Ask Raccoon Tanuki

u bop it when it bop-its. u soff it when it soff-its.

u take your paycheck and u don't ask questions

strangely pleasing that despite repeated attempts RT failed to school ilx on the fact that tanukis aren't even related to raccoons

a lep is a ball

a tanuki is a soffit

Just by posting here, I always end up as a minor character in these "If Borges wrote melodrama" or "If Philip K. Dick ran credit checks" exchanges. Which used to bug me but now it's just funny.

― Vic Perry, Saturday, January 24, 2015 6:45 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao nice

RT, were you on the 1UP Tanooki Board and/or EGM NGR??

"If Borges wrote melodrama" or "If Philip K. Dick ran credit checks"

this is good

good to see someone on here finally trying to get mordy to have a long, hard look at the torah and all of the problematic content it entails

there's a passage in leviticus where it basically authorizes the father of a cuckolded wife to slaughter her in order to preserve the honour of the tribe

as much as i like mordy, he simply does not address these issues

Think Leviticus is bad, you've got the double length gory sequel in Deuteronomy.

Deuteronomy 20:13-15 Kill all the men and boys in the cities that God “delivers into your hands,” but keep the women for raping.

Deuteronomy 21:11-14 If you see a pretty woman among the captives then just take her home and “go in unto her.”

Deuteronomy 22:5 Women that wear men’s clothing are an “abomination unto the Lord.”

Deuteronomy 22:23-24 Says that women who are raped and fail to “cry out loud” in a populated area are most likely enjoying the attack should be killed.

can someone copy and paste deuteronomy on this thread, i am currently in kashgar, xinjiang autonomous region, china, and the local govt firewall is preventing me from accessing the online bible sites

1 raccoon tanuki vs. two she bears

RT - you've been deflecting or ignoring our jokes and speculation about your age and other aspects of your life. How about you just tell us how old you are?

answer the question motherfucker

why on earth do you care, why does it matter so much and why would i answer someone who only ever interacts with me via insults and trolling?

some dude i don't think he's posting anymore unfortunately! no idea who this auk guy is.

You're essentially internet bullies. I mention that I'm British and you and your cronies spend your whole time using it as an insult, we all know in your rl you aren't so confident with the insults.

this guy is really shaking things up around here, don't know why I thought he was becoming tedious

pretty confident for a new user, seems to have shit figured out already

Britain isn't in the arctic though??!??

yeah dunno what that's all about then

מחייבת אותך , בן הזוג שלך ,והתלויים שלך יש ביטוח בריאות במוקדמות לכל השנה , לדווחפטור ביטוח בריאות , או

Arctic Noon.

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Eloy

Hahahahaha! Oh dear. I mean, I find this funny but I can see why some may not find it a laughing matter!

Yeah, I was just watching that on youtube! Far more energetic than the studio cut, and just as bizarre!

I find Costello to be mostly workmanlike and boring, although his has hit on a very small handful of classics in his career. I honestly can't stand his voice either. So aside from that very small handful of classics... Dud!

Where do those people come from!?

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FP'd you for this

FP'd you for FP-ing me

a conspiracy to break the scroll functions

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FP'd you for this

― Finn McCoolit (wins), Wednesday, April 1, 2015 2:44 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

FP'd you for FP-ing me

― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Wednesday, April 1, 2015 3:07 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is the Ask Raccoon Tanuki thread, I don't think we need exchanges like this, can we keep it constructive?

Raccoon Scaruffi

https://sheperdspie.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/sloan-portland-airport-bathroom.jpg

are you 12?

are you depressed?

https://nerdtoriousj2t.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/easter-bunny-crucifixion-56019.jpg?w=181&h=300

http://www.aidanmoran.com/blog2/uploaded_images/DSC_1066-761013.jpg

http://thomas.theo.kuleuven.be/cms2/uploads/image/pictures_bottom_middle/_large/25(2).jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-K2MSpU0taJ4/TjhbEc_12LI/AAAAAAAAA5k/o7d_tTacZMQ/s1600/liquid_jesus_starbucks.png

actually might interest you to know jesus wouldn't even drink at starbucks due to their tax avoidance

he was p into tax collectors it's true

LOL

How old is raccoon tanuki?

You're essentially internet bullies. I mention that I'm British and you and your cronies spend your whole time using it as an insult, we all know in your rl you aren't so confident with the insults.

― Arctic Noon Auk, Wednesday, April 1, 2015 1:25 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uh oh tanuki knows all about my IRL life! he's got my number! i'm scared now!

he just wants to be loved

we clearly love him, leaving these raccoon treats all over every thread.

garbage treats

Hahahahaha! Oh dear. I mean, I find this funny but I can see why some may not find it a laughing matter!

― Albanic Kanun Autark (nakhchivan), Wednesday, April 1, 2015 5:48 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, I was just watching that on youtube! Far more energetic than the studio cut, and just as bizarre!

― Albanic Kanun Autark (nakhchivan), Wednesday, April 1, 2015 5:48 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I find Costello to be mostly workmanlike and boring, although his has hit on a very small handful of classics in his career. I honestly can't stand his voice either. So aside from that very small handful of classics... Dud!

― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Wednesday, April 1, 2015 5:50 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Where do those people come from!?

― Albanic Kanun Autark (nakhchivan), Wednesday, April 1, 2015 5:51 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^

This is, like, a whole slew of my previous posts from various other threads taken out of context... and lo and behold, it's the usual snarky suspects too doing the copy'n'pasting, too. Obsessed, much? :D