my curry is 10 minutes late and frankly i blame the Beatles
― daed bod (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 20:35 (eleven years ago)
the beatles can have a lolly in their bottom
― describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 20:41 (eleven years ago)
Beatles are amazingly great, I think its because they were all white males and wrote their own songs and played their own instruments back when music was real
― local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:53 (eleven years ago)
My bf wants the Beatles on our wedding playlist. I don't have to agree to this, right?
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:25 (eleven years ago)
in all seriousness you have full veto powers and I support u 100%
― local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:26 (eleven years ago)
unless it's "why don't we do it in the road", in which case, you're on your own
― describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:27 (eleven years ago)
john Lennon was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me >:[
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:31 (eleven years ago)
I will allow the Stevie wonder version of "we can work it out" but I guess that's counter to the spirit of the thread.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:33 (eleven years ago)
good job that history will eternally laugh at mersey-beat and jazz will always win the moral victory.
― psychedelic shit and white honky monody (xelab), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:43 (eleven years ago)
the beatles are a bit like religion - the older i get the more my ambivalence turns to hatred
that and the fact that they are riddled with institutionalised paedophilia.
― Moyes Enthusiast (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:44 (eleven years ago)
hating the beatles is stupid
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:47 (eleven years ago)
gtfo
― sleeve, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:50 (eleven years ago)
"hating the beatles is stupid"
yOU aRE oN The WRong Fucking thread here paL!
― psychedelic shit and white honky monody (xelab), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:55 (eleven years ago)
yes, have a lolly. for your bottom.
― describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:59 (eleven years ago)
don't get me wrong this is still the best beatles-related thread on ilx
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:00 (eleven years ago)
at least you kept it short xp
― psychedelic shit and white honky monody (xelab), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:04 (eleven years ago)
mercifully
― psychedelic shit and white honky monody (xelab), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:05 (eleven years ago)
a lolly for your fanny
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:05 (eleven years ago)
but it's easy if you try
― daed bod (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:06 (eleven years ago)
xxp ws 2 jd
― describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:07 (eleven years ago)
we've never needed this thread more than now
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 01:30 (eleven years ago)
pssst the beatles, come over here for a second, there's something I have to tell you
clear off go on shoo
― ladies goatse to the queen (qiqing), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 20:39 (eleven years ago)
Stuart Sutcliffe has been called the fifth Beatle.[4]Pete Best has been called the fifth Beatle.[6]"If anyone was the fifth Beatle, it was Brian Epstein."[2][8]George Martin has been called the fifth Beatle.[12]Neil Aspinall has been called the fifth Beatle.[16]Derek Taylor is also attributed by some to be the fifth Beatle.[17]Tony Sheridan has been referred to as the fifth Beatle.[18]American pianist Billy Preston has been referred to as the fifth Beatle.[19]Drummer Jimmie Nicol has been called the fifth Beatle.[22]Eric Clapton has been referred to as the fifth Beatle.[23]
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:15 (eleven years ago)
^all of these fifth Beatles can fuck off![2][4][6][8][12][16][17][18][19][22][23]
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:16 (eleven years ago)
haha I looked that up today too! IA thread rite?
― nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:18 (eleven years ago)
lol, I didn't even realize they were having that conversation on the IA thread. but fifth Beatles proclamations have been disturbing my peace of mind for years, and I knew there'd be a ridiculously detailed Wikipedia article about them.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:22 (eleven years ago)
lol awes
― nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:23 (eleven years ago)
Lol Murray the K not even mentioned
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:34 (eleven years ago)
Is it me or has Beatles-related satire, or even outright hatred, never really been as funny as it could have been, given that we're dealing with the biggest band ever here?
― Master of Treacle, Sunday, 26 April 2015 04:10 (eleven years ago)
HI , HATERS
http://i.imgur.com/dV4urW7.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 26 April 2015 04:36 (eleven years ago)
Learn to shave your neck, Ringo, and then fuck off!
― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 26 April 2015 04:46 (eleven years ago)
What kind of asshole is in THE BEATLES and blows through that unending well of cash and needs fucking SNEAKER AD MONEY
FUCK OFF
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 26 April 2015 09:09 (eleven years ago)
PEACE AND LOVE PEACE AND LOVE
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 26 April 2015 09:10 (eleven years ago)
I see how they help with the drumming though
https://skechersblog.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/ringo-starr-skechers_s01r_bts-0580.jpg
― StanM, Sunday, 26 April 2015 09:13 (eleven years ago)
Look how many of them you get in each pair!
http://www.abc.es/Media/201504/01/ringo-starr-SKECHERS--644x362.JPG
― StanM, Sunday, 26 April 2015 09:14 (eleven years ago)
Ringo needs two couches for one ad campaign? Fuck off.
― StanM, Sunday, 26 April 2015 09:21 (eleven years ago)
Five buttons on your jacket cuff? O-Bla-La-di-fucking-da. Fuck off.
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 26 April 2015 10:00 (eleven years ago)
So when Ringo made that video saying stop sending Beatles shit for him to autograph because he was busy, what he meant was 'busy appearing in ads for sneakers'?
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Sunday, 26 April 2015 10:10 (eleven years ago)
http://media.tumblr.com/337b5f5c1b55eec6189aab32c8832329/tumblr_inline_mqijgtJZGw1qz4rgp.jpg
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Sunday, 26 April 2015 10:11 (eleven years ago)
I didn't know Lulu has been called the fifth Beatle?
― StanM, Sunday, 26 April 2015 10:16 (eleven years ago)
Alonzo Tuske hates the Beatles.
― dlp9001, Sunday, 26 April 2015 11:44 (eleven years ago)
Fuck Off is surely the fifth Beatle
― yeovil knievel (NickB), Sunday, 26 April 2015 11:54 (eleven years ago)
Dusty Springfield and Tom Jones used to job share as the Fifth Beatle.http://beatlephotoblog.com/photos/2010/08/180.jpg
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Sunday, 26 April 2015 12:54 (eleven years ago)
Ringo could make a legit claim to being on that list of Fifth Beatles.
― pplains, Sunday, 26 April 2015 14:41 (eleven years ago)
naa na na nanananaaaaaaa nanananaaaaaa FUCK OFF!
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 22:38 (eleven years ago)
Fuck Faul (false Paul) and solo Lennon. Up with Nilsson!
― bodacious ignoramus, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 23:29 (eleven years ago)
Revolver: FUCK OFF!Magical Mystery Tour: FUCK OFF!
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Friday, 1 May 2015 17:39 (eleven years ago)
I FUCKED THE WALRUS OFF!
FUCK FUCK FUCK OFF!
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Friday, 1 May 2015 21:10 (eleven years ago)
fuck off beatles
― j., Friday, 1 May 2015 21:13 (eleven years ago)
Fuck Ringo for ever singing and Fuck George for not ratting out Faul.
― bodacious ignoramus, Sunday, 3 May 2015 21:31 (eleven years ago)