Rank Anything You Feel Like Ranking

Sad.

Don't worry man the list changes all the time, maybe by 2030 or so Eric'll be back on top

3. Amos

b-b-but 'Amos Moses' is one of the happiest songs of all time!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GyLr7Cz2g

I feel like the easiest way to ensure that your son will never enjoy life is to name him Chad. or Mervyn.

These are not ranked by the happiness of people who bear the name, but the intrinsic levels of joy/sorrow that these names contain in the abstract. Amos means "burden" so it's pretty sad.

Deviations were taken into account. "Jackie" is the happiest form of "John/Ian/Jonathan/Eoin/Johnny" and so on. "Chris", possibly the saddest name in history, is saved by the happy qualities of "Christopher". "Steve" and "Steven" are sad, "Stephan" and "Stefan" are still pretty sad; "Stevie" alone is joyful. Nobody should name their child Chad that is the name of a country, nobody should name their child North Carolina either. Mervyn is a terrific name

Oh no, I'm definitely very sad. Thanks, mom and dad, for the name.

Bradley,

1 Uncle Meat
2 Lumpy Gravy
3 YCDTOSA Vol 2 (Helsinki concert)
4 Hot Rats
5 The Grand Wazoo
6 Burnt Weeny Sandwich
7 Läther
8 Roxy & Elsewhere
9 Weasels Ripped My Flesh
10 Cruising With Ruben & the Jets
11 Shut Up n Play Yer Guitar
12 Waka/Jawaka
13 Freak Out!
14 Absolutely Free
Make a Jazz Noise Here & The Best Band You Never Heard in Your Life
Zoot Allures
...at this point, most every album is a mix of manure and gems and it's hard to rank them. I haven't listened to the Yellow Shark and Civ. Phaze 3 in years but they would probably place pretty high up.

Apostrophe? We're Only in It...? Surely both too good to be lost in the murk.

X
O
J
V
Z
R
Q
B
S
K
G
P
T
W
M
H
L
Y
C
I
E
F
U
D
N
A

Dang, I always leave out something important. I'd put WOIIFTM at 3.5, above Hot Rats. Apostrophe, Overnite Sensation, One Size Fits All -- I lump those in the gems/manure category. Never been a big fan of Apostrophe.

Most of the time these days when I want to listen to FZ music I go to the chamber ensembles and big bands (Ambrosius, Omnibus, Ensemble Modern, Le Concert Impromptu, Ed Palermo) that have done albums of his work.

Easter Candy.

1. Jelly Beans-the Christopher Walken of Easter Candy, just a bit part that always steals the show.
2. Cadbury Creme Eggs-I mean come on. They just own Easter.
3. Whoppers Robin Eggs-do you ever think, 'if whoppers just had more candy on them'? I know I do.
4. Peeps-Look, we're all dying.
5. Reese's Chocolate Eggs-Pretty much a straight rip off of Cadbury, but still more effort than Snickers, which just goes in a pastel wrapper and calls it a day.
6. Skittles/Starburst filled Easter Eggs-still better than...
7. Random foil covered milk chocolate easter bunny-which I eat anyway and then get all judge-y about.

Tears of Unfathomable Sadness
1. Brach's anything. too hard a shell and too crappy a marshmallow. They are just so sad, kind of like how I feel when I go to the movies alone.
2. Cadbury Caramel Eggs-Living proof that there is too much of a good thing, but always kind of fun knowing that someone is going to have this all over their shirt.
3. Easter corn-get your ass back to Halloween.
4. Nerds anything. My non-chocolate palate is all stocked up with Skittles and Jelly Beans. Go away.

Cadbury mini eggs above all else.

too hard a shell and too crappy a marshmallow

Are you talking about those things that are shaped like elongated eggs, have a hard (but not crunchy-hard), kinda thick, pastel-colored shell, and inside it's sorta like a circus peanut but it's white, airier and a little granular? Do those things have a name? From what I remember, I actually like them.

no I'm talking about these sad critters: http://www.candywarehouse.com/products/brachs-wrapped-marshmallow-easter-eggs-15-piece-bag/

elephants
bottlenose dolphins
orcas
european magpies
gorillas
humans
bonobos
chimpanzees
rhesus macaques
orangutans

(humans, bonobos, chimps, and macaques may as well be tied for 6th place afaic. but all the right angle brackets in the world cannot bridge the gap between these four primates and orangutans)

great ranking, wd personally promote magpies 1 place but that is pointless cavilling

did u see Virunga btw, didn't think I could still have my heart melted by gorillas but I was wrong

no I'm talking about these sad critters: http://www.candywarehouse.com/products/brachs-wrapped-marshmallow-easter-eggs-15-piece-bag/

That's them, but I would never call that stuff in the middle "marshmallow"--it's not squishy/sticky/springy/marshy-mallowy.

Oh, I like those things!

