is reality? If Drake feels aren’t really Drake feels, what is life?'
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 July 2015 19:03 (eight years ago) link
i like to think Started From the Bottom is about an epic Connect Four session....
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 30 July 2015 12:05 (eight years ago) link
ha!
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 July 2015 13:27 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Y1H4Xms.png
― gr8080, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 17:06 (eight years ago) link
that's not his real account tho?
― drown zoowap (The Reverend), Thursday, 6 August 2015 21:51 (eight years ago) link
http://thelovedrop.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/drake-serena-3.png
― half the staying power of Erasure (Eazy), Sunday, 6 September 2015 16:26 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Capttainmorgan/status/639273265735802880
― best beloved george benson (The Reverend), Monday, 7 September 2015 05:40 (eight years ago) link
http://40.media.tumblr.com/7e3ed1f81b59ee1220dd061bbadb5480/tumblr_nv7cs57HeX1rd1tu1o2_500.jpg
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 September 2015 14:44 (eight years ago) link
lol
― marcos, Friday, 25 September 2015 14:53 (eight years ago) link
there are these pics floating around of him super buff and it is nagl
i keep trying to imagine various haircuts, beard trims, outfits etc that would make him not look ridiculous and i can't figure it out
― marcos, Friday, 25 September 2015 14:54 (eight years ago) link
https://41.media.tumblr.com/e77c6743ef0de08141126022ea87ae51/tumblr_nqgj221usI1rlqsxwo4_400.jpg
― slam dunk, Thursday, 8 October 2015 00:22 (eight years ago) link
http://41.media.tumblr.com/e77c6743ef0de08141126022ea87ae51/tumblr_nqgj221usI1rlqsxwo4_400.jpg
― slam dunk, Thursday, 8 October 2015 00:23 (eight years ago) link
Damn, thought it might be two different pics. It's a good one though.
(If you're reading this in 2020 and the pic was deleted, it showed Mr Drake turning his head left and expressing basketball anguish.)
― flyingtrain (sbahnhof), Friday, 9 October 2015 02:36 (eight years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/10/09/21/2D40037500000578-3267025-image-a-17_1444422344031.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 10 October 2015 09:15 (eight years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/e2lqhr6TaT5
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 October 2015 01:36 (eight years ago) link
basically hotline bling everything
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 13:56 (eight years ago) link
lol otm
― marcos, Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:09 (eight years ago) link
http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2015/10/20/drake-dance/drake.w529.h352.gif
http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2015/10/20/drake-dance/drake-10.w529.h352.gif
― marcos, Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:10 (eight years ago) link
http://www.drizzydrake.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/drakesl7.jpg
― I know some Civil War re-enactors you might want to talk to (Eazy), Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:35 (eight years ago) link
amazing
― marcos, Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:37 (eight years ago) link
yah you could really just end the thread with the hotline bling video.
― Spottie, Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:37 (eight years ago) link
i wish we could end drake with the hotline bling video
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 October 2015 21:31 (eight years ago) link
thread for vines of drake dancing ridiculous
― thom yorke state of mind (voodoo chili), Thursday, 22 October 2015 23:12 (eight years ago) link
this thread became a lot less fun when he became self aware about it imo
― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Thursday, 22 October 2015 23:16 (eight years ago) link
that first gif up above is actually a zmoney dance lol
― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Thursday, 22 October 2015 23:17 (eight years ago) link
― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Thursday, October 22, 2015 4:16 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
otm
― The Reverend, Friday, 23 October 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/carlosgil83/status/733506087861649408
― King Nagl (Eazy), Friday, 20 May 2016 04:00 (eight years ago) link