D'Angelo - Black Messiah (2014)

good point. never felt he was really comfortable as a song and dance man, so anything that keeps him more in the musician role is probably for the better. re: problems, yeah, i meant personal demons.

the main problem is really why we NEED him to be a virtuoso. cant he just be good?

― StillAdvance

Are you disturbed? Someone ban this freak from the thread. You're a piece of work. It was YOU who started this stupid ass discussion. Now you're saying this shit? Slimy m.f.

Goggles on I'm going ALL CAPS. IM PISSED. talk of 'technical virtuoso' is just so DAMN STUPID. With RACIST OVERTONES. Since when does it have any factor on whether you can CREATE GREAT MUSIC.

Were any of the BEATLES virtuoso on their instruments? Obviously NOT. DOES IT MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE? OBVIOUSLY NOT.

Was BLUES MUSIC created using 3 simple chords? YES.

IS QUESTLOVE THE MOST TALENTED DRUMMER IN THE WORLD? IS HE IN THE TOP 500? NOPE. DOES HE UNDERSTAND MUSIC? YES. DOES HE MAKE GREAT MUSIC? YES. IS A VIRTUOSO? NO.

JIMI HAD THE SAME SHIT THROWN AT HIM BY PEOPLE LIKE YOU. WAS JIMI A GUITAR VIRTUOSO? NOPE. IS HE RIGHTLY CONSIDERED ONE OF THE GREATEST GUITAR PLAYERS EVER? YUP.

Can PRINCE play bass like BOOTSY? NO. Can he make BASSLINES funky? OBVIOUSLY YES. DOES IT MATTER? NO.

LIKE SOMEONE SAID UP THREAD, JAMES GADSON FUCKING PLAYED THE SUGAH DADDY BEAT ON HIS THIGH. THOSE ARE HIM SLAPPING HIS THIGH. RECORDED. OH BUT MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST THIGH SLAPPER IN THE WORLD, LET'S JUST POINT THAT OUT.

IS HE A VIRTUOSO THIGH PLAYER? NOPE. I'M SURE THERE ARE 100 OR SO VIRTUOSO THIGH SLAPPERS OUT THERE WHO CAN SLAP A THIGH BETTER THAN HE CAN. THEY'VE PROBABLY HAD THAT GIFT SINCE BIRTH. THEY PROBABLY SPENT 30 YEARS SLAPPING THIGHS.

JAMES GADSON ISNT A VIRTUOSO THIGH SLAPPER.

BUT STILLADVANCE IS A VIRTUOSO FOOL.

Holy crap.

That was a virtuoso post, in the Steve Vai sense.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/312601938/twittervai.jpg

He's pulling purple music OUT OF THIN AIR!!!!

just to say, i dont know who would say hendrix wasnt a virtuoso. do people say that?

StillAdvance, it's called rhythm, feeling, soul. Get it.

ty based raccoon

I don't even like Hendrix but lol @ saying he wasn't a virtuoso

Bob Marley. StillAdvance, was Bob Marley a guitar virtuoso? Can we get into that discussion now too? That would be fun. Even better, shall we start to doubt whether Bob Marley even played his own guitar on his songs? And why did he play with so many other musicians? What's with that? Musicians that enjoy playing with other musicians? Who does that?

lol. just to clarify, i dont think i brought up the v word first. not that it matters!

"I don't even like Hendrix but lol @ saying he wasn't a virtuoso

― Οὖτις,"

"I never practice cos it's hard for me. I just jam. It's hard for me to rememeber stuff. That's why I make a lot of mistakes [when i play]"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gwLQAuHJv8

I like how you think words mean different things than everybody else does, it's cuet

^^official follow-up post

lol

"StillAdvance, it's called rhythm, feeling, soul. Get it."

teach me racoon!

Oh, don't get me wrong! D'Angelo is a very talented musician. I'd just never heard any key playing that particularly blew me away, not that there was anything wrong with it. But D'Angelo's not, like, some Stevie Wonder virtuoso, regardless. But he's super tasteful, so it's hard to tell. I did always think the "he can play anything!" thing was a little overblown. Most of "Brown Sugar" is pretty simple (to its credit). D'Angelo is not Prince in that regard, and does not need to be.

But yeah, some of the more technical jazzy guitar licks on this album, no, 10 years of adult time will not get you there.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, December 19, 2014 4:51 AM Bookmark

Based on what I've seen, D is probably a better keyboardist than Prince. Remember a lot of the flash wow keyboard moments on Prince's records were Fink.

Wow, this is getting kinda ridiculous

it's amusing at least.

talk about virtuoso u gotta mention my dude mozart

Based on what I've seen, D is probably a better keyboardist than Prince. Remember a lot of the flash wow keyboard moments on Prince's records were Fink.

not that it matters, but on a couple of my Prince bootleg dvds he does a little medley on solo piano, and it is murderous.

