nick sylvester = maker upper

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even tho hes boring i wouldnt wish the same on breihan

― ,,,,,,,,,,, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:37 (twenty years ago)

Why the need for deletion? Surely ILM mods such as Nick's PFM co-writer Jess, and Village Voice co-scribe Sterling, will want the thread to stay up for when we can all watch Sylvester's triumphant vindication from these cruel and vicious and boundless rumours, surely?

Also: lol2005.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:37 (twenty years ago)

this backlash is fucking nuts!!! we cant talk shit about nick sylvester making dumb shit up?? 'call it hyper-game'

― ,,,,,,,,,,, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:38 (twenty years ago)

So now we're on to backlash backlash? See, this is why I miss blogs. Can't you kids go talk about this on your friends-only LJs?

― Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:39 (twenty years ago)

how does it feel to be perpetua's perpetua

― ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:43 (twenty years ago)

Like I said.

― Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:44 (twenty years ago)

haha dom someday maybe you'll actually rate this sort of thread like you so desperately want to.

p.s. the archives bear out that there's no love lost between me and nick. repeatedly.

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:44 (twenty years ago)

I predict a wry Ott.

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:45 (twenty years ago)

"Please insert an “allegedly” into every sentence of that second, speculative graf. We’ll let you know more as we do."

fucking tenterhooks I tell thee :-P

― fandango (fandango), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:45 (twenty years ago)

theres a wry ott goin on

― ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:46 (twenty years ago)

Jess, this is neither the time nor the place for trolling, this is an unprovoked attack on a highly respected internet music journalist from cowards who hide behind blogs, a la terrorists. I'm lighting a candle for truth right now: I hope you are too.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:47 (twenty years ago)

i enjoyed your earlier work, esteban

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:48 (twenty years ago)

whoops

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:48 (twenty years ago)

Until suspicions are confirmed (or refuted), we should shut the fuck up, and wish him the best.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:48 (twenty years ago)

why the fuck should we wish him the best

― ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:50 (twenty years ago)

its most courtesy than he'd extend to any rapper he interviews

― ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:50 (twenty years ago)

[ethan interloper]

― ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:53 (twenty years ago)

fuck off gay stalker

― ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:54 (twenty years ago)

can we at least delete this comma dude's posts.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 2 March 2006 00:05 (twenty years ago)

Or start talking about Cat Power too or something.

― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 2 March 2006 00:06 (twenty years ago)

This might be controversial, but I find Cat Power to be a very attractive woman.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 2 March 2006 00:08 (twenty years ago)

ethics, by mr. tom smith

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 2 March 2006 00:13 (twenty years ago)

This omission - in and of itself not a David Irving-level falsehood - was crucial for the advancement of Syl's syllogism, his poisoned well, his inherently flawed argument.

Nick, you're a sniveling little cunt.

Granted, your piece didn't inflict harm on anyone (least of all TLASILA - we received free press, etc.), and your assertions, while arguably snarky and insipid, were scarcely libelous.

I'm pissed because you appealed to our better nature, then fucked us for an idiotic punchline. You can't get much lower.

― ,,,,,,,,,,,, Thursday, 2 March 2006 00:19 (twenty years ago)

I'm annoyed, as someone familiar with cocky/funny and Neil Strauss, that New Yorkers are ruining it before I even get there.

― WillS, Thursday, 2 March 2006 00:29 (twenty years ago)

i knew something was wrong when i read a voice article i enjoyed

― noizem duke (noize duke), Thursday, 2 March 2006 00:55 (twenty years ago)

I read this on the subway last night, and kinda figured that it was just Nick being Nick, which is fine by me, but clearly is not something that translates to actual journalism.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:06 (twenty years ago)

Next you'll tell me there is no such phenomenon as ripsterism?!!

http://www.villagevoice.com/nyclife/0602,sylvester,71589,15.html

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:07 (twenty years ago)

i enjoyed half this article on the subway this morning, then promptly threw it away when I got to work. Later in the day I went to the site to find the rest and couldn't find it there..

if Sylvester goes down, then the illustrator should too:

http://images.villagevoice.com/issues/0609/sylvester2.jpg

http://www.marcoschin.com/img/lavalife/2002_dogwalk.jpg

― midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:13 (twenty years ago)

there's no such thing as the South Bitch Diet?

― imbidimts, Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:14 (twenty years ago)

those illustrations are great! esp. since they're on the subway! i mean, what better place to see idealized cartoon twenty-somethings cavorting in love on a billboard just above, say, a man who smells of his own urine? i love new york!!!!!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:15 (twenty years ago)

midi, both those pieces are illustrated by the same guy.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:18 (twenty years ago)

two-timer

― midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:19 (twenty years ago)

xpost i think he knows that, hence "illustrator" singular.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:20 (twenty years ago)

Just to clarify, I linked that "ripster" thing (which I hated as much as I like Nick's 'Fork writing, but that's irrelevant) to illustrate that Sylvester obviously is/was the Voice's go-to po-mo satirist; the only ludicrous part of the whole saga is that someone decided his was cover story material - thus subjecting it to a completely unwarranted level of expectations and scrutiny. I mean, FFS, did anybody expect Nick to double-source his facts and log his Factiva searches when his stuff ran in the Choices' "Essay" section?

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:20 (twenty years ago)

Now watch the dude become the anti-Adam Penenberg, a poster boy for why bloggerization of the press is an awful, standard-lowering thing. Sad.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:22 (twenty years ago)

interesting how nick sylvester gets fired for making up stuff but people like kenny goldsmith ["kenny g" to the wfmu-familiar] have entire magazines devoted to his con artist antics.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:23 (twenty years ago)

that doesn't explain the viral marketing piece's complete misattributions, tho. those industry-specific columns usually carry the veneer of, y'know, actual research (at least when douglas wolk writes 'em they seem credible).

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:23 (twenty years ago)

that last post was to joseph cotten but it could stand in as a response to maria, too.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:25 (twenty years ago)

Maybe we'll get a "Saturday Night Fever" out of this.

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:25 (twenty years ago)

I didn't read the viral marketing piece... The ripster essay was a transparent joke (fake diary entries, etc) and scanned as a parody of a New York mag-style trend piece.
x-post

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:27 (twenty years ago)

Well, Douglas Wolk is a journalist, whereas Nick Sylvester is a humorist who ended up working at a newspaper.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:27 (twenty years ago)

so I guess the only silver lining here would be some updates on his dormant Riff Central?

― midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:28 (twenty years ago)

"I didn't read the viral marketing piece"

i'm not sure anyone did

― noizem duke (noize duke), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:30 (twenty years ago)

I heard he was suffering Post Tramatic Stress Disorder from an iPod War.

― A. Poster, Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:31 (twenty years ago)

WINNER!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:32 (twenty years ago)

you are given an assignment for the cover of a major newspaper that involves reporting = you learn to be a reporter real quick or you turn it down

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:33 (twenty years ago)

No argument there!

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:34 (twenty years ago)

HARMONY

― gear (gear), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:35 (twenty years ago)

Side by side on my piano

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:35 (twenty years ago)

At least he didn't lie about pizza.

― My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:39 (twenty years ago)

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