One Direction - is this a legit new threat wrt to a new boy band invasion? y/n

I like the song regardless but the clip pushes it to another level for me.

We should poll the competing dates.

Louis' date looks kinda boring TBH. He seems very pleased with himself.

that's the point, i would pay good money to watch louis' smug face get arrested

a friend of mine did a pretty decent analysis of this when the video came out, let me see if i can find it

well i did find this, which is otm http://sashayed.tumblr.com/post/103430837635/unbornwhiskey-replied-to-your-post-i-just-had-the

that's the point, i would pay good money to watch louis' smug face get arrested

haha i actually was coming back to add this caveat.

also agree re zayn.

Puppy is the cutest thing in it obv but reminds me too much of my old puppy ;_;

oh it's in the tags here: http://sashayed.tumblr.com/post/103223773440/herstrionics-night-changes-gone-wrong

I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY WATCHED IT
BUT HERE'S WHAT I DON'T GET
ALL OF THIS JUST SEEMS MORE RIGHT
EXCEPT I GUESS NIALL BEING ON FIRE
THAT SUCKS
BUT LIKE
LIAM THREW UP IN MY HIDEOUS HAT SO NOW I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR IT ANYMORE
LOUIS GOT BENT OVER A CAR AND HAULED OFF BY THE SCRUFF
HARRY IS WHATEVER BECAUSE I'M A FAILURESEXUAL SO THAT IS JUST GENERALLY REAL AROUSING FOR ME
AND AS FOR ZAYN
HE'S JUST COMBINED 2 OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
SIMPLE CARBOHYDRATES AND ZAYN
PLUS
HE STILL
LOOKS
GOOD
HOW

otm

can we poll their hair

zayn
...
.....
....
the rest

i used to be fascinated by harry's ringlets but i don't think he's washed his hair in three years

HARRY IS WHATEVER BECAUSE I'M A FAILURESEXUAL SO THAT IS JUST GENERALLY REAL AROUSING FOR ME

this is awesome

I can't deal with their faces. i die each time i see zayn's new haircut: http://36.media.tumblr.com/d2503bca64ec819d96e4ec5d50078d81/tumblr_nl5qbq1thw1rqv2jbo1_500.png

damn, i need a new video.

Lol at another britfailure

internet_exploding.jpg

it seemed to me, you lived your life, like chin stubble in the wind

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/mar/25/one-direction-confirm-zayn-malik-has-left-the-group

First Jeremy Clarkson gets fired and now this! #bestdayever

it's always a good idea to italicise useless Guardian comment box posts otherwise people might think it was you that wrote that

zayyyyn

I'm loving Twitter today

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The comments section is pure gold

someone set up a tumblr with those quotes

good luck being a "normal 22 year old", super-famous guy

he left the group to marry me

given the pace of constant tours and albums that they've kept up the last 4 years, i can imagine being an unemployed rich guy who merely gets recognized/photographed as he goes about his business would seem pretty appealing

it hasn't hurt Jon Knight anyway, not when Zayn can join the reunion tour in 2031.

this is the saddest day of my life.

farewell, Directioneer with the best hair miss you boo

http://queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws.com/wp/docs/2014/01/One-Direction-Fragrance-1954241.jpg

RIP

listening to "spaces" on repeat and crying :'(

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/mar/25/zayn-malik-quits-one-direction-social-media-fans

man these articles are written to bring the crank hits.

and it's working! (fwiw i am not against or for this band/group/assemblage of young britishers/whatever the proper term is)

A search for the phrase “IM CRYING” yielded the most pathos-drenched view of the despair, with between four and six tweets per second, most in capital letters. Some users claimed to be crying at school, others spoke movingly of crying in cars, crying in public or crying in the bathroom.

would've sworn the first to leave would be harry!

still more dignified than the anguished hysteria of middle-aged men over the jeremy clarkson sacking

http://i.imgur.com/9p2cTXo.png

I'm in favor of a little Soviet style touching up of their past tbh

Did you shop horns onto second-from-the-left too

He's got horns

:'( bye favorite

but i am glad he is doing what he wants, i'm sure wriggling his way out of the group and their contractual obligations must have been extremely tough

isn't it not-so-subtly implied in the PR that he got kicked out, not left on his own

more like dumb direction

like, this came two days after a cheating scandal, plus the cited reason is "stress" which is celebrity pr-speak for drugs, booze, etc. I'm all for taking fans seriously but at some point feet have to hit earth again

i dunno considering what their recording and touring schedule has been like it seems pretty plausible that he just got tired of the lifestyle and wanted out

good luck being a "normal 22 year old", super-famous guy

― Leonard Pine, Wednesday, March 25, 2015 6:17 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

CJ Fam knows his pain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ToBXzgNjZE

was the 'cheating scandal' serious? i didn't pay much attention to it

obviously we don't know for sure but j0rdan otm i think, their management has run them into the ground (they're literally never not on tour or recording) and to be honest i'm surprised something like this hasn't happened sooner what with the intense nature of their fanbase and the scrutiny that comes with that.

the band can not go on without his adlibs, i'm devastated

is Lance Bass still in orbit?

http://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2015/mar/26/without-zayn-malik-one-direction-four-goofy-white-guys-shouting

"Malik’s function in the band was in some ways obscure or invisible. He didn’t write for the band often, and when he did he usually appeared among a galaxy of co-writers on the group’s most gelatinous ballads (Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne are responsible for the majority of the group’s internal songwriting). His modesty and the economy of his expression gave him the reputation of the “quiet one” and the “mysterious one” among the boy band taxonomies. In the One Direction documentary, This Is Us, he features minimally compared to the rest of the group; when the band takes a break from their aggressive and interminable touring schedule, Malik is depicted in isolation, in a room he’s decorated entirely with graffiti. In another scene, he streams by the camera on a Segway. His smile seems to materialise slowly and almost imperceptibly across his face, composing itself atom by atom."