Can we get back to the Is Bob Marley a guitar virtuoso discussion please?

goddamn it jordan beat me to the virtuoso thigh slapper DN

talk about virtuoso u gotta mention my dude mozart

― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, December 19, 2014 11:56 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah he was like the stevie wonder of his day, produced such great tracks imo

YAHWEH, YEHUSHUA

guys I think we broke the raccoon

oh good we can return to discussion how well Macca can play lead guitar.

haha that RT post was amazing

macca shreds bro

i wish we could send d'angelo in a time machine to see how he'd do in the yardbirds

can d'angelo lute like sting can lute?

how much wood could a virtuoso woodchuck chuck

can D'angelo play the timbales like Tito Puente?

everything d'angelo does is funky like lee dorsey iirc

RT on some gzeus shit

In Japanese.
Not that I could read alot of it(one character speaks in an insanely thick and formal SAMURAI dialet, the royal family speaks high keigo which I oddly understood... not sure what that means. Alot of Kanji, too), what I did read is alot funnier, and I wouldn't have to read it anyway.
I could play it in russian, swedish, arabic... DOESN'T MATTER. I can play it with my feet without looking directly at the creen. I'VE DONE IT BEFORE.
In fact I set the battle modes to harder ones just for more of a challenge.
THE ATTACK NAMES ARE DIFFERENT AND IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I haven't played it in years and I can just go "Oh, now I need to do that, so I'll press this sequence of buttons and kill"
SPINAL FUNCTION.
If I did a blood transfuction I'm sure the recieving human(in addition to getting high from all the meds) would BE ABLE TO PLAY CHRONO TRIGGER.

That's not very long, either. I used to do 4-5 hour stretches. I don't remember how long it took to beat lavos when I'm SUPPOSED to lose...

I've seen all 11 main endings and variations of most of them.
I used to level up by playing the game through.
Fight the same series of wimps in the forect for an hour or two? I DON'T THINK SO. I think I'll BEAT THE GAME 3 times.
The same way EVERY TIME.
Fastest way to winning.
Then I'd work at accumulating more items and becoming so strong NOTHING could stop me. But only after completing EVERY POSSIBLE SIDE STORY.

This was accomplished in part by a trick my brother (ex-in-law) found.
He spend 6 hours fighting the same battle over and over.
Steal the same item from the same monsters.
I was FLOORED when I heard that.
He had a save on the system with MAXED OUT magic power on EVERY character.
Then I went on to bit by bit max every character as much as possible.

Then I lent it to my then girlfriend, and somehow that save was erased.
it's wuite possible the fact that I had a Game Gear save on it that was so fucked it screwed the system, but she may (VERY DOUBTFUL) have deleted it on purpose, but I think she was ashamed of ACCIDENTALLY deleting it and lied.
But I don't remember if you CAN just delete a save in CT....

This game was my sole entertainment source save random TV things for 2-3 years.
THAT'S INSANE.
I had an old-school Geocities site(long gone, I loved it) dedicated to subtexts and retardo descriptions of characters.
I sprayed my hair the color of my fav character, I bought a replica sword like the one he carried, GREW MY HAIR TO THE SAME LENGTH.
Used his name on EVERY message board, wait, they were all CHAT ROOMS then.
Remember CHAT ROOMS?
There was a CT chatroom I had regular DAILY meetings in.
I SOMEHOW developed a crush on the webmaster until I saw she was really palsied and horse-like.
Still cool. Not attractive.

WOW.
This is the most meaningless crap I've ever written, but it's a bit of an insight onto how far into things I get.

Any CT fans?
Anyone else have a similar past with a different game?

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, August 18, 2006 5:18 AM

get yr iron game up

just wanted to drop in and say this album is dope.

major stylistics vibes from 'another life'

right down to the sitar experimentations

i used to think RT was a troll, but he just appears to be another guy on the internet w/ a short fuse. and a capslock key that catches.

Hey yeah can we go back to talking about how amazing "1000 Deaths" and "The Charade" and "Sugah Daddy" (and the rest of the album) are and stop talking about whether D'Angelo would win an amazing rap battle of history with Mozart or whatever

Big 'Zart had mad #bars

salieri wrote all his rhymes tho

salieri was the mad skills of the classical period

Salary went off the sermonizing deep end on Unplugged 2.0.

I know this album isn't really that short -- 56 minutes -- but the sequencing makes it feel like it ends too soon. The back half is so strong and flows so well together that it's a letdown when it ends. Feels like it should keep going and going.

the songs on this record are among the shortest 5-minute songs i've ever heard... i mean that as a major compliment. they are so engaging and engrossing, and they end and i'm like, "wait, that's it? i could have listened to another 10 minutes of that."

that' what happens when you have real musicians playing real instruments and a vocal genius leading them

thanks, dad.