Liar liar
Fight club
American beauty

1. Miranda July talking about interviewing Rihanna for NYT
2 (tie). j0rdan talking about Miranda July interviewing Rihanna for NYT
2 (tie). Miranda July interviewing Rihanna for NYT

tbh they are all really magnificent in different ways

Candies in the office candy drawer:

Almond Joy
Peanut M&Ms
Almond Hershey miniatures
100 Grand
Twix
Milky Way
Kit Kat
Starburst

no no no it goes:

Twix
100 Grand
Peanut m&ms
Milky Way
Almond Joy
Starburst
Almond Hershey miniatures YUCK

wait put Kit Kat btwn m&ms and Milky Way

forgot there are also mini reese's pb cups. Those are somewhere in the middle for me.

kit kat first rmde

1. June
2. October
3. May
4. March
5. July
6. December
7. April
8. February
9. January
10. August
11. November
12. September

1. Miranda July talking about interviewing Rihanna for NYT
2 (tie). j0rdan talking about Miranda July interviewing Rihanna for NYT
2 (tie). Miranda July interviewing Rihanna for NYT

― Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 12 October 2015 22:15 (3 days ago)

http://www.racialicious.com/2015/10/14/askhermore-on-rihanna-and-interviewing-black-celebrities/

Ranking January and February above any month whatsoever is madness.

unless, like me, you live in Arizona

10 best metal bands I wasn't ready for until I heard other metal bands

1. Venom before hearing Celtic Frost
2. Celtic Frost before hearing Darkthrone
3. Entombed before hearing Nihilist
4. Possessed before hearing Venom
5. Autopsy before hearing Entombed
6. Sodom before hearing Aura Noir
7. Aura Noir before hearing Darkthrone again
8. At the Gates before hearing Entombed again (and Grotesque)
9. Demilich before hearing Atheist
10. Demigod before hearing At the Gates

metal is all about levels

My current Duke Ellington album era 10

New Orleans Suite
The Far East Suite
Such Sweet Thunder
& John Coltrane
Money Jungle
Blues In Orbit
And His Mother Called Him Bill
Latin American Suite
Afro-Bossa
Festival Session

Thatis an intensely bizarre ranking of months

Commonly available fruits in my area:
Red Anjou Pears
Peaches
Nectarines
Strawberries
Raspberries
Plums
Mango
Pineapple
Blueberries
Honeycrisp Apples
Other non-Red Delicious varities of apple
Canteloupe
Honeydew
Watermelon
Blackberries
Grapefruit
Red Delicious Apples

Songs of 2015 that could be Flight Of The Conchords songs if the lyrics were a bit sillier

3. https://youtu.be/EyEB2AEqHxc
"'Cause I'm a man", with "man" pitched above the normal male vocal range. Bravo sir
2. https://shessorad.bandcamp.com/track/wonder-woman
Cool minimo-funk track, only lacking a Jemaine rap about being in love with various superheroes
1. https://youtu.be/ABXcIsmyLJk
Not technically released in 2015, but still the best

1. Hey Frederick
2. Good Shepherd
3. Volunteers
4. Turn My Life Down
5. The Farm
6. Eskimo Blue Day
7. We Can Be Together
8Meadowlands
9. A Song for All Seasons
10. Wooden Ships

1. "We Ride"
2. "We Found Love"
3. "SOS"
4. "Shut Up And Drive"
5. "What's My Name"
6. "Don't Stop The Music"
7. "Umbrella"
8-?. The rest

cros
stills
nash

really i just want to badmouth graham nash

The blue chair which affords the only proper view of the TV
The 3 seats on the sofa, ranked south to north, or more realistically the whole sofa in a horizontal fashion
The piano stool
The two chairs at the table (which are inaccessible in the winter anyway, cos you have to move the vinyl over there away from the heater)
The floor
The shower cubicle
The bed

1. Doughnut Plant (New York)
2. Stan's Doughnuts (Westwood)
3. Voodoo Doughnuts (Portland)
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.
.
n-2 Krispy Kreme
n-1 Dunkin Donuts
n. whatever's on the shelf at your local supermarket

Entemmans (sp?) pop ems are so addictive. They rank with dunkin.

1 pyjama pants
2 sweat pants
3 soft stretchy skinny jean legging things
4 leggings
5 bootcut jeans
6 dress pants

1 diarrhea at a funeral
2 westworld

1. Golf
2. Noel Fielding.
3. A prolapsed anus.

Top 40 Greatest Years For Music

40. 2006
39. 1987
38. 2012
37. 1989
36. 1976
35. 1974
34. 2007
33. 2008
32. 1972
31. 2003

30. 2002
29. 1985
28. 1967
27. 1986
26. 1998
25. 1992
24. 2004
23. 1991
22. 1975
21. 1971

20. 1970
19. 1993
18. 1982
17. 1977
16. 2000
15. 2013
14. 2001
13. 1973
12. 2005
11. 1995

10. 1983
9. 1999
8. 1996
7. 1994
6. 1978
5. 1984
4. 1979
3. 1997
2. 1981
1. 1980

1. Bengal Spice
2. Mandarin Orange Spice
3. True Blueberry
4. Peppermint
5. Chamomile
6. Red Zinger
7. Lemon Zinger
8. Cranberry Apple Zinger
9. Almond Sunset
10. Ginger
11. Sleepytime
12. Raspberry Zinger

All other flavours are beaten out by plain hot water

roastaroma tho?

sleepytime robbed :(

stevie otm roastaroma is very good