Steely Dan: "Steely Dan's name has been popping up as a hip musical crush. Remember, this glossy bop-pop was the indifferent aristocracy to punk rock's stone-throwing in the late 70's. People fought

All Steely Dan songs are first person non-fiction accounts. Donald Fagen died in a shootout in 1976, shouting "I'm a bookkeeper's son!" as police bullets tore through his body.

still think our Steedy Dan artist poll was one of the very best ones done on this here board.

yeah, great fun

kids got pez dispensers for christmas so I've had that song in my head, you know the one

https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7013/6425292913_ec9bb8c99e.jpg

(Kid Charlemagne, obvs.)

i sense the guy is trying to talk to a 19yr old and she's not at all interested or on the same wavelength and the guy ends up alone at the end of the song with cocaine and tequila

It's ambiguous as to whether the last line implies that he ends up alone with cocaine and tequila or whether he overcame her indifference with cocaine and tequila.

They are obviously already in a relationship (I don't give it long).

While they can't dance together and have nothing to talk about, weed* & tequilla will nevertheless make tonight a wonderful thing.

(*In early 1980s Southern California, every time I heard anyone say "Columbian" they meant high-priced weed, but that could reflect my low-class un-rock-star teenage environs - obviously Columbian could mean coke, that might even be the default reading in a Steely Dan number. But automatically reading Steely Dan songs as autobiographical is not recommended.)

I think "Columbian" referred to weed back then. (or is that "reeferred, huh, huh)

Colombian

My dad told me it was Colombian coffee when I was seven. Ahhhhh parenting...

My mom told me "shake your booty" meant shake your foot, and then proceeded to demonstrate. I was like five though

Anyone ever read the Brian Sweet book? Despite some poor editing ("Ozzie" Osbourne; "Through the Buzz," etc), definitely worth a read if you're a fan. Always assumed Fagan was the frostier of the two, but oh no. Becker makes Fagan look like Wayne Coyne

Best band ever

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--So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu)

Sorry, zing pocket post

http://www.ratw.com/newspaper/Aerosmith/Steely_Dan-Article/

a friend of mine just posted on facebook (he lives in upstate NYC)
but anyway apparently both Donald Fagen and Dr. Know of Bad Brains live in this town and were hanging out together at the farmer's market and Dr. Know was like totally starstruck by Fagen

my dream just came true

lol awesome

"Can you hear me, Dr. Know...?"

Dr. Know is indeed known by most old hippies in the hudson valley as gary, the manager of a health food store in Woodstock. Fagen is much much more likely to be recognized around there…yet there are probly 40-50 something alt-greybeards who (and the following is probly known by anyone reading this in the NY area) who have lately said "fuck the absurd cost of living in BK etc" and live there now, like UMS's pal, and are bad brains stans…

yeah, every other lifestyle piece in the NYT is about brooklyn hipsters setting up pickle shops in the hudson valley.

which is hilarious to me because i spent a lot of time up in that region as a kid and i remember tons of abandoned buildings and a fewwww artist-pioneer types but most NYC hipsters would not have poked it with a stick.

http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/632-pretzel-logic-understanding-why-your-dads-favorite-band-is-playing-coachella/

The Dan became an over-the-hill punchline in 2001, when it was awarded a string of four Grammys including Album of the Year for Two Against Nature in an upset win (beating out Kid A and Midnite Vultures, among others). It was one of a series of tone-deaf moves by the Grammys to reward Steely Dan more for its career accomplishments, not necessarily Two Against Nature, per se. That the Dan has toured steadily since then—nurturing its legacy with modest gimmickry like multi-night stands and playing its classic albums in sequence, in full—after a long live hiatus doesn’t seem to ingratiate them.

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"Let’s look past the sound"

good grief, that article could use some work

It's priceless that he thinks the protagonist of "Do It Again" is obviously named "Jack".

songs of transgressive creepitude set what passes for fardley 70's studio jazz to most milennials?

The Darcys deserves credit for attempting to lend some relevance to Steely Dan

" 'Kid Charlemagne' is the story of a drug dealer on the run."

