ILM's Top 77 Tracks of 2014

his voice on this is so weak

felt that way about "fuck you"

love "uptown funk" tho

i don't care about how cynical the motivations were behind this but the end result is joyless and insipid

"fuck you", "happy", "all about that bass", all need to get in the bin

Thankfully I dont even have a tv

* * ILX SIRENS AWOOGA * *

'Happy' is definitely more irritating than this. 'Happy' is up there with Lenny Kravitz' 'Fly Away' a hit song that doubles as a hatchback commercial

"Fuck you" is the worst

I love Bruno Mars and take the hateposts about him around here a bit too personally but this song is trying too hard to please. Orgafun is a good comparison but see also Hollywood movie plots put together by committee of scriptwriters.

Yeah, Uptown Funk is the Skyfall of popmusic. But I love Skyfall as well. Sometimes it works.

'Fuck You', 'Crazy', 'Uptown Funk', 'Get Lucky', 'Happy' - dangerously close to becoming a genre in itself.

Thankfully I dont even have a tv

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Happy is in a category of its own, no way is this as bad. Neither is it as bad as Fuck You, which was more in your face about its melodic gimmicks and only slightly listenable the very first time. This one is just a piece of sound pastiche with not much of a song to it and I don't particularly like it or hate it.

I never heard this before either. I guess I'm not listening to the radio anymore or something...

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Part of me says 'fuck it well that's what a large part of pop music is all about' and the other part isn't so sure whether 'Get Lucky''s fairy dust works as well the second time round.

― quinoa: how's it spelt? (dog latin), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 12:47 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's not even "get lucky" a second time round, more like the latest in that long line of "happy", "fuck you", "blurred lines", "crazy", "hey ya", "crazy in love" etc. that sort of inoffensive retro funk that somehow manages to appeal to every demographic (aka older white ppl) so as to top every radio format and become inescapable (and then ends up on wedding playlists forever). i actually can't think of a more popular style of song (although ofc it generally needs an engaging performer over the top). there's going to be loads more before the decade is out.

I never heard this before either. I guess I'm not listening to the radio anymore or something...

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― MikoMcha,

#1 song in America.

and was #1 in England.

'Fuck You', 'Crazy', 'Uptown Funk', 'Get Lucky', 'Happy' - dangerously close to becoming a genre in itself.

― quinoa: how's it spelt? (dog latin), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you mean pop music?

I'm not 100% on board with get lucky but it's abt a hundred times better than either cee-lo cut

Just catching up on the rollout so far... More stuff I've enjoyed at this point in the poll than last year, I think

yus, no indie, no country and no metal. A great roll out so far. A proper tracks poll.

Give it tme.

psyched for the country

http://i.imgur.com/oGLGO1h.jpg

59 JENNIFER LOPEZ "I Luh Ya Papi" Ft French Montana [252 points, 9 votes]
http://youtu.be/c4oiEhf9M04?t=1m19s

I LUH YA LUH YA LUH YA PAPI

i'm down for this randomly placing

I LUH YA PAPI I LUH YA LUY YA PAPI

"Meanwhile, another legend is about to be born--somewhere in the mid-west of America, the Minneapolis sound is taking shape. A blend of funk and rock, known in the local clubs and bars where it's performed as Uptown, it's practised by two teenage bands: Grand Central (later named Champagne) with Andre Cymone on bass, Morris Day on drums, and Prince on guitar, and Flyte Tyme--Terry Lewis on bass, Alexander O'Neal on vocals, and Jellybean Johnson on drums. All are products of Minneapolis Central High School."

(xp)

I can't be doing with the chorus on this track at all.

This poll is pretty weird, there are definite twists and turns.

wow i forgot about i luh ya papi

great song

ha how random to see this song place, it didn't feel like a major pop hit and is probably a tier or two below peak j-lo, but it's tremendously likeable (especially the chorus mdc) and obv the video was exactly how to satirise misogyny in music videos without being problematic in other ways

j-lo is just an international treasure at this point so it's always nice to see her

uptown funk cynical but enjoyable

love this song, was right in the middle of my ballot

(i should clarify that peak j-lo = some of the very best pop singles going back over 1.5 decades so being a tier or two below that is not really a diss)

This song has definitely benefitted from being right near/at the top of the Summer Jams thread, whatever gets in those first few posts tends to place.

Also big up whoever's keeping the Spotify playlist updated - I've got the thing on automatic download and it is a real pleasure to get the new entries delivered straight to my phone on my commute home.

holy crap the video for Uptown Funk is embarrassing

Didn't vote for it because I only like the video. A lot.

xp the JLo vid that is

lol

male pop singers really need to expand their visuals beyond "michael jackson tribute act"

This song has definitely benefitted from being right near/at the top of the Summer Jams thread, whatever gets in those first few posts tends to place.

never considered this factor: will keep it in mind next year

"uptown funk" video reminds me of janet jackson's "alright" as well which is brilliant, but he was obviously biting off her brother here.

lol Eric H

also i got the ninos du brasil album and it def lives up to "sombra da lua". "essengheio tropical" is incredible

Still find it hard to believe there hasn't already been a song called Uptown Funk until this point.

Probably cuz most ppl are too self conscious to bite Dirty Mind so brazenly

Yeah Lipps Inc vs Prince

basically i dont wanna live in a world without bruno mars pastiche or j-lo misogyny satire

http://i.imgur.com/sfNp9NL.jpg

58 AGAINST ME! "Transgender Dysphoria Blues" [258 points, 8 votes]
http://youtu.be/HEE7iw5WYJI

ha very consistent across 3 polls!

rough surf on the coast - wish i could've spent the whole day alone with you

omg I <3 "I Luh Ya Papi", I had that on repeat for a good minute earlier this year

it's almost, like, willfully frivolous and disposable or something and it doesn't try to be anything more which gives it a v definite charm. It's such a fuckin earworm.