idk racking up 80 FPs in a little over a week mighta had osmething to do with it
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 26 January 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link
xplop
oh wow, yikes, had no idea.
― Evan R, Monday, 26 January 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link
was tanuki banned? i don't see it in the admin log
― Treeship, Monday, 26 January 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link
The banning system was not functioning at the time that he was accruing multiple FPs. Stet said that he didn't know how long it would take him to fix it. As a work-around, since RT was continuing to be a problem for a LOT of posters, we deleted his account. RT re-registered as Arctic Noon Auk and once banning was fixed we banned that account.
― how's life, Monday, 26 January 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link
gotcha. thanks.
going to leave some half-eaten food in an accessible place near the dumpsters tonight in memoriam.
― Treeship, Monday, 26 January 2015 20:20 (nine years ago) link
so that's where Sacrificial Lamb came from!
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Monday, 26 January 2015 20:22 (nine years ago) link
an illegal hit, got him like bin laden
― goole, Monday, 26 January 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link
a fitting tribute
PS the probs w/the ban code are why we got the hilarious 2-post history & subsequent ban of "sacrificial lamb", they were testing it
xp w/sarahel!
― sleeve, Monday, 26 January 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link
I once saved a baby raccoon that had gotten stuck in a tall cylindrical trash can in very hot weather. You cannot save them all.
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 26 January 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link
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― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Monday, 26 January 2015 20:45 (nine years ago) link
ilx's h was just too much for our little guy
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 26 January 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link
he wasn't so bad. i liked how he would feel cornered and then lash out, almost like a raccoon.
― Treeship, Monday, 26 January 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link
I liked how he'd swing from branch to branch using his prehensile tail
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 26 January 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link
and I admired his large horn
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 26 January 2015 20:55 (nine years ago) link
a raccoon to the end
Banning is so lame
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link
if ilx was a democracy, it wouldn't happen. back in october there a referendum was called on the quesiton of unbanning all banned posters. the results were 25 to 11 in favor of the motion but the mods overrode it.
― Treeship, Monday, 26 January 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link
self-directed breaks are better, which you seem to do fairly regularly, looking forward to your next one. xp
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link
FP'd both of you xp
― sleeve, Monday, 26 January 2015 21:11 (nine years ago) link
both of whom?
― Treeship, Monday, 26 January 2015 21:11 (nine years ago) link
you and GD, duh
― sleeve, Monday, 26 January 2015 21:12 (nine years ago) link
The vanity it must take to presume I give a shit
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:13 (nine years ago) link
this thread now =
Raccoons leave their feces and urine in the insulation and soffit areas. If that raccoon ever leaves other raccoons are attracted to that smell and will make your attic their new home.
― o.m.g. lol @ hurt butt (wins), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:18 (nine years ago) link
the vanity it must take to post your garbage here at all xp
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:18 (nine years ago) link
or show up, act like a cunt for a few months, then peace, repeat
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/aplusautomation/vendorimages/14e84e5d-971d-4ab6-a466-6453d49ffa6d._V325247130__SR285,285_.jpg
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:23 (nine years ago) link
important question is what the hell is a soffit
― pelvic slang (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:24 (nine years ago) link
i think we have that raccoon puppet xp
― Mordy, Monday, 26 January 2015 21:24 (nine years ago) link
sock-prophet
― o.m.g. lol @ hurt butt (wins), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:25 (nine years ago) link
I see how you turned that around on me!I haven't hurled insults but many of you have at me. Seems a bit cunty. I have no idea who you are but you're up on my comings and goings. Seems a bit sad.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:29 (nine years ago) link
Soffit is a part of the wall that is above kitchen cabinets
― Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:29 (nine years ago) link
part of the guttering system iirc
― local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:29 (nine years ago) link
yes, it's what goes under the eaves
― sleeve, Monday, 26 January 2015 21:30 (nine years ago) link
ums dropping knowledge sux 2 be me ;_;
― local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:31 (nine years ago) link
No you're kinda right, it can also refer to the underside of the part of the roof that hangs over the house
― Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:32 (nine years ago) link
ilx is in the soffit
― local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:33 (nine years ago) link
u bop it when it bop-its. u soff it when it soff-its.
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link
u take your paycheck and u don't ask questions
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link
strangely pleasing that despite repeated attempts RT failed to school ilx on the fact that tanukis aren't even related to raccoons
― rob, Monday, 26 January 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link
a lep is a ball
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:57 (nine years ago) link
a tanuki is a soffit
Just by posting here, I always end up as a minor character in these "If Borges wrote melodrama" or "If Philip K. Dick ran credit checks" exchanges. Which used to bug me but now it's just funny.
― Vic Perry, Saturday, January 24, 2015 6:45 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lmao nice
― lag∞n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 16:30 (nine years ago) link
RT, were you on the 1UP Tanooki Board and/or EGM NGR??
― when is the new Jim O'Rourke album coming out (spazzmatazz), Thursday, 29 January 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link
"If Borges wrote melodrama" or "If Philip K. Dick ran credit checks"
this is good
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 February 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link
good to see someone on here finally trying to get mordy to have a long, hard look at the torah and all of the problematic content it entails
― Albanic Kanun Autark (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 16:22 (nine years ago) link
there's a passage in leviticus where it basically authorizes the father of a cuckolded wife to slaughter her in order to preserve the honour of the tribe
as much as i like mordy, he simply does not address these issues
― Albanic Kanun Autark (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link
Think Leviticus is bad, you've got the double length gory sequel in Deuteronomy.
Deuteronomy 20:13-15 Kill all the men and boys in the cities that God “delivers into your hands,” but keep the women for raping.
Deuteronomy 21:11-14 If you see a pretty woman among the captives then just take her home and “go in unto her.”
Deuteronomy 22:5 Women that wear men’s clothing are an “abomination unto the Lord.”
Deuteronomy 22:23-24 Says that women who are raped and fail to “cry out loud” in a populated area are most likely enjoying the attack should be killed.
― Arctic Noon Auk, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 16:59 (nine years ago) link
can someone copy and paste deuteronomy on this thread, i am currently in kashgar, xinjiang autonomous region, china, and the local govt firewall is preventing me from accessing the online bible sites
― Albanic Kanun Autark (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link
1 raccoon tanuki vs. two she bears
― And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 17:08 (nine years ago) link