"Hey Paul de Revere, that's Owsley Stanley.
He don't remember the king of acid.
Also Charlemagne was this guy in Europe,
The Hold Steady mentioned, but I'm just growin' old"

I got the horse's ass right here
The name is Paul de Revere

The Cure play a similar trick on listeners, reminding us that uptempo music doesn’t equal upbeat, even if a Cure song can make you feel happy or sing along....

The Dismemberment Plan indulges in similar musical dorkitude to the Dan, mining similarly weird funky grooves while simplifying and sweetening complex arrangements.

as anyone could beat a word to death, this is a dis on the editor more than the writer

those are lead sentences too

Was that piece really so important and timely it couldn't go through a single round of copy editing before being posted?

'similarly' might be the worst word

I'm not really sure if most things that get posted on "The Pitch" go through any editing.

Funny, but not surprising, how the writer comes across as more out-of-touch than his targets. Does the Gen Y Rolling Stone really think its readers need some barely postcollegiate clot's hipstersplaining to make sense of the Dan's snazzy jazz rock? This is the same mag that fetes every reissue from Bowie to Beefheart to Coltrane with a 9.0 or above.

Also, do barely postcollegiates even read Pitchfork in 2015? I would think that by now its demographic is pushing 30 at least, in which case this piece was even less necessary.

omg does the article you guys are quoting actually exist?

it's almost offensive bc writers putting out pieces like this are merely tacitly acknowledging as some sort of valid opinion the received wisdom of Steely Dan as square music for your parents, i mean we've been over this a million times already. great band, no defense required imo. people fought and brent dicrescenzo died for that much.

I'm not really sure if most things that get posted on "The Pitch" go through any editing.

Almost every article on Pitchfork has at least one glaringly awful turn of phrase, spelling/punctuation fuck-up, or something else that indicates editing is a low, low priority.

kind of amazed at near-total absence of dan coverage in pitchfork, kind of amazed the review quoted for this thread title is still there

many xposts but after levon helm died i remember reading that him, fagen and motherfuckin' brad dourif would hang out in woodstock together. THAT is a dream team right there.

Levon Helm… had to have been some barn show with Fagen and Roger Waters at one point.

thewufs-some interesting demographics here https://www.quantcast.com/pitchfork.com#!demo

also, what the hell is fardley?

http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/uptown-guy-how-uptown-funk-almost-destroyed-mark-ronson-before-it-saved-him/

If Ronson is the guitar-wielding, band-leading Walter Becker figure, Chabon plays Donald Fagen as a silent partner whose words cut through the technically virtuosic, coke-encrusted soundscapes.

gross! should we start another "the Lennon/McCartney band model" thread for Don and Walt though?

Becker = Mark Ronson
Fagen = Michael Chabon

iirc Levon and Helm dated (maybe married?) the same woman, or Fagen married Levin's ex, or something, so I guess there's a connection there. Whatever happened, good to know they remained on good terms enough to invite Brad Dourif over for some scenes.

WSJ's Jim Fusilli on the Steely aspects of Uptown Funk:

Novelist Michael Chabon contributed lyrics that aren’t standard funk fare to nine of the album’s 11 songs, helping to craft stories with a wry, downtrodden worldview. “In the back room of the El Mago Casino under a portrait of Doris Day / You and I and a pair of C notes, soft candy betting hard eight” sets the tone in “Crack in the Pearl.” The tale told in “Leaving Los Feliz” opens with “I’m on the guest list down at Paul’s Baby Grand / That hipster doorman he don’t know who I am.” Mr. Chabon rhymes “cannonball” and “Adderall” in “In Case of Fire,” which has a Steely Dan vibe—not necessarily a good thing. At times, there’s a forced, shoehorn fit between music and words, but Mr. Chabon’s lyrics for “Daffodils,” a mix of psych rock and funk, roll off Mr. Parker’s tongue: “Start that kicking dragon beating / Step out on the patio / Follow where your Daddy-o’s leading.” What does "betting hard eight" mean?

it's a roll in craps that pays off huge

it's when you roll two fours (getting eight the hard way and not the easy way)

i mean we've been over this a million times already. great band, no defense required imo

fucking seriously!

ugh the chabon lyrics are not sitting well w me

This is really making Uptown Funk sound dreadful

sw00ds talks to Vic Perry:

http://rockcritics.com/2015/02/15/steely-dan-podcast-part